Can't believe they're torturing Maduro and just posting pics of it... smh

Reminder: This is a private event for media and sponsors only, please don't show up....

To quote the goaltender for the Calgary flames: Nothing matters, nobody cares, were all gonna die.

To quote the owners of a different dead cpl club; At least the sun will explode one day and none of this will matter.

Cool now I get to spend the next 5 months reliving the whimper of the past 4 weeks and wondering wtf is gonna be different next time

daaaaaa wanderers lose

No I wanted to watch another half hour of this it's totally okay, I'm fine, really, I'm fine

Play like shit -> no fans -> rebrand -> play like shit -> no fans -> rebrand

We're the Subway™ of the CPL Existential, ubiquitous, mediocrity.

There's finally a trophy coming to YLS!! Shout out to our roommates @vermilionvanguard.bsky.social and @afctoronto.bsky.social for getting the NSL shield, playoff cup next!

It's so over...

Nothing like longing for Nash ball tactics to make me realize I need a grippy sock appointment

Could've been better, could've been worse

They call it labour day because it's labour to watch this

Games like that are the rebound I expect from dropped points the week before, we didn't fuck around with our food this week and got the 3 points that were expected. The 5 goals are an acceptable apology.

If we want a strangle hold on a home playoff game, these were the types of matches you gotta find a W

We have the best CAM trio in the league with Lopez Costa and Reid, change my mind.

Channeling these vibes ahead of tmrw youtu.be/dFHZeIzeVPk #CPL #CanPL #905Derby

A spliff and CCSG tears. The best night cap 🤌

It really does only take 1 goal to get all three points

Honestly, I didn't realize just how bad it was under Ghotbi, Nash is definitely a good improvement for them, class guy too

+3 (and a clean sheet)

+3

don't leave the stadium first

I would like to thank David Gandler, Edgar Bronfman Jr, and the rest of the executive staff at Fubo TV Inc. for single handedly driving the Canadian footy broadcast piracy ecosystem, without your price gouging, none of us would be compelled to learn how to pirate your shit 🖕

Not only did we get +3 points on the weekend, but we also got +3 goals for the prideraiser :)

:/

POTW and 5 players in TOTW, absolute scenes

Osti crise de tabernak câlisse d'viarge, we won

Volume 4, Issue 1. Get it Sunday at the match vs Vancouver.

New issue of The Crust available drive.google.com/file/d/1Aoqb...

We really are a club going through puberty huh, we about to go through our emo, only wear black (with gold trim) phase aren't we

As someone who mostly ribs referees for the kayfabe, you have to really fuck up consistently over many years for me to start recognizing your name and being distraught to hear it scheduled for a York game.... I know 1 refs name in the league.... They reffed York last night.

Call me Delulu Debby cause I will never believe we're cooked, chat

One month til Pride which means we are launching our @Prideraiser. This year, @COTU_SG & ourselves are excited to be supporting Sistering. Pledge today! www.prideraiser.org/campaigns/ce...

Shout out to the players for all the work they put in and for @pfacan.ca helping the players have a voice

Glad to have caught Ultras at HotDocs A wonderful love letter to the world of football ultras in all it's forms around the world. We highly recommend it

Can happily confirm that the prediction of 2% decreases in life expectancy from smoke inhalation and being drunk on a Sunday panned out The 2-2 draw against a shit factory town was no impedance to the vibes as well #yufc #905Derby #CanPL

What a pissoff In other news, we have a fox in the henhouse

9 fouls in 26 minutes without a single card is a master class in losing a grip on the game from the ref

Probo is an absolute rage bait merchant

Nine Stripes forever

Reach fam

Welcome back Y9 legend