I got the Benjamin bed! It was made for me!

Obligatory hotel room selfie.

Obligatory hotel room selfie.

Daddy's got just what you want.

Our next show. Watch until the end.

Obligatory hotel selfie

Had to get dolled up for a photo shoot yesterday.

Had a little play time with @subwufr.bsky.social this afternoon. Such a sexy man.

Freshly showered/hotel mirror selfie.

💯

New shirt. Happy Pride!

Hubby reminded me on his way out the door to remember to get dressed before my first online meeting this morning.

Happy Monday! Wishing all you hoes a great week.

Got more ink did today.

New ink today. Kinda craving liver with fava beans.

Post a pic from 10 years ago

It's Tummy Tuesday and I also celebrate 11 years of sobriety today.

Drove over to Wenatchee today. The traffic on I-90 was a shitshow. What normally takes 2.5 hours took 5. In my hotel room and ready for bed.

People always ask me, "Honey, what's your secret to maintaining that thick, sexy body?" It's diet. Tonight, I had a deep-fried cinnamon roll with two scoops of vanilla ice cream topped with whipped cream and caramel. The cinnamon roll was soooo buttery.

Get your tickets!!! It's gonna be fun!

Happy Tummy Tuesday

When the sniffies hookup turns into a threeway at the last minute.

Obligatory hotel room selfie.

Fun times at TBRU!

I organized my desk last week. There were numerous pens laying around it, most of which I got at work-related conferences. I'm sitting here working and noticed the purple one thinking where in the hell did I get that one. It's from a place located in Dallas, so I assume it was in my TBRU bag.

Had to stock up on beard color spray for Mizz Honey.

This bear's face is painted and ready for Bacon Strip tonight.

Obligatory hotel mirror selfie.

Headed to TBRU this week. Here's a pic from last year. Who am I gonna see?

I'm still a little sick. Teaching a week long class that begins tomorrow. Checked into my hotel and had to take an obligatory pic.

The boys are back in town. @youraverageappa.bsky.social @avgjoey23.bsky.social

Happy Tummy Tuesday

New wig, who dis?

Daddy's belly.

Happy Sunday! Gonna head out to the Toolshed for beer bust to see what trouble I can get into.

Cinnamon crunch shake.

I can be your sugar daddy.

I'm that bitch.

Having some chicken yakisoba before my flight.

Gangster Bitch

Imma make that ham my bitch

Headed to SEA for another 24-hour turnaround.

Happy Super Blow Sunday to all who celebrate. Same to those who celebrate Super Hole Sunday.

I don't know her.

Clearly the Alaska employee sending these offers out is high. I'm not changing my flight for $25.