Called this asshole out for being a sex pest like a decade ago and feeling very amused that the sex-pest-turned-far-right-grifter pipeline is absolute and unwavering Fuck you Hock

Another successful Jimbo Slim’s Friendsgiving in the books. Last year we filmed the video for “Ode to Jimbo” there but I do not remember any of it. Hope y’all have a restful Sunday ♥️

Reminiscing about late 90s/early aughts mall culture and honoring the legacy of the homeless manager from Spencer’s who pierced my clit when I was in like 9th grade and he had a dozen dick rings and told me he tattooed a spider on his infant baby’s foot so when the baby grew up the spider would too.

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