If you have some news you need to share but really want it buried deep in the news cycle, IT IS YOUR TIME

The Nanny walked so Paige Desorbo could run. #fashion

The sparkly gold heart graphic on #LoveIslandUSA scratches something in my brain

I have approximately a four-hour window to eat a banana. Now? Not quite ripe enough. Tonight? Perfect. Tomorrow? Too late.

A month ago someone insulted my salad tongs by saying they didn’t pick up enough stuff and it’s weird how I’m still not over that

I would’ve skipped this one tbh, but she is ENGROSSED in The Strange Delight of Pear Salad

No one has ever studied a Table of Contents harder than this lady at the nail salon (Southern Living, of course)

Some days Google disappoints me but today I put in “glasses keeper onners” and it really came through for me

Wihan might be worse than Gary, and that’s saying something. #BelowDeckDownUnder

I just saw two Amazon delivery trucks that didn’t have any maker’s marks on them. Looks like they just drove them off a lot somewhere. Wild!

As someone who is traveling on a regional jet twice next week, I’m sending positive thoughts to all regional jets and flight crews. Would particularly love to land right side up. #goodRJvibes

Lauren has Pam Beasly energy and Jenna Fischer’s voice. Wild. #loveisblind

The way I have to exit out of an app to google on my phone how many episodes are in a season of a show because the streaming apps ALL OF THEM make it impossible to easily maneuver out of an episode and back in

Taylor’s thigh jewelry: T as in Taylor, Travis or Troy? #Grammys2025

Instagram just linked me to a toilet-paper holder that costs $192.50. I’d love to be as wealthy as Insta thinks I am. (Related: it’s dreamy.)

I don’t understand why the @amazonkindle.bsky.social app tracks your reading speed to project time left to finish a book but doesn’t tell you how long it took you to read the entire book. Big opportunity there.

People getting bold since Justin Baldoni

The DSes on #specialforcesfox have big Gordon Ramsay Energy.

This is the most underwhelming divorce settlement headline I’ve ever read. #andHondaAccord

Just out here to Skeet that Knox & Jamie have released what’s always one of the best episodes of the year. Related: I’m gonna need Knox to come up with a verbal sound effect to use every time he says “Skeet.” #skrrrrrr

Something nice about becoming senile is that it’s possible I’m watching a season of Project Runway I’ve already seen but I’m on episode 6 and I’m still not sure

Having Skattebo and skibidi exist on the same timeline is very confusing

When they ask you what triggered my mental breakdown

Top of my Spotify Wrapped should actually be the bangers my appliances play when they’re done.

How much do I crave validation? Enough to ask the pharmacist for a sticker after I got my COVID and flu vaccinations this morning. 🦄🦄🦄

Note to the agency that produced that Lavazza coffee ad with Steve Carell and John Krasinski: HUGE MISS not having Carell drinking out of a World’s Best Boss mug.

I think all airplanes should have those floats like just in case

This is a tough time to be chronically online

My love language is physical distance