it's big milky legend time!!

just saw the ballad of wallis island and it made me weep xo

hello bluesky comedy people, i have to sell my spare ticket for greg davies at wembley arena next week! lmk if you would like it 🫶

keep thinking about last night's flatslam and giggling like a freak. it was SO silly.

my mum put her hand up during the beans wisdom of havers section when they asked for a problem and said "my daughter is obsessed with you". ben said "that's not a problem" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

on my way to mach!!! (via the cinema bc i couldn't wait until next week to see thunderbolts*)

look at the necklace i bought to wear to see the beans at mach this weekend 🥹

sam campbell on pappy's let's fucking goooo

it's always been...conchiglie

listening to the new three bean salad ep after my dog died yesterday and they're fucking talking about marley and me

our beloved lexie passed away today after 14 years of being my soul dog, and i have no words for how heartbroken my family is

so excited for this!!

obsessed with how every comedian was seemingly either seeing mae martin or sabrina carpenter last night

bionic always gives me 90s gary barlow vibes

Worth a watch for #OffMenu #ElisAndJames and #CrunchAndCrumble fans youtu.be/VgvKbpzBT-8?...

gladiators is so good, i love sports

wow the next series of taskmaster is looking wild!! (i love this sm)

Putting my publishing hat on to say happy World Book Day! Levels of reading for fun in children are lower than they've ever been, so it's more important than ever to teach kids about how amazing books are 📚 #WorldBookDay

just got tickets to see one of my favourite bands 🥰

got bothered by some teenage boys at the station...i am no better than mark corrigan

at the british library so here is the obligatory piazza slippery photo

Next year these guys can host the #Brits

the phoenix being on the apprentice is so funny, like that's my friend

Post a pic of when your pet was little. Lexie in 2011 🖤

live flatslams are always so much fun, i hate when they end and i have to go back to my normal life. i belong in the phoenix basement, i am not an above-ground person.

i hope the person who wore a take that t-shirt to tonight's flatslam could sense how badly i wanted to come over and say hi

my ADHD is ADHDing so hard, if tonight's Flatslam doesn't heal me I will be forced to do something dramatic

listening to pappy's on the train is a real danger bc i'm 3 minutes into the new episode and i've just snort laughed in front of a train full of people

i'm missing henry paker, sam campbell, and james acaster bc i was emotionally manipulated into dogsitting my mum's dog and it's making me want to cry!!

saw harry hill's new wip and he did the single ladies dance and i don't think any other gig will ever be this good

i made an airbuds account! add me to find out just how much mark owen one person can listen to <3 i.airbuds.fm/gem.fandango...

Heard our new episode about King Arthur? It’s funny and charts 1,500 years of literature & legend With the brilliant Mike Wozniak (who knew a surprising amount!) and the fab medieval historian @mareganlefay.bsky.social. Listen to You’re Dead To Me on BBC SOUNDS www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

sam campbell is like if stitch from lilo & stitch was an australian guy

booked my accommodation for mach fest 🥰🥰

i met lsdunes again today and they said the rainbow poppy shirt i was wearing was their fave, and frank shook my hand bc he was excited about the assai edition of past lives i asked them to sign 😭

need to stop looking at flats in sw6 just because of the james acaster bit

good morning britcom people, my boss was just telling me how she went to the comedians beer mat flipping championship bc she's friends with stuart laws' mum???

one of my silly little robbie williams tweets has blown up on the bad place so i'm hiding over here x

finally watched rye lane! i hope the love of my life walks in on me crying in the bathroom one day x

sam doing wobs bits on catsdown... if he does the tube queens bit i'm gonna die

if i had a £ for every time i had tickets to see sam campbell and then lsdunes announced a show for the same day and i decided to go to that instead i'd have £2, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

cambo doing the yes ohh bit on catsdown is making me SCREAM

meeting frank iero today :)

my silly little job was featured on inside the factory tonight and i had a stupid smile on my face the whole time i was watching

this is brand new information !!!!!

pspsps pembo girlies x

saw riches and kearns are ball & boe again and i am firmly obsessed

my in / out lists for 2025

cut my finger while slicing cheese for a cheese board. if only there were a comedian who could've warned me about the evils of the cheese board.

cheers robbie, son's crying x