Erma Bombeck
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"Face it; I'm a white sock in a pantyhose world." (The Vancouver Sun, 1979)
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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Phyllis Diller and Erma Bombeck ❤️
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Never got to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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Like politics, religion and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.
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#elb
#1973hairdontcare
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If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits?
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