Funny how sustaining brain damage makes a democrat congressman into a republican, and becoming brain dead doesn't keep a republican congressman from continuing to be a republican congressman.

So, Donald plans to go out in triple-digit heat and speak for a sundowning-long time on hazardous construction before rendering the air unbreathable with excessive explosives. How wild would it be if he ended up dying from, like, choking on a grape?

GenAI shills call us "luddites" as if they're the spiritual successors of people who sent us to the moon, instead of the first people to die from high fructose corn syrup or get scammed by cryptocurrency.

Schrödinger's AI artist:

Someone who wanted me to sign a petition preventing an upper-class income tax tried to flag me down on my way to the grocery store. I just said "Eat the rich" and didn't give him a second glance.

If you're ever confused about the Ivory Coast's flag, here's something I came up with:

Love seeing the paint peel in the reflecting pool. Donald finally got that crumbling blue swamp he always promised to destroy.

Good news, MAGAts: You've turned June into Strait Pride Month. They'll only be celebrating as such in Iran, but take the win; it's the only one you're getting.

Dublin LeChat's let's-play of Stray continues. youtu.be/6JuRs4abjmg

He’s the Octogenarian Aryan A rapacious old rapist and rake He force-fed the world his birthday And he won’t even let them eat cake Since the day he was spawned we were swindled and conned (For as long as they keep him awake) He’s the Octogenarian Aryan And our worst, most malignant mistake

Trillionaires: They only happen after the child-molesters decide that minimum wage shouldn't be enough to live off of.

#writingcommunity #indieauthors

What should we do with the letters we remove from the Kennedy Center? Maybe write out "TAUNT MR. PADDLED JOHN" in front of the White House? Since Donald is a John who got paddled? And we taunt him?

It's illuminating to realize how much right-wing oligarchs own the media. When a pro-Trump story comes out, it's because some MAGAt said "Can we make the protesters look more violent?" When an anti-Trump story comes out, it's because the truth was too strong for that nonsense.

It's weird that the billionaires haven't yet figured out why their "You owe your high quality of life to ME!" argument isn't working.

Somebody called me "a robot tape player with a prerecorded message loop" because I was critical of genAI artwork. If irony poisoning were a thing, he'd be in intensive care right now.

A picture is supposed to be worth a thousand words. Why are you sharing a genAI image that you only prompted with twenty?

One of the best parts of Pride Month is when someone with no official capacity says "I officially declare that June is no longer Pride Month but (some other bullshit) month!" and then nobody cares and they do the same thing next year.

Let's celebrate the 250th by 25ing the 0.

I used to wonder what happened in the Star Wars universe that made even the good guys treat their fully sentient droids like garbage. I think I get it now.

There's a weird class of people right now who are all like, "You were upset when we told you to work until you die, and NOW you're upset when we told you that we're eliminating all the jobs and leaving you with nothing. WHY DON'T YOU MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MINDS!?!"

Dollars to doughnuts Donald was thinking, "If we call the Arch 'Triumph', maybe some burly builder, tears in his eyes, will drop the 'i' and the 'h' from the sign."

Donald had another medical exam. Why is it that his annual physical is the only thing he manages to get done every two weeks?

"Sorry, son, but I'll try to make your next wedding." www.rawstory.com/trump-mocked...

Antisemites: They're not smart.

Ain't it great that people are already going to war over our new Helen of Troy? It's mostly incels screaming that nobody would ever go to war over her, but still...

Donald's on a frantic tirade trying to convince us that he's still young.

Happy Mother's Day!! I have some good news about Tennessee cracking Memphis black district!!

Watch even more of a cat puppet play a game about being a cat. #Stray #Letsplay youtu.be/nAMsEaJrgIo

I do not understand how you can go on Hulu and they'll withhold a few Always Sunny episodes that serve as brilliantly comic discussions of blackface, but they'll still let you see a few truly tasteless and exhausting blackface episodes of the Mighty Boosh.

Watch a cat puppet play a game about being a cat. #Selfpromotionsaturday #letsplay #stray youtu.be/q8eTP87lmIU

Doodling.

Erika Kirk is bringing Weird MAGA back.

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

Been working on my book series, and playing with some theoretical cover art. 100% AI-free artwork, now and forever.

They accuse us of liking Obama just because he was Black because they hated him for the same reason.

Credit card commercials are all like, "I'm rich now, because of all the stuff I buy with my credit card! I'm going to go buy more stuff so that I can get even richer! Why aren't you doing the same, you frikkin' idiot?" And then they act all surprised when there's a financial crisis.

It's amazing that someone in Donald's orbit thought "You know what would win over the struggling voters? Whining that we need need NEED a ballroom!" And that everyone else in his orbit was like, "Great idea! "

Remember: This guy had a pretty great ballroom, and it didn't do him a lot of good.

MAGAts are all like "HA Donald got athiests to defend the POPE!" as if this were a good clap-back when their master got purported Catholics to attack the Pope.

Dublin LeChat is back with episode 3 of his #Stray #playthrough. #puppets #cats www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XJh...

We found the doctor that Donald was dressed up as:

Sometimes I see those rainbow stickers that say "Safe Person" or the like, designed for allies to show LGBT+ people that we're safe to be around. Give me the sticker that says "I will actively make the world less safe for anyone who harasses you."

Dublin LeChat is back with another episode of his Stray playthrough: youtu.be/tSHXZw4pr2U

You're not a "job creator", Mister Billionaire; you're an economic tumor that has spread to the nation's lymph nodes.

Dublin LeChat tries his hand at doing a let's-play: youtu.be/dQq7Gl8vagE