Dublin LeChat tries his hand at doing a let's-play: youtu.be/dQq7Gl8vagE

I'd bet this is the first cabinet that expects their staff to throw them a party on Secretary's Day.

What are the odds Donald simply doesn’t know that Bondi and Leavitt are two different people?

I can't explain this, but chocolate doesn't taste as good when it isn't brown.

People who spent years crowing about pedo-cannibal lizard-men putting vaccine nanobots in the chemtrails in order to conquer flat/hollow Earth sure seem to love saying "WHY YU PROTEST NO KING WHEN NO KING EXIST?!?" #NoKings

Driving towards #NoKings, I passed a lone MAGA silently holding a "God Bless Donald Trump" sign. Nobody cared.

Whenever the cult tries to sneer "Uh, we don't have a king lol", remind them that they bent over for this:

The only argument Democrats need is "If ICE needed more funding, they wouldn't be hanging out doing nothing at the airport right now."

I propose we call Washington State "Marvel" so that we can quickly distinguish it from Washington DC, and make it very clear which one is the fun one.

The NBC jingle is just the first three notes of “I Love Trash”: isn’t it?

I badly want to stop seeing Oscar the Grouch srlling Glad bags.

If you don't know how to sing this, just move along.

A friend of mine made the news for being stuck in Dubai while Donald abandons his people. Fuck everyone who whined that they “suffered through Biden”.

Saw a MAGAt accuse someone of "ad homonyms". It was like poetry.

Get in, loser. We're doing all the meme things. youtu.be/6A_ShAGXE50

Toy Story 5 has a solid hook to it. Where was that idea when they were limping through Toy Story 4?

I chatted with a woman who told me of her long-naturalized Mexican grandmother who died last year at 92 while waiting for her case to be resolved, following a raid of her nursing home by ICE. Not every one of these semi-literate thugs' crimes get to cut through the noise.

Pictured: When the Heritage Foundation first recruited JD Vance.

Robin Williams warned us about Donald Trump. We didn’t listen.

This explains a lot.

MAGAt trolls: "CLINTON'S IN DA FILES! HA!" Donald: "I always liked Bill." MAGAt trolls:

If the alternative is some meth head rhyming "things" with "things", I absolutely don't mind listening to Spanish songs that I don't understand.

Apparently “great apes” include all apes that aren’t gibbons, which strikes me as a bit of a “fuck you” to gibbons.

Every day with the GQP: #Simpsons #FDT

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social You’re a piece of shit, Double-Bagger Vance.

Why is it that the mint stops producing pennies, and we're immediately adapting to a post-penny world? There are pennies in circulation from before my grandparents were born; are we seriously that dependent on a constant supply of fresh pennies?

Love hearing that Lupita Nyong'o is cast as Helen of Troy, and that Elon of Trash is throwing such a fit over it. Ain’t no actress past or present better suited to launch a thousand ships, and the goosesteppers can’t stand it.

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Two months since your last post, pedo-slaves? Gee, it's almost as if you chickened out and ran away when you realized that Epstein isn't going away.

Apparently the Melania documentary completely sold out. But nobody bought any tickets.

This is how you look when you try to justify Pretti and Good's murders.

He's the least healthy US president. And forty-two US presidents are dead.

STOP FUNDING THE ICE-HOLES!

Ain't it great how the MAGAt position is that we need to give ICE more money than most of the world's militaries in order to save a buck fifty on social services?

Hey there, Mister Speaker There is egg upon your face A goose egg with a goosestep For a ghoulish master-race If you embrace his hatred then You're sure to end up lonely There's egg upon your face, and yes, It's clearly egg-whites-only 1/3

With thanks to the Simpsons.

...I think I know enough of hate To know that for destruction ICE is also great And would suffice

😳😳😳😳

As you already well know by now, it's all lies. Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie. All of it. Every time.

Stop trying to impress us by making cakes look like something that isn't a cake. You're pretty much just a frosting sculpter. Do something hard; make a pizza look like a cat or somesuch.

They're not just cowards; they're cowardice.

"So, how did you get your peace prize?" "Oh, this old thing? I invaded and occupied the country of the actual winner. So..." #pedophileprotector

Has anyone called them this yet? If not, I'm putting my stamp on it. #FuckICE

“We wouldn’t bother to show up for our purported principles, so you shouldn’t, either!”

They want a violent uprising. You know what we should do instead? Go DOGE on their asses; swarm their buildings in numbers too big to ignore. Shut everything down. Walk away like you own the place. If it worked for a few stooges with no resumes, it'll work for a million strong Americans.

The threads about Gorman's tribute to Good are peppered with MAGAts saying "Now do Kirk" or "Where's the poem for Ashli?" They wouldn't have to say things like that if their cult could attract a single person with talent.

Why do they wear camouflage?

This is exactly what I told someone yesterday. Even if I spot you the first shot (I shouldn’t, but let’s go with that), shots 2 and 3 were inexcusable and this officer will lose his case if it ever goes to court.

Whenever a distraction arises, just turn it into a prefix for the Epstein files: Release the War-Crimes-threatening-Greenland-ICE-murdered-a-woman-in-cold-blood-trying-to-cancel-elections-rotting-from-the-inside-destroyed-the-East-Wing-Epstein files!

Why does Donald's cult keep saying "our hemisphere" lately, as if that means "our neighborhood"? A hemisphere is half of the entire globe, and since you're in two of them, literally three quarters of the world is in your hemisphere. It's not a tiny, local area you have authority over.

People who live in White Houses shouldn't throw ketchup.