[JoJo part 6 spoilers, suggestive] Finally finished Part 5 of JoJo's, and Part 6 is immediately giving me Jolyne getting embarrassed at masturbating to the sight of the moon

[JJBA Part 5 spoilers] Finally back to watching JoJo's. Why is Secco thicc

I post the dumbest shit and somehow get followed by (checks notes) professional cryptographers and the main dev of musl libc

If young Joseph Joestar were put against Dio or Pucci I think he'd win. He'd asspull his Stand somehow, too.

If AbsolBlogsPokémon had a Stand it would be named Cotton Eye Joe Experience trust me

Lucida is so slow but it's the most consistent out of the alternatives. No downloading only part of an album because Monochrome won't let you retry. No renaming files. No BS

Household media server is back online. Unfortunately, the area around it on its desk is a mess. I've gotta neaten it up so I can place a mouse and keyboard there for configuration and stuff.

Google's proposed workaround for sideloading unverified apps requires 9 steps, a mandatory 24-hour waiting period, and is delivered through Google Play Services, not the Android OS. Google can modify or remove it at any time without user consent. It hasn't shipped in any beta. @keepandroidopen […]

Since Hermit Purple can display anything Joseph pleases on a TV, he's a walking piracy machine...

skating thru the aisles of an ai datacenter on my heelys, blasting rhythm nation by janet jackson from a boombox and leaving a trail of failing 5400rpm drives in my wake

I can't believe Jax ate Zooble man #tadcleak

Devsisters. Devsisters. You CANNOT be claiming that your graphics settings are "low quality" if ONLY the kingdom and in-battle assets are downscaled. #cookierunkingdom

"Groove Is In The Heart" is considered a gay anthem? The alphabet mafia has the best taste in music istg

man you can just say fuckin ANYTHING on fedi and people will like it. I love it

@erchache2000 https://neopaquita.es/@erchache2000/116597055451812933

AI models don’t really 'get' the BSDs. As a result, they often provide incomplete, imprecise, or flat-out wrong answers by defaulting to Linux paradigms. When it comes to illumos-based systems, they just completely lose the plot. This is becoming a serious issue for the BSDs and illumos […]

skating thru the aisles of an ai datacenter on my heelys, blasting rhythm nation by janet jackson from a boombox and leaving a trail of failing 5400rpm drives in my wake

I was raised by a professional cybersecurist and a former professional disc jockey. I turned out this way for a reason.

anyone know where the hell I can find this album online? according to tineye it was on amazon music at some point but it's inaccessible now (at least in the US) https://www.discogs.com/release/2825706-Various-The-Best-Of-The-Eighties

just heard a direct reference to Zelda in a video for one of my summer courses

Are crepes a form of French tortilla

Community college is awesome

[Violence] What is with the Joestar family and getting hands cut off

The way Homestuck got its music is interesting to me. The music team would try to guess at what would happen next to get their songs in the next flash

Mohammed Abdul when he's changing into his pajamas: MAGICIAN'S BED!

thank you helltaker dev for the pancake recipe

The Beard Burgers song from Parappa 2 has no right to go as hard as it does

Made myself crepes this morning. Tasty.

Steel type lechonk is leclank

makin some hella expired hot n sour soup that came outta my aunt's cupboard. smells funky

no post has ever made me feel more seen than this one.

Since vampires are weak to _all_ alliums, and not just garlic, you could kill Dracula by beating the shit out of him with a leek.

Since vampires are weak to _all_ alliums, and not just garlic, you could kill Dracula by beating the shit out of him with a leek.

yeah baby check out my application launcher #webkinz

#webkinz Classic needs its backend code redone.

We need to write more fanfic about religion.

Are there music games for the older playstation/xbox consoles that don't require custom controllers

Considering offering myself as a fanfic beta reader with how many unchecked typos I've been seeing in fics lately. Dude. Most office software has spell check

Dirty Mountain Dew tastes like if a key lime pie had a scene phase.

Oh, to be a couple of little hermit crabs venturing around the tidepool 🦀🦑

Built this while trippin.. No idea what it does. Not trying it either..

New type of guy I made up: guy who grew up not allowed to play video games, and thinks the Mario games are super popular plumbing simulators

making mac n cheese at 7am

Once again, the Onion sustains me.

We need to start rickrolling people again. People are too trusting of random links.

Sorry for the bombardment of puns. I'm bored and trying to remain awake.

[Why do programmers often wear glasses?] So that they can C#.

[Why are pirates so good at programming?] Because they spend their lives at C.