be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world

The ancient Spartans:

Not now, sweets, mommy’s watching the horny gay hockey show

Yall did no nut November? Cuz girl I was out here nutting twice as hard just for you

I’m stuffing???

ok so wait ermm uhhhh awooga

Me when I’m stuck behind a slow walker:

Steamworks was so much fun 🏳️‍🌈💪🏻 I feel liberated! Everyone so confident and without shame. Beautiful experience. 10/10

I’m so fucking high and this picture is SO FUNNY

Beef

daily Jules.

Went here and everyone knew me

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straddling this bench like I’m riding a man 😵‍💫😏

Timelines asleep so low effort bathroom flex

daddy

Oh my god I have so fucking manyyyy

Got your nose

I love this assignment

Taipei is really fun so far 🤭

my hotel room in Taipei has the toto bidet attachment and i’m in love

“LGB without the T” hey so actually go kill ypurslef

If you . ♡ ° ♡ think °. ♡ . + that . ✵ ♡ ✵ ♡ CUDDLE FUCKING ♡ . ° . ♡ is ° ✵ hot af ♡ ° ✧ ° ° ♡ repost this ♡

anyone here like airplane food?

bonus pic for flex Friday heheh

Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.

happy flex Friday! it’s not much but it’s honest work

Got to protect your valuables.

how it feels liking both hairless and hairy butts

How it feels liking both hairless and hairy chests

The light pollution is too strong so you’re just gonna have to settle for an aurora borea-Alex

one more week until Wicked: For Good….

🙃

Size of that cow.

A regular reminder that a poster made in MS paint will ALWAYS be cooler than the bullshit ai slop you generate.

ok for real this time

I’m joining this trend

if I may…

had a dream more of my friends started following me here, then they saw me being h*rny on main and I freaked out and woke up 🥴

Proof btw

Weekend work hyped to be back in grey sweats season. 💪🏼

NON-STOP NUT NOVEMBER

same guy appeared on my Instagram explore page twice as if the algorithm knows I love Costco, handsome men, and chicken breast lmfao oh and cats hehe

my friends, how do you take the best gym selfies?! I can’t for the life of me find the angles and whatnot 🥲

love the beefening 🥰

I apologise to everyone at my gym for being a little bit musky during my workout (unless you guys are into that) 🫢🤭