Holding paws #cats #sweetness

i love opensousa "don't you mean opensuse?" no 🎺🎺🎺

Anyone know if there's a way to get Cookie Run: Kingdom running on Linux? I have a NVIDIA GPU so Waydroid isn't a viable solution

[USPol] US Presidents should NOT lie frequently enough for a "false and misleading statements" Wikipedia page to meet notability requirements. At worst, it should be one short page, if one must exist. And then we have this dementia ridden cunt with TWO full pages, one for each of his terms... […]

Goes hard. The guitar melody reminds me of Click Click Boom by Saliva. https://youtu.be/ZwiXaDAqBP8

Jarate is relevant now

jOwOseph jOwOestar

Are there any isekai stories out there that are cathartic for people who've undergone emotional neglect/abuse by a parent? Or hurt/comfort isekai in general?

[US Pol, Trump, Fascism] There's no possible alternative reading of this than Trump is a fascist dictator bent on taking over the whole fucking world. At this rate, there's no way we're even going to have midterms... :/ jfc […] [Original post on furry.engineer]

MY BLÅHAJ ARRIVED

I tried to change my password to "BeefStew" but the system told me that it's not stroganoff.

I might get a blahaj tomorrow

My humidifier has a tray you can put essential (or optional) oils in to slowly and safely disperse the scent of with its mist. Any suggestions for fun scents?

Check out this sweet lanyard

The loader selector has colors now. That's it. That's the post.

do you have a nintendo switch gathering dust? there are two different methods to install homebrew on a switch. the easy way works on most switches made in 2019 or earlier (Erista model), the hard way works on the rest (Mariko). If you bought your switch before Animal Crossing came out then […]

Check out this sweet lanyard

Does lavender essential oil smell like fruit loops to anyone else?

Just bought humidifier drops and a rainbow blåhaj

Shout out to the dude in my Java programming class yesterday who spent nearly the entire period drawing ants, flowers, and outdoor scenery in MS Paint with a mouse and the aliased pencil tool. Godspeed.

A recent cartoon for @newscientist.com. To order my new book of science cartoons 'Physics for Cats', see here: www.tomgauld.com

There was a mega fancy humidifier just sitting in a big box downstairs and now it's mine. Neat. It has a REMOTE

I like 5naf and it's a damn shame that Cawthon turned out to be right-wing and bad at writing. The animatronics don't look like real world animatronics but god damn they make sickass robot furries

FNAFB's is a goofy little game and I wish they'd been able to make more than 3 games. Yeah they're poorly balanced but I like them

One of the stories I like to recount to other people is that time I was waiting for a Fedora virtual machine to load something and got so irritated with it so quickly that I accidentally snapped my fingers for the first time ever.

No one: EndeavourOS on a Saturday night: Sorry, boss, can't do the keyring update thing, try again later.

[mh-] Could the world PLEASE stop going through major historical events? For everybody's sake? Treating my clinical depression has left me very angry in the place of wanting to die.

[PH-] Wheeee I love coughing so much that I pull the muscles in my chest and cause myself pain every time I breathe too hard or move wrong

Why is this metal cover of motherfuckin' **WAP** so good? I didn't know how well horny rap translated into metal.

Knowing another language gets interesting when you see native speakers of it learning English. You understand some of what they're thinking. You think, "ah, that's English with Mandarin grammar, neat"

[adhd (very negative)] did i really manage to lose my adhd meds just when i critically need them to finish a project? fuck. my. life.

[somewhat politics] "just leave lol" is a response that only makes sense if your sole model of queer people is single, highly educated, able, white young adults. telling queers to leave shows a massive ignorance as to the difficulty of legal immigration and/or queer people actually having […]

[ph-] I can't talk as of late. I didn't lose my voice, it's just that using my vocal cords agitates the mucus in my throat and makes me cough like my lungs owe me money. Also, said lungs and the muscles surrounding them H U R T when I cough because I've been coughing so much lately.

[USpol] I hope the insurance company covering the vehicle Renée Good's car hit after she was shot crawls directly up Jonathan Ross' (the murderer's) ass

[USPOL] On January 7th, 2026, domestic terrorist Jonathan Ross harassed and then murdered Renee Good in her car in Minneapolis.

This should be a legal requirement for being allowed to sell networked devices. (Original title: Bose open-sources its SoundTouch home theater smart speakers ahead of end-of-life) https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/01/bose-open-sources-its-soundtouch-home-theater-smart-speakers-ahead-of-eol/

How does one "learn IPA" ? I'm interested enough in language and accents in a hobby kind of way that I don't think I can avoid it anymore. But I find it extraordinarily intimidating. All those backwards letters and little embellishments... What would one do? Make some flash cards?

A few days ago, a client’s data center "vanished" overnight. My monitoring showed that all devices were unreachable. Not even the ISP routers responded, so I assumed a sudden connectivity drop. The strange part? Not even via 4G. I then suspected a power failure, but the UPS should have sent an […]

thank you flutter for including a documentation page about the borb mascot, already best gui framework https://docs.flutter.dev/dash also, where do I get a plushie

# CW YOUR FUCKING POLITICS. PLEASE.

Nobody in the history of the universe has ever, ever, wanted to paste rich text. Even if they did, the colors are all wrong.

Tracked 27,857 posts across 2,558 instances. Federated: 40% - Found 13,060 descriptions set on 32,268 images. Local: 28% - Found 2,443 descriptions set on 8,658 images.

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Half of taking a dump is letting gravity do its thing, how do people shit in space?

piracy is badass

[USPOL] Justice for Merwil Gutiérrez, Renee Good, and every other human being who has been wronged by the American Gestapo.

I browse r/196 and r/19684 through a Custom Feed so that I don't have to shitpost every time I want to browse 196

I think that, if Araki ever does another #jjba part that takes place in the 1930s, he should bring Smokey back. He's my favorite JoBro.