"Sorry, son, but I'll try to make your next wedding." www.rawstory.com/trump-mocked...

Antisemites: They're not smart.

Ain't it great that people are already going to war over our new Helen of Troy? It's mostly incels screaming that nobody would ever go to war over her, but still...

Donald's on a frantic tirade trying to convince us that he's still young.

Happy Mother's Day!! I have some good news about Tennessee cracking Memphis black district!!

Watch even more of a cat puppet play a game about being a cat. #Stray #Letsplay youtu.be/nAMsEaJrgIo

I do not understand how you can go on Hulu and they'll withhold a few Always Sunny episodes that serve as brilliantly comic discussions of blackface, but they'll still let you see a few truly tasteless and exhausting blackface episodes of the Mighty Boosh.

Watch a cat puppet play a game about being a cat. #Selfpromotionsaturday #letsplay #stray youtu.be/q8eTP87lmIU

Doodling.

Erika Kirk is bringing Weird MAGA back.

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

Been working on my book series, and playing with some theoretical cover art. 100% AI-free artwork, now and forever.

They accuse us of liking Obama just because he was Black because they hated him for the same reason.

Credit card commercials are all like, "I'm rich now, because of all the stuff I buy with my credit card! I'm going to go buy more stuff so that I can get even richer! Why aren't you doing the same, you frikkin' idiot?" And then they act all surprised when there's a financial crisis.

It's amazing that someone in Donald's orbit thought "You know what would win over the struggling voters? Whining that we need need NEED a ballroom!" And that everyone else in his orbit was like, "Great idea! "

Remember: This guy had a pretty great ballroom, and it didn't do him a lot of good.

MAGAts are all like "HA Donald got athiests to defend the POPE!" as if this were a good clap-back when their master got purported Catholics to attack the Pope.

Dublin LeChat is back with episode 3 of his #Stray #playthrough. #puppets #cats www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XJh...

We found the doctor that Donald was dressed up as:

Sometimes I see those rainbow stickers that say "Safe Person" or the like, designed for allies to show LGBT+ people that we're safe to be around. Give me the sticker that says "I will actively make the world less safe for anyone who harasses you."

Dublin LeChat is back with another episode of his Stray playthrough: youtu.be/tSHXZw4pr2U

You're not a "job creator", Mister Billionaire; you're an economic tumor that has spread to the nation's lymph nodes.

Dublin LeChat tries his hand at doing a let's-play: youtu.be/dQq7Gl8vagE

I'd bet this is the first cabinet that expects their staff to throw them a party on Secretary's Day.

What are the odds Donald simply doesn’t know that Bondi and Leavitt are two different people?

I can't explain this, but chocolate doesn't taste as good when it isn't brown.

People who spent years crowing about pedo-cannibal lizard-men putting vaccine nanobots in the chemtrails in order to conquer flat/hollow Earth sure seem to love saying "WHY YU PROTEST NO KING WHEN NO KING EXIST?!?" #NoKings

Driving towards #NoKings, I passed a lone MAGA silently holding a "God Bless Donald Trump" sign. Nobody cared.

Whenever the cult tries to sneer "Uh, we don't have a king lol", remind them that they bent over for this:

The only argument Democrats need is "If ICE needed more funding, they wouldn't be hanging out doing nothing at the airport right now."

I propose we call Washington State "Marvel" so that we can quickly distinguish it from Washington DC, and make it very clear which one is the fun one.

The NBC jingle is just the first three notes of “I Love Trash”: isn’t it?

I badly want to stop seeing Oscar the Grouch srlling Glad bags.

If you don't know how to sing this, just move along.

A friend of mine made the news for being stuck in Dubai while Donald abandons his people. Fuck everyone who whined that they “suffered through Biden”.

Saw a MAGAt accuse someone of "ad homonyms". It was like poetry.

Get in, loser. We're doing all the meme things. youtu.be/6A_ShAGXE50

Toy Story 5 has a solid hook to it. Where was that idea when they were limping through Toy Story 4?

I chatted with a woman who told me of her long-naturalized Mexican grandmother who died last year at 92 while waiting for her case to be resolved, following a raid of her nursing home by ICE. Not every one of these semi-literate thugs' crimes get to cut through the noise.

Pictured: When the Heritage Foundation first recruited JD Vance.

Robin Williams warned us about Donald Trump. We didn’t listen.

This explains a lot.

MAGAt trolls: "CLINTON'S IN DA FILES! HA!" Donald: "I always liked Bill." MAGAt trolls:

If the alternative is some meth head rhyming "things" with "things", I absolutely don't mind listening to Spanish songs that I don't understand.

Apparently “great apes” include all apes that aren’t gibbons, which strikes me as a bit of a “fuck you” to gibbons.

Every day with the GQP: #Simpsons #FDT

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social You’re a piece of shit, Double-Bagger Vance.

Why is it that the mint stops producing pennies, and we're immediately adapting to a post-penny world? There are pennies in circulation from before my grandparents were born; are we seriously that dependent on a constant supply of fresh pennies?

Love hearing that Lupita Nyong'o is cast as Helen of Troy, and that Elon of Trash is throwing such a fit over it. Ain’t no actress past or present better suited to launch a thousand ships, and the goosesteppers can’t stand it.

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Two months since your last post, pedo-slaves? Gee, it's almost as if you chickened out and ran away when you realized that Epstein isn't going away.