Back-to-back on my couch x

I went the offie to avoid the tedious build up....timed it beautifully x

Morning all. Yes, I really am up at 5am on a Sunday x

All jobs done. Just stumbled from one to the other. Ordered a kebab to reward myself x

Morning everyone. I feel like I have shit to do but unsure of where to start or what order to do things.... I'll wing it as usual x

Morning all. Happy Friday you lovely beauts x

These are sexy x

Mmy dodgy Firestick is being a dick x

I love Aldis fake versions of crisps. That's it. Everyone back to Emmerdale x

Fucking get in!! x

I reckon I timed this right x

Might break my own rule and actually watch the hour build up to the game x

Haven't been on here much lately - been busy doing life - hope everyone is doing well. To me you are still fabulous! Right, back to this job thing x

Anyone else looking at the clock wondering when it'll be appropriate to go for a pint? No? Just me then? Again? x

What à day. What a year. This app has brought us joy! Love you all. YNWA x

This meeting was scheduled for 2 hours. 2 hours have passed & there's still no end in sight! Don't people urinate anymore? x

It may warm outside but this house is fucking freezing! x

Can't wait for this.... youtu.be/h6oaJT6deI8?...

For the ladies x

@chunkymonkey38.bsky.social received bud!! Looking boss

I know it's Wednesday but fuck it. Having a few of my dads fave in his honour x

Happy birthday dad!! Today he would've been 75. Not a day goes by that I don't hear his voice telling me off! x

Bon apatite

Afternoon you bunch of mysterious, faceless, catfishy bastards. I had a great sleep & great lay in. Can't be bothered making breakfast/lunch. I've got beers left over. Does that count?? 🤔 x

One of my long-arse meetings today has been cancelled! I'm taking that win x

Morning all. Happy Friday you beautiful weirdos x

You're welcome x

Morning all. Woke up on the couch. Standard weekend behaviour. Hope you're all OK x

Just realised that I only scroll this app when I'm drunk/it's Friday (before getting drunk) x

Loads of cat pics on this app. Have I only just noticed? x

I was really drunk last night. So I went out for brunch. Chicken wrap & chips. It was just an excuse to get more pints x

Blessing. In. Disguise x

Went the shop for smokes. Came back with match supplies x

Just watched this. Up early & it was still dark so it seemed apt. Liked it x

Fresh cut done. Just need some sun now x

My barber just sent me the bookies next door to throw a bet on for them! Where's Frankie? at Uttoxeter at 22-1 in case you're interested. They better fucking give me half if it wins x

@chunkymonkey38.bsky.social Look what's turned up...

Morning everyone. Don't fancy another Sat stuck on the couch. So I'm thinking of going the barbers & asking for a Britney. Shave it all off! Something different hey? 🤔 x

Happy birthday to the wonderfully talented writer ; fellow Red @louiselacy.bsky.social Hope you have a great day friend!!! x ❤️ x

Morning beauts. Happy Friday. We can finally take off the mask of niceness & be a true bastard x

Oh Virgil. You skipper man you x