It's international women's day. Alexa, play "Misery Business" by Paramore

Jack Harlow released a song admitting to only having one move during sex and everyone was like "he just like me fr" and it topped the charts for an entire month

Somebody should ask George Kittle if he thinks they had KC in the first half...

That 4th and 7 play call was disrespectful #UofMvsIowa

Obvious TD. Ohioans die mad #TheGame #UofMvsOSU

Hope Michigan hangs 100 on 'em #TheGame #UofMvsOSU

Anxiously awaiting Steve Smith's response #NCSUvsCLEM

The bandwagon got a little bit lighter, Dabo. #NCSUvsCLEM

Tremendously inept WRs for Iowa. Either of the two near that ball could have caught it for the first down, but instead it's an INT #IowaVsMinn #CFB

Oh my god, what is this Iowa game? Worst call I've seen by an official in the past decade #IowaVsMinn #CFB

Will the Giants score a point this season? Who's to say #NFL #ARIvsNYG

4th and 34. Incredible. #NFL #PHIvsMIN #TNF

I swear these players are allergic to the football

Why is the end zone dangerous for the offense? It's literally the goal to get to, not an area to be feared. #NFL #PHIvsMIN

Real talk, a fumble by the offense into the end zone out of bounds area should just be "Down at the 1" instead. The fact that it's a turnover is bizarre. Need a rule change #NFL #PHIvsMIN

That ball is clearly out before he's out of bounds or in the end zone. No good angles, so watch them let it stand. (He totally fumbled into the end zone tho) #NFL #PHIvsMIN

The Eagles may never pass again #NFL #PHIvsMIN

When you're getting over 5 yards a carry any time you run the ball, why would you ever get cute with a screen pass? #NFL #PHIvsMIN

You'd think it was a torrential downpour the way these teams are letting the ball fly out their hands #NFL #PHIvsMIN

Imagine missing a field goal. Couldn't be me. *Sips beer on couch* #nfl #PHIvsMIN

Every time Philly gives the ball back, they pretty much get it right where they left off #nfl #PHIvsMIN

Football is incredible

Special teams struggling to do their one job tonight

I've been an "Aaron Rodgers is washed" truther for the past year+, so I'm mostly just sad my hot take can no longer be validated by what is likely a season-ending injury. Wishing AR a speedy recovery

Pro tip: don't get cute on 3rd and 2

Apparently, Tirico and Collinsworth have a caster curse for QBs that make their receivers cough up passes right into opposing players' hands for pick 6's

A blocked kick and a missed extra point on consecutive plays. I love watching the shitty NFC East #SNF #NFL #NYGvsDAL

This SNF national anthem is extra af. Shout-out Queen Latifah tho

Geno Smith regressing to the mean was likely the most predictable storyline of the 2023 season.

Week 1 overreaction: Pats are last in the AFC East and NE "mutually parts ways" with Bill Belichick

Not sure if Jordan Love is good or Bears bad. Me thinks Bears bad.

Panthers in sole possession of last place of the NFC South. Season's over /s

A win is a win. That said, a lot of teams need to figure some shit out FAST

AFC South division games are so funny, because like, on paper, the Jaguars *shouldn't* be struggling against the Colts. Buuuut...

The Cardinals are openly tanking. Commanders, what is you doin'?

I don't know how the Panthers overcome a *checks notes* touchdown to start the 4th quarter that breaks a tie game.

The Vikings struggling at home to the Buccaneers is hilarious. Are the Lions going to jog to their first ever NFC North title?

It's so funny to me that the Falcons were a trendy pick to win the NFC South before the season started. They're being outgained by Carolina by 100 yards in the 3rd quarter of a game where neither team (currently) has 200 yards.

Tennessee @ New Orleans is delivering. I love football

I feel bad for the Steelers... Lol jk fuck 'em

1st play from scrimmage is a -6 pass to self for Ridder off a deflection. I'm living #ATLvsCAR #NFL

I'm believing in the (in)ability of the Panthers, Falcons, Packers, and Bears today #NFL

Normally, I would congratulate a team for taking down #3 Alabama, but I'm not in the business of complimenting Texas, so the best you'll get is an acknowledgement. Longhorns, I noticed the score. That is all #cfb

I have pivoted to the Austin Peay hype train. 6-7 at half? Winnable #cfb

Coco evened up the set! Thursday had the Goffense; today we have the Gauffense #CocoGauff #USOpen #Finals

Commentator jinx on that "30 points" stat for NC State's defense. Not looking good #cfb #NDvsNCST

24 looking like Kadarius Toney out there #cfb #NDvsNCST

Thanks to NIL, I can refer to college athletes as "professionals" and make fun of these supposed "experts" for failing ever so slightly to complete feats of skill and strength I could never dream of accomplishing. That said, lol what was that kick, Wolfpack? #cfb #NDvsNCST

My new rooting interest of the day is NC State. HTT #cfb #NDvsNCST

Can Charleston Southern pull off this upset against Clemson? Duke pulled away in the 2nd half, so why not the Buccaneers?