Lost no nut dont hmu

I wonder what I should wear for my court case this week

What do i get for formaggio’s Christmas present

Dead as hell

Oh my god bruh

rotating between car jacking and robbery these days

Would you love me if i was an allergy ridden dog that needed limited diet food only niche pet stores carry

Ghiaccio is kinda cute dont tell him i said that

Ughhh

Dipped my balls in dressing

Boobs hurt. Someone must pay

I think Melone stole my panties again

What is the sims

Whose pussy are we eating tonight

Fuck off!!

Fuck— [ tripping, Illuso stumbles out ] Ow! Damnit. Stupid windows.

Well fine! Enjoy your flaming curio cabinet! [ climbing out of the window for some reason ]

I’m gonna be honest I was getting out of a ticket and jumped into the nearest mirror I saw through a window. By the way, you should move this. If the sun hits it wrong, you’ve got a house fire.

Yeah i was kinda hiding in the mirrors but now im out

I’ve been here bruh

Got it, baby

Buh

Hopefully. I swear, every outfit is made for stick legged models

Should I stick to shorts then? I’m mostly worried about spillage

[ showing her straining in the tiny skirt ] See?

My butt barely fits in this goddamn skirt

Diavolo is using crack again

@callitvenezia.bsky.social ghiaaaa?

Someone get ghiaccio im so HOT!!!

Im dying from the heat 😭😭😭

Research? Where would I start?

I guess so? What kind of freak stuff should I try?

Feeling horny

True, but goddamn is it weird

No way! They taste weird and sweet

Why are there so many freaks

Pickles are so nasty😭😭😭

⠀⠀ ⠀#JJBARP / #MVRP ⠀⠀

Hey guys hows it— [ boobs pop out from her top ] Damnit not again

[ HOLY SHIT THATS MORE THAN SHE GETS A MONTH ] U-Uh, grazie. I might like this little arrangement

[ she returns with some poor bastard. An unfortunate tourist who got a little too handsy with her while flirting ] Here.

Right, I guess that makes sense? [ still nervous, Illuso nods ] I’ll get one soon

Fine. Any preferences?

I am moments from becoming the joker if one more check bounces

My boobs hurt

Can i have the money

Hater fr

You’re the only golden twat that I love

🎶Driving in my car after nocino Hey that bump looks like giorno DUI 🎶

BRO?