Ugh it’s too quiet around here

𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞. ——

/ made a new acc @recklessstatic.bsky.social !! I’ve been on a 911 marathon so like take my sweet muggle baby

morning

( raises a brow ) I’m not kidding, sirius

Yeah, that won’t work on me

you are perfect.

Don’t compare me to that hag

I don’t hate you, im disciplining you

no, it’s not a lie.

hm. well maybe it won’t happen again, oh well

just maybe?

you’re my puppy

Hm, I’m sure, puppy, I’m sure

Oh, I know, it’s so horrible, isn’t it

( watches in amusement ) Good boy

Bedside table

I do love you, but if you don’t eat that food I gave you, you will not touch

then listen to

Do it and you aren’t touching for two months.

Watch me

Keep it up and I’ll sleep in my own room

Brat

shut up!

( she’s out of the room with a blush coating her face, nope, she will not let him see )

Sirius!!

Well, you won’t have your /food/ unless you actually eat what’s on your plate

says me??

I am not food

You didn’t eat actually food!

Yes, SO mean, do explain to him exactly how I’m being mean to, he would take I super well

Sirius is a menace to society.

Sirius Black!

oh, Merlin..

I am not

/actual/ food !

Eat, or I’m letting you sleep alone tonight

*smirks and she’s moving away again* Eat.

Morning

ah ah, oh no you don’t, baby

(smirks and she slides out of his hold)

Oh, I would

Fine. Then no Jenelle

Be good.

Flicks his nose

( laughs and shook her head, handing him a plate ) eat