This Dunkin I go to is the absolute GOAT of all the Dunkins. Man, from time to time, they’ll give me THREE donuts when I only ordered one and it’s always at a time where I could use three donuts lmao. The donuts are FRESH, too, and they give me good flavors.

I got stabbed with a pencil at work today. How was YOUR day?

I’m currently having the weirdest hangover where I just want sleep and carbs. Give me chocolate chip cookies and let’s nap. All day.

I’m the kind of girl who finds a peanut butter cake (with pb frosting of c) recipe and makes it on a third date bc he’s making me dinner and he really likes peanut butter, ok? 😂

Thank you to the lady who recommended the soap I was looking at in Marshalls. It’s so creamy and left my skin soft and moisturized. Bonus points that my bathroom now smells like oranges 🥰🍊

My therapist wrote me the sweetest birthday message 😭

My Dunkies order got stolen this morning 😭

Trying out a new Dominican cafe and brought home a Cubano. Both cats are trying to get a bite. Proof I’ve Latinized my cats 🥰 🇵🇷

How’s the head injury recovery going? Well, it’s been a year and I absolutely forgot how to say the word “orchid” for a hot second.

I’m still thinking about that half time show.

I joined a KAL for the next two-ish months. I found out a KAL just started by a LYS and I wanna join. I’m also crocheting a book blanket currently. Should I be joining a second KAL? Absolutely not. Will I? Fuck yes.

Been playing D&D for 9-ish years and for the first time ever, I avoided a boss fight by talking my way out of it (AKA rolling a series of high persuasion checks). It was kinda nice not needing to beat my sister into a bloody pulp to make her listen 😅

Saw Wicked for Good and honestly I was expecting to be more wrecked about it. I barely shed a tear. Am I ok? 🤔

Dating achievement unlocked: matched with someone who has the same name as me (spelling and all)

I’ve had my foster kitties for almost a year. There’s quite nothing like coming home after 2 days away and seeing how happy they are that you’re back 🥹

I had two different coworkers explain what tres leches is to me and I’ve never felt more insulted. I know I live in an extremely hwhite part of the state but damn, my melanin is still popping and you know my last name 😩

I was in upstate NY and needed to stop for gas. Passing by a convenience store, I said, “maybe I’ll get gas at this Wawa.” Folks, there is no Wawa in upstate NY. My passenger died laughing. It is the most New Jersey thing I’ve ever said in my life.

I forgot how hot people are in this city 🥵

I can’t remember the last time I fucked around Manhattan but lemme tell you, the fast walking is in my bones. I’m still zooming around these tourists like you wouldn’t believe 🏎️ 💨

Adding to the list of foods I can’t leave unattended around these cats: bacon. I have a maple bacon cookie topped high with bacon crumbles and they have both LOCKED ON. Previously on the list: yogurt and anything with cream cheese.

Living my best life at Bacon Fest

Pals, I’m gonna be hanging around NYC at the end of next week (Nov 6-9) so if you wanna meet up lmk!

Ran my first half marathon today. It was pretty damn epic!

I don’t understand why so many people have old ass pics on their dating profiles. Why would I care what you looked like in college? Update your pics.

Dating achievement unlocked: chatting with two people with the same name. Dating achievement unlocked: chatting with two people with the same name and different genders.

Phone: you hit your goal of 12 miles 🎉 Fitbit: you actually ran 14 miles 🥇 Me: can’t y’all agree? My body: *dead to the world regardless if it was 12 or 14*

An achievement has been unlocked as I now look at a 10k as “only six miles” 💀

I did my first hill run doing run/walk and LET 👏 ME 👏 TELL 👏 YOU 👏 it hit different. I made that hill my bitch. Twice.

This week I ran my longest distance yet! 7 miles!!

Matched with a guy on Bumble. He called me baby in his first message and I immediately unmatched 🤷‍♀️

I’m actively trying to discourage myself from joining another KAL when I have 25 WIPs. Idk when that happened but I don’t need to cast on another sweater 😅

I can’t believe all of my knitting groups were cancelled this week. I am so annoyed.

I really hate it when you mention a race and the person listening defaults to marathon. They’re. Not. The. Same. A marathon is a marathon and everything else is different FFS.

I made surprise muffins for today’s faculty breakfast and the ones filled with lemon curd have been decimated 🥹

Dating still sucks. I can’t believe how many people I’m finding with the same name as both of my exes 😬 there are also A LOT of cops on these apps.

Picked out my half marathon for the fall, so it’s time to get back to running! This is the longest break I’ve ever taken since I started running in 2023 (has it only been that long?). My brain needed it, but I’m so fucking excited to start training again.

First I win a raffle for $50 in gift cards to some cool local businesses. Then, I get free cat treats in my Nordstrom Rack order. How do they know I have cats?? I bought shoes??? Universe, what are you trying to tell me?

Feels weird that in 2025 I’m watching Grey’s Anatomy for the first time ever.

Scheduling a bunch of appts and one kind, maybe bored receptionist looked up my insurance info for me to make sure I was covered. Saved me a phone call and it was surprisingly thoughtful 🥹

I haven’t talked about my concussion in a hot minute, but it’s still a process. I’ve forgotten to lock my apartment door. I’ve been unable to answer simple q’s about myself on dates.

I’ve been wanting a Universal Standard mystery box forever and finally got one. I got two shirts (one short sleeve, one long), a dress, and pants! Can’t wait to wear stuff!

Local Dunkin ran outta Munchkins so they offered me 1 or 2 donuts. In the end, they gave me 3 and they were so fresh and perfect 😋 🍩

Instead of languishing in bed in the mornings, I started working out and I’m really enjoying it so far. It’s nice to start the day with weights or yoga.

Out of nowhere, my 6th graders started asking me questions about WWII and the Vietnam War lmaooo I love the randomness of working with kids.

Tonight a cat decided to be brave and dart out into the foyer when I got home. It’s a good thing I have trust issues and never have both doors open, otherwise the inside cat would have ended up outside. Bitches keep me on my toes.

They were all good dates, too!

The end of an era! I finally got new glasses ✨💜👓💜🕶️💜✨

Happy Easter!

3 days, 3 dates. Why do I do this to myself? 💀

Finally bound off a project that’s been on the needles for 4 years! Feels fantastic ☺️