Despite the magic and curses and shape-shifting and petrifying an entire army and having immortal powers in The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, The real life historical events surrounding Qin Shi Huang is way more insane

Watching the third mummy movie and just Every time a character yells "i hate mummies!!" I shout back; THEYRE NOT MUMMIES THEYRE STATUES

What the people want: my unhinged furry art and fanart What I want: art of my brain blorbos from a story that I'm too lazy to write, just draws

Idk man I just wanna draw ocs #art #oc #digitalart #ocart

Okay if thats comfy for you I guESS?? #tarantula #tarantulas

My tarantula is a diva and only happy dances for winged crickets. HONEY, THEYRE THE SAME SPECIES. THEYRE THE SAME SIZE. HOW DO YOU KNOW???

NOOOOOOOO ANTS KILLED PANINI, MY BOOYYY HE WAS MY FAVORITE ROACHIE QQ

AT Uth Duna be like #mhart #monsterhunter #mhwilds #uthduna

My tarantula: slips off wall; wall is enemy!!!! Smacks wall and threat poses at it!!!! Me: HONEY... YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELF.....

Let #ogerpon have a gun she will use it responsibly #pokemonfanart #pokemon #pokemonart

Me: gets to work an hour early to GET SHIT DONE. The network: is down lol, no PC access for you >:) Me: oh okay allow me to sit here for over 45 minutes doing absolutely nothing

How it started: My partner: "I hate your disgusting spider so much I dont want to see it." How its going now: My partner: "So, let's say we get a THIRD tarantula..." CONVERTED

I will slap Kieran upside his head And meanwhile give ogerpon a nail bat, a little pat on her little head, and send her off to draw blood from the asshole pokemon

I had a college roommate once who was a young-Earther and I was just sitting here like, "...." "Honey, the recorded history of China is older than what you say the age of the Earth is."

I occasionally hear secondhand thru my partner about various shitstorms this one asshole gets into (for, I cannot look myself because they make my blood boil), And HECKIN YIKES they're a hot mess Kinda cathartic knowing that they're getting ripped apart online though. They deserve it.

Jfc tera raids are a HOT MESS in scarlet/violet

Anyone who is ever mean about wuk lamat in ff14 legally has to give me $20 bc she is perfect

The criminal guarding another roach for later. #solifuge #sunspider #camelspider Probably will release into the wild, since these fellas do poorly in captivity.

My coworker sent for me because there was a "terrifying giant spider thing" under his desk. So I go to take a look and im just, "Awww thats not a spider, its a solifuge!" Anyways I caught the fella and he happily ate up one of the baby hissers I had, im so proud of the lil guy.

THE SCRUNGLY

Claude got compared to a vivziepop character but no way, he looks way better than one of those. He has organ space, melanin, and a better face.

If anyone wonders or cares, I named my flamigo "Frank". And Frank kicks absolute ass, he slaughters everything that pops up.

My partner: "Well, you like griffins... so I think your favorite monster will be nargacuga!" Me: "KHEZU 8D " My partner: ?????? My partner: "Okay, you like khezu, I think you'll like Wiglett-" Me: "FLAMIGO 8D " My partner: "okay I just cannot guess anymore"

HELP HIS NAME HDBDJXNDJFNDB #Pokemon #pokemonsapphire #pokemonrse #sharpedo

Help i am now lost in the #pokemon sauce drawing ocs as trainers (and trying old school anime style) But now mireu looks like he's a sailor scout shjfbdkdbdkdb

Me: huh... wait how did dubias get into my hisser enclosure- Me: OH NO THEY FUCKED

New spood! Welcome to the family, Mickey's Dick Smasher the Lore-Friendly Lala Barina! #tarantula #tarantulas (Yes that is her name)

Her new favorite pondering spot is hovering precariously over her water dish, getting offended each time her foot touches the water... #tarantula #tarantulas

How to destroy a man in one sentence: Compare the man to a vivziepop character

Drawin my boyyyy

HORSE SOUP!!!!

Making my boy Mr. Whisker a CHAMPION in #pokemon sapphire #barboach

Baby gorl ily but pls stop napping like that I keep thinking you're injured or dead with your leggies flopped underneath you. Why cant you sploot like a normal spider qq #tarantula #tarantulas (Shes fine she just lays like this sometimes)

Man, playing emulated Sapphire still way more fun than ORAS ever was. Games legit got way too easy. OG sapphire is still a blast 20 years later. Man this be why I dropped off modern pokemon...

TIL: Little leggies!! #hummingbird

My partner: why are there people out and about at 4 AM thats so creepy Me: oh, no no, thats actually normal here My partner: whY??

My #tarantula was... not a great hunter today... took her hours to catch one cricket. Bless her...

Man I wanna get into the ff7 remake stuff but like... damn... feels like all ff7 adjacent stuff just misses the mark on what made ff7 special. And I'd blaspheme by saying that there's way too much sephiroth bc he's not even the primary conflict but I think people would assassinate me

She has accepted her #labubu !!! #tarantula #tarantulas

She is unimpressed with her mini #labubu #tarantula #tarantulas

I have acquired a labubu... First thing I do: Get a matching mini labubu to give to my tarantula She matches now <3

Love watching my spooder do her happy dance ❤

"Maybe we can breed crickets to save on driving to the store to buy them" It hasn't even been 12 hours and two of these assholes already died, breeding will never happen

Fucking dumbass behavior #tarantula #tarantulas #brachypelma

NEW THIEF GAME?? LETS GOOOOO I'm here for a new protag and a setting between TDS and the reboot

MONHUN DIGIVICE: FINALLY GET

Writhe Bleed Resist me no more #ffxiv #ffxivart

Me: puts up a small picture of a catholic saint above my thermostat The saint is Saint Jin Dahaad, the Air-Conditioning Lizard #monsterhunter #mhart #mhwilds

Ope! pupusa has found her jelly pot! Verdict: big success, she loves banana flavor #roach