I love to-do lists until I get bored of them, but they do tend to come back around

JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.

I have a Valentine’s promo going till Feb 16th: 50% off your next session! Ask about my pink peppermint lotion if you need extra hydration for your feet, tis the dry season 🩷

It goo’ed on me

I’m a fat massage therapist, and I’ve started a series of fat-friendly posts to get deep into the subject! Here’s my latest (TW: disordered eating, yo-yo dieting), and details on my promo ending January 31st!

Gonna say goodbye to this confection today. It’s giving “wet and sugary Eye of Sauron”

No one told me Jack Le Coq was on the same block as Falafel Yoni in Verdun #mtl

Wanna hear me sing about Velveeta?

Oh look, another void to scream into