I'm everyone in the comments thinking this is meant to be about responding to fascists threatening to kill you and not Greg being kind of a dick again bsky.app/profile/cnbc...

I don't have strong feelings about Taylor Swift one way or another but seeing that her last album is entitled The Tortured Poets Department was kind of an "alright hit the showers" moment for me

Stephen Miller is a guy who rehearsed saying "You'll see. You'll all see!" in the mirror every night before he brushed his teeth in high school

My nephew's middle school wants parents/guardians to come in during lunch to be monitors and get to know the kids better and respectfully: lol no

Nickelodeon artist blowing off steam in 2003: I'm going to draw Spongebob and Patrick being gay together (derogatory) Fan artist blowing off steam in 2025: I'm going to draw Spongebob and Patrick being gay together (complimentary)

Jay's current in-your-face-I-don't-care-what-you-think-suck-it-haters behavior is so funny. There is video footage of you. You are one of most rizzless people of all time in real life.

Also almost just had a "take a look ya'll:" moment when I pasted the link to the page on my C drive instead of the internet

I was going to write a post on here about how as devs we should stop worrying about appealing to "gamers" and then I remembered that I already had a blog post started about the subject that I never finished, so here it is with a maybe-incendiary title: scroungin4catsup.neocities.org/blog/gamersv...

"We accept credit cards!" fuck you. You're going to put your grandma's old china out here and you're going to take two physical quarters for it

One of the worst symptoms of hustle culture, late stage capitalism, whatever is "every yard sale is actually a business trying to sell complete in box vintage toys now"

It was a Raspberry Pi RAID The kind you find with a Plex command stored

The breakdown of societal trust is exemplified by "if you say you like pancakes then you hate waffles" being the world's most popular joke in 2025 while in 2005 the world's most popular joke was a song that went "Do you like waffles/yeah we like waffles/Do you like pancakes/yeah we like pancakes"

One year of posting on a website where most of the posts are about the website. "Damn this shit sucks!"

Someone please convince me not to buy the "Virginity Rocks" fight stick from shopgoodwill. I already have two arcade sticks and do not have the money for a third one

Daytona USA I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful race

I can't get over this person trying to sell an "arcade machine" for $2200 (down from $2700) on Marketplace. It's a Pandora's Box connected to a TV on a standing desk with a stool. This whole setup would cost maybe $500 and that's being generous. But it has 5500 games!!!!

BILL BURR: The masses yearn for a figure that represents their stand against the oppression they face from the rich ruling classes, which is why we need to free my man Luigi!!!! ALSO BILL BURR: Wow that's a lot of zeroes, of course I'll perform in Riyadh

Real PS3 controllers typically won't charge when using a wall adapter but knockoff ones will. "Score another one for the fakes and phonies"

I have created my own, free Playstation 3 slim vertical stand by wedging it between two metal bookends that were there when we moved in over 20 years ago and then wedging the bottom of the bookends under the TV's base

Uhhhhhhhhh

Every internet forum is legally required to have at least one member who uses this as their avatar

How come more beat 'em ups didn't use the "stomp on downed enemies" mechanic from Konami's X-Men and Metamorphic Force? It's a great mechanic!

Every news story in America is a Republican saying "Mr. Trump does not indulge in eating 'sweet treats' because he is very concerned about his health, and the left should think twice about accusing him of taking the cookie from the cookie jar" followed by Trump posting about how good the cookie was

My nephew was telling me about his OCs and lore last night. I suggested that he could create a website to host it on and he said "I'll have to come up with a nickname to hide my identity." Damn... this kid gets it.

The defense of Jimmy Kimmel's cancellation that MAGA has appeared to settle on is "He was fired for spreading misinformation" which, okay, good luck with that

The nice thing about working on a sequel to a game you've made is that the engine already exists so you can create all of the art first, knowing that it will all come together in the end * * I hope

Oh, you are against protected bike lanes in your rich neighborhood? Can I quote you in my article? What is your name sir? Hmm. Could you spell that for me?

I have a cousin who is a groyper. He once fled the room in terror because someone pulled out a Playboy. If these guys are scared of the world's most regular porno how scared are they going to be of getting a limb blown off in their cool civil war? Don't sweat it

A helicopter crashed into a plane and everybody died and the president went on TV his second day as president and said "the crash happened because of diversity" and they just let him keep being the president

I had to record the screen boomer style to document the replay of this slam dunk shot I did in Golden Tee Classic last night. I just wish the replay angle showed the flagstick. (My MAME setup is currently on a big screen TV so I use a bezel to make the game screen smaller)

JOHN FOGERTY: Just got home from Illinois/Locked the front door, oh boy ME: [not listening to the rest] Okay so this guy wrote a whole song about how he spent an entire trip looking forward to being able to lock his house up. Stupid

I can't believe I have gout again. All I did was eat takeout like five days in a row...

This is on a children's T-shirt but it could also be a post with 560,230 likes from one of the manosphere's most respected figures on the everything app

Drew a snake

When a stupid asshole gets punched, the right wing loves talking about how it's just making normal people think about how deranged the left is, as if normal peoples' favorite activity isn't watching videos entitled "Stupid Assholes Getting Punched For One Hour"

Both had a broken whammy bar. I tried to fix the first one with some epoxy and it promptly broke again when I put it back into the guitar. So now they're both fixed with rubber bands. That's what you get!

Testing two PS2 Guitar Hero guitars connected to my laptop using an adapter. They work, but in the Game Controllers utility (joy.cpl) a mysterious fifth button is "pressed" if the guitars are held with the neck pointing straight up, and let go of if they are held sideways. This is fascinating to me

Q: Why couldn't the ribbon cable return a signal? A: It forgot its "reseat"!

I think a lot of right wingers believe that "pronoun" is a word that was invented in 2012

[trying to endear people to AI] You know when the computer hits you with a shell and races past you at the last second to get first place in Mario Kart? Soon the whole world will be like that

I bought a used 1080p projector from eBay for $25. I keep turning it on and marveling at the ~112 inch screen cast onto my bedroom wall. The first thing I watched on it was The Skeleton Dance.

Payment processors caving to Collective Shout because 1,000 people called them is ridiculous. If 10 million people watched a TV show it would get cancelled and the showrunner would have to write a letter of apology to the network for failing to find an audience

I've successfully removed adult games with incest themes from my online storefront. Now to take a big sip of water and look at the most popular type of content on literally any porn site

Target Toss Pro: Bags and Target Toss Pro: Lawn Darts are some pretty fun and underrated party games for WiiWare. They were made by Incredible Technologies and originally appeared in arcades which begs the question: how come they never released Golden Tee for the Wii?

Tech guys spent all their time building a robot that will help them figure out what to eat for dinner instead of tackling a real problem like using a Wii remote to spoof a PS Move controller on the PS3 so I can play Time Crisis 4 without spending $40

Oh yeah this game sounds like shit for sure (?)

I wanted to make the switch from Chrome to Firefox (specifically Librewolf) but its much higher RAM usage is kind of a dealbreaker to me. "ho hum"

If you ever see a recipe for "butter bath corn" please heed my warning that it's a very elaborate way to waste time and resources for an end result that tastes the same as cooking corn in the microwave

Check out this car I saw today, I can't believe it's real