real

father daughter errands

dont have time to read because tuesday but im so excited

monday at the dick suckinf factory and theyre teaching me how to suck dicks. theyre making me sign paperwork and join a dicksuckers union. theyre telling me about the proud tradition of slibberslobber and were all friends & family here

used part of my first paycheck. the reza negarestani comic is coming soon. ive read scans and i guess i could have bought it before but idk. felt like a thing i should have as part of an official jane harriet stump collection.

can you commission a noise wall. i think i might do that

Cyclonopedia heads know

i dont hate my new job but i dont want it to be monday. but you cant get to tuesday without monday. i guess it is a necessary evil.

winne the poo would be better if it had the arc where christopher robins schizophrenia finally took his mind and he had to fight adolf hitler to save his friends

inventing piv gooning

i don't really like girls that much sexually. but if i met one who had the voice affect of raymond from everybody loves raymond. that is strike zone city

narrowly avoided putting myself in a bad situation with a man for no reason. to be clear not a good bad situation.

a really cool thing about having a phone that connects to you all on the xenonet (from my perspective) is that i dont worry about my parents reading my posts

i am sentenced to death. the executioner (he/him) asks if i have any last requests. i demand a pronoun circle. i leave this earth with no regrets

dicks up where i can see them. police

using my dads bidet just to feel something.

why did i capitalize my name. did I sign up on phone

lrt obviously i dont want it to be milk..

milk girls (the noun, not the verb)

reading cyclonopedia from Earth 2 (this is urs) and you can instantly tell where it is from because the protagonist is drinking at jfk airport. idk how you guys fucked up prohibition. you made cigarettes more illegal than the juice that turns people into serial abusers. brilliant.

i wasnt aware of just how much negarestani material deals with demons until i got a job about it. i was always more focused on the fisher adjacent ideas that he had. basically petropunk. the presence of oil within a system presupposing a capitalist nature of said system.

in a way a tentacle is like a body without organs if you think about it. also slime.

can i say something about reza negarestani without everybody getting mad

if you really like a philosopher but hes also a friend of your dad is it weird to call him "daddy" if your dad doesnt find out. it isnt a sexual thing i just want to rizz a guy up.

im still thinking about it

i wish i had a penis so i could salute the flag

just saw an amazing pic where a girl was getting plowed upside down by a cthonic beast and her hair was dripping down onto the ground, melting into cum. unfortunately it was ai art but it made me feel something. her eyes were lights out. blank mind. sigh im never getting bad ended at this rate.

a special happy #AceWeek shoutout to all my fellow #monsterfucker acespecs 😘

huh. i never thought of bombs as having a sort of sexual autonomy that can be violated. then again i guess if you interpellate sexual politics onto anything you give it rights. amazing story

ive been reading your posts and decided im better off not having qualia.

I thought this was an inorganic demon but instead its just a phone connected to a world that sucks. Oh I guess that's still an inorganic demon actually.