I'm always happy to see other videos of brachypelma boehmei because they just continue to support my idea that nearly all individuals of this species are just Weird Freaks

HMMMMM... #mhs3 #mhs #monsterhunter

WE DID IT, WE RESTORED THE ECOSYSTEM!!! #mhs3 #monsterhunter #monsterhunterstories

Look at this freak use two legs to fondle her butt. She was at this for like 20 minutes, omg Harold you weirdo. #tarantula

Me: gonna go see markiplier movie with partner Option 1: I wear a cunning disguise Option 2: I travel to the next city over Option 3: both bc i STG I cannot risk allowing these people at work to see me going to the markiplier movie, they WOULD KNOW >8'D

The next expansion of ffxiv should feature wuk lamat and lyse as the main characters Because I think those two would be besties and would be SO POWERFUL as besties (And I love them)

I think we should bring back regular use of the word "glomp". Because it was a silly word.

People talk about this "emdash" in ai stuff and im like, oh. I use that sometimes bc it looks pretty. Only I didnt know it had a name, I just called it "long hyphen". '_'

Zoo date wif my partnerrrrr 😺

HAROLD YOU WRETCHED CREATURE I JUST CLEANED HER WATER DISH, AND THIS DUMB SPIDER WALKS OVER, AIMS FOR IT, AND SHITS DIRECTLY INTO IT HAROLD THAT IS NOT TOILET

My #sugarloaf #griffin #plushie is another sick find for my griffin collection :D

This is the face of a man being bullied by a cat girl. #oc #ocart

My fave #plushie in my #griffin collection is this 1984 Dakin plush that I can never find another of but LOOK AT HIM

Harold is a picky eater: the solution was to basically tong feed her a dubia roach directly to her mouth, and when she wasn't interested, slowly take it away Which triggered a "WAIT NO THATS MINE!!!!" response from her. And then she happy-danced over it. Just #tarantula things.

Griffinssss

I like that when I run PT in #ffxiv people are starting to remember me as the freak who will just start dropping spider facts in chat when I die

I'm dyin', totodile #pokemon #pokemonart #pmd #pmd1

Playing PMD and like, haha oh yeah everything hates grass types, huh? Its okay, chikorita-dro has a secret weapon: shaking his little green ass at groudon to stunlock him LOVE Honestly this is the most dro-like turn of events I could have hoped for.

WHA chapter 92 is inflicting critical psychic damage to me aaaauggh

SHE BURIED HER RIBBON

@votyasch.bsky.social got me a version of 3 wolf howl at moon shirt but with TARANTULAS My response was to make their autism creature: 3 Wife Misija Howl At Moon bc they're the number 1 fan of #misija from #ffxiv

Gets crickets from Petsmart: they die in droves hours after purchase Gets boxed crickets from Imagitarium: not a single one has died two weeks later WHAT ARE THESE THINGS MADE OF???

Plays pokemon mystery dungeon for the first time and gets CALLED OUT My partner's results: "you're so cool and everyone loves you!" My results: "you're kind of childish and annoying" Me: HEY LISTEN HERE, GAME- !!

FEAST FEAST FEAST Korean BBQ > turkey

My partner sometimes fills me in on some of the shit happening to assholes I blocked on the internet and im like DAMN WHAT A DISASTER. Laughing tho bc apparently they're crashing and burning HARD by being racist. Meanwhile I'm here like Sips tea and catches shiny pokemon

Me: I'm prooobably okay without my meds- My partner: NO, I FORGOT WHAT YOU WERE LIKE WITHOUT YOUR ADHD MEDS, YOU MUST TAKE THEM Me: aa I see yes 8D;;;; I've apparently been a disaster lmaoooooo

me: goes out of my way to make a full team of SHINIES

Tarantula.... bonita.... #tarantula #tarantulas #spider

Me comparing Claude to Qifrey: Claude: looks like a human disaster rolled out of a dump, actually has his shit together and is chill Qifrey: looks like an amazing and well put-together loving mentor, is actually the human personification of mental illness

Crunching my teeth on the new WHA trailer I have a mighty desire

Me: alters my emerald romhack team comp so that I have a team of shinies >:3 Worth.

Noooooo i got black ink all over my hands and arms 8(

YOU WANT TO DO WHAT??? #pokemon #pokemonart #pokemonrse #pokemonemerald

Team Magma (and Aqua) failed Earth Science #pokemon #pokemonart #pokemonfanart #pokemonrse

Playing an emerald romhack and just, Damn, Archie and Maxie really failed Earth Science something bad

Thumbnail sketch Claude is my SOUL rn (I dont wanna work)

Me: points at Alastor Vivziepop-man Me: that man ain't black

Oh my meeting was only for half my work day. Hm. Awkward. Well I'm not changing the rest of my days plan; easy filler it is.

Tfw a work meeting was actually useful. Like damn okay I be taking notes, hell yeah stats nerds comin in with data

Me: "Look! I wrote a thing!" My partner: "you wrote essentially the same paragraph three times in a row and mixed up your own characters." Me: "I never said I can write good 8D "

Draws my #ocs from my story time for referencessss #originalcharacter #art #oc

"Why doesn't anyone like my ocs :'( " I say as I dont post anything about them, their backstory, their lore, their personality, and keeps everything about them locked away in my brain vault "Why won't people read my mind and know about them :'( "

Son boy... #art #oc #ocart #originalcharacter

If you ever doubt your media literacy skills, just remember: At least you're not as bad as this one freak who tried to say i was incest-shipping two ocs. Who weren't even related to each other in any way. And were both aroace. Exclusively because I said they had a "sibling-esque dynamic".

So how's the Omega hunt going? #mhart #art #monsterhunter #mhwilds #monsterhunterwilds #omegaplanetes

Drawing oc take too long and not enough time in-between comms so fast shit doodle it is

But in more positive news I discovered 70s Agatha Christie film adaptations and they have been a joy to watch

Having my off-brand psych meds suddenly jump up to $75/mo makes me feel violent rage 8)

Despite the magic and curses and shape-shifting and petrifying an entire army and having immortal powers in The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, The real life historical events surrounding Qin Shi Huang is way more insane

Watching the third mummy movie and just Every time a character yells "i hate mummies!!" I shout back; THEYRE NOT MUMMIES THEYRE STATUES