yall i can't believe her

Some of the messages I get from a friend: a thread 🧵

Your politics bore me #va11halla

greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

Autumn says we need to kill racists and fascists and imperialism is a disease that all who spread it should face justice

Hulu thinks they've figured out the secret to attracting Gen-Z subscribers: A transgender elf woman in every show (Source: tinyurl.com/yxyctewp)

“The founder of the CIA wanted to force-fem Hitler” might be an all-time “none of these words are in the Bible”

holy shit

worst blue prince run

Just learned that Tommy Tallarico is now quietly starting to go by the name Sammy Salazar, and honestly, has anyone ever done a number on someone on the scale hbomb did on this dude? just legendary

am i cooked

one at a time ladies

cant believe i missed the drama

Bruh

Explaining American politics to a European: "Imagine a burger based fast food chain..."

ive started randomly messaging servers im on "should i dm my ex" and watching the gay people go "sure" and the straight people fucking panic and warn me

you can add "because of the woke" to the end of any sentence and it's automatically funnier. because of the woke

risk of rain session

BREAKING: In last-minute pledge, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani pledges to REPLACE the Wall Street Bull with an 20 foot tall bronze statue of Uma Musume "GOLD SHIP"

there is no pleasure in life greater than chillin with your tits out

you can't be serious

this entirely depends on who i'm talking to though, to some people i'm the reason their lives are ruined.

They ended security support for Windows 10 btw

0 likes... guess nobody will see em

Should i post boobs

All those times I encouraged people to take their meds are going to come in handy now that I'm getting some, not because I see how their lives have improved and want that for myself, but because I don't want people to call me a hypocrite. I really am that petty.

i cant

yall ever remember that one scene in metal gear where some guy says "well america sourced those foreign children brains legally" and raiden responds that who cares that it was legal, and we all laughed at kojima cos it sounded ridiculous at the time? Well that guy is now the Democratic left. aaaa

Good for Jimmy i guess, can we stop the fourth reich still

Why is the only group project we're doing well on the apocalypse?

hopefully when attempt 2 happens and i move back to my room my brain can fucking chill

Just got told I was the "Kill assist" for cracking their egg and at this point i need to start keeping track of my XP if we're saying stuff like that

She brittle on my holl til I ow

Okay yeah its fucked.

Moving back. It's time to get back to a sort of normal.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

100 YEARS 3 HOUSES DISCOURSE

Yall are clearly just jealous of how deep the throat goat can take it

what did she know

yall im so fucking bored like i have boobs and im showing them to nobody?? fucked up

I condemn violence and commend my dyslexia for making things unclear

hey everyone just wanted to update you, I'm feeling great. I am currently not sad at all, how are you?