Assaulting a 15-year-old is only better than assaulting a 5-year-old in the same way that being tampled by twenty elephants is better than being trampled by twenty-four elephants.

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.

"Trust me, we'll jack tariffs to the moon, and then if the Epstein thing gets out, we'll have an easy way to bring down prices and make everyone forget about it!" ~Somebody, somewhere, probably

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Epstein's not going away, you festering buckets of Nazi tears.

MAGAs a week ago: “What about Clinton? 😂😂” MAGAs now: “stoptalkingaboutclintonffsitsnotfunny”

If Megyn Kelly wants to make the argument that Donald is, like, the BEST kind of child-molester, let's print that on a trophy and ship it off to the White House.

Ain’t no rule says a dog can’t grab underage sex slaves!

Let's dare our politicians to lift all taxes on actual earned wages and only tax the unearned money like capital gains, rent, inheritance, and gambling winnings. Ya know, all of the ways that the rich people who pontificate about "hard work" actually got rich.

I feel like he's been saying the word "trillions" a lot more lately. I think somebody's green with envy over his fellow joyless plutocrat.

I'mma say it: It's literally impossible to earn, deserve, or need a trillion dollars. Meanwhile, the person keyed up to accumulate the first trillion dollars has lately been saying and doing the kind of things that should probably trigger a mental-health check.

An interesting point here, unless I'm missing something, is that the house also has to pass this. That would mean they would have to show up. That would mean that either the new AZ rep is sworn in or ANY MEMBER could vacate Johnson's seat. A lot could happen in a very short time.

Call me crazy, but when you really focus on the upper left, I swear you can see the ghost of Donald Trump hovering over the desk!

"Mac Daddy" is literally "Son of Daddy".

Was there seriously somebody out there who was like, "Gee, I'd better cash in on all the goodwill surrounding the name 'Vance' nowadays!"?

Hey, billionaires, consider this: When we start to tax you properly, you'll have fewer dollars, but they'll be worth, like, 10% more. Also, you won't be wasting so much money paying tribute to a bloated orange fascist anymore. Win-win; right?

I've got to image that the other clowns in Gothem City were like, "You can't be the Clown Prince with a purple suit, a little pancake, and a green Cary Grant haircut, bro. The colorblind Gothemites think you're just a happy stock broker."

It's looking more and more like Donald's greatest legacy will be making Nazism humiliating. His whole administration is one big "Springtime for Hitler" performance.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social How do you sleep at night, spewing those servile lies? America sees what's happening, we've lost patience with your goosestepping pedophile master, and you're going to have to answer for your crimes when all of this is done.

Why do they want to give Donald an illegal third term instead of just putting forward someone new from his circle? Because cultists never get promoted to god.

They’ll build themselves a ballroom Cuz they’ve plenty room for balls There’s empty ball-shaped spaces Up and down the congress halls They sit, they stay, they roll, they bray They come when Master calls (1/2)

Donald's White House managed to pack a whole lot of hatred into the "Major Events Timeline" on the White House website. These people are scum.

A lot of people are learning that the billionaires who taught them to hate charity cases with utmost contempt consider them to be among the charity cases.

First, they gave us participation trophies. Then, they derided us for having been given participation trophies. Then, the got upset when no one would work their shit-paying jobs because we had been mysteriously innoculated against accepting the "intangible" benefits they offered.

What's good for the goosestepper is good for the gander.

Trump Math: 38-year-old spitting Nazi bile: A precocious scamp of a child. 18-year-old at the No Kings Day protest: Geriatric. 14-year-old Black boy in DC: Try as an adult. Pregnant 12-year-old: (After carefully doing the math to remember where he was nine months ago) Ready for motherhood.

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social Hey, you servile pack of pedophile goosesteppers: We're going to release the files. Cry about it while you still don't have a cellemate trying to sleep on you.

We've got no king in America But somebody wasn't told That awful orifice in the Oval Office Who's painting the White House gold He thought we'd cow and bow by now He thought we'd kiss the ring But now the ketchup's hit the fan Cuz America's got no king

A favorite from today's #NoKings:

On the previos #NoKings protest, we had a good turnout, but I was still able to find convenient parking right next to the action. This time, no such luck; had to walk a few blocks. The walk felt like victory.

So far, we're already looking at over 5 million demonstrators in today's #NoKings protest. To put this into context, a little over 2.1 million showed up to fight the South in the Civil War.

It's spellbinding how he talks about subtraction and division as if he's Scotty screaming to the bridge about the dilithium crystals.

Question: Is Argentina run by Jason Bateman playing Quentin Tarintino in an SNL sketch?

Donald tried turning up the heat too quickly.

Has anyone called her Law Noem yet? Would be an appropriate name for a decorative plastic figure that creeps out the neighborhood and gets pissed on by dogs.

Somewhere, a guy in a MAGA hat is pondering how a bunch of candy-assed elitists are sending the state to round up citizens, and how the blue cities are resisting them with the spirit of the Revolutionaries... ...and he's about to come to some painful conclusions.

Fun fact: Donald was born roughly fourteen months after Hitler died, which is theoretically enough time to be reincarnated as a rat, lead a miserable rat life, and then be reincarnated again.

"Dear Leader, despite our best efforts with ICE, we haven't sparked the violence we need to declare martial law." "DAMMIT! Quick, do more to anger the public! Send billions to a South American country! Give a 9/11 country a military base in Idaho! GIVE ME A COVID SHOT!"

There are two sides when it comes to "FA": Antifa, and FAFO.

It's got to be weird to live in Texas and realize that the immigrants your governor is chasing while he spitefully invades other states may very well be the exact same immigrants he spitefully shipped to these very states to begin with. Great use of your tax money all around; yeah?

Ain't it bananas that the argument against universal healthcare is "Sure, our costs our astronomical, and thousands go bankrupt from medical debt every year, but would you really rather *shudder* PAY FOR IT?"

Seeing MTG's reaction to this past year really shows that she's only a product of GQP propaganda, rather than a source of it. While the rest are saying, "Oh, shit! Our lies are falling apart!", she's saying, "Wait... we were LYING about that?!"

Wouldn’t it be great if one of our allies gave Donald and his criminal enablers the same treatment he gives outsiders when he visits their country? Because it seems a standard has been set.

Hegseth really comes off like he's presenting the generals with their Next Top Model challenge; "We're gonna get rid of all the FATTIES until we see nothing but FIERCE, FIT, MANLY MEN, and ain't NOBODY gonna tell us not to be as BAD as we wanna be! APPLAUD ME, DAMMIT!"

Trump and his goosesteppers are a collective sack of shit. If I got the FBI’s attention with that: How does it feel to waste my tax dollars like that?

There are definitely rich and purportedly powerful people pacing in their over decorated offices right now fuming “Why won’t these Americans just LEARN THEIR PLACE?!?”

America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists

"Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million Dollars. This one sounds even more lucrative." We told them that was a bad idea. Anyway, let's all point and laugh at the raging tyrant trying to practice extortion right out in the open.