MONSTIE CRACKERS, WOULD EAT #monsterhunter #mhart

Stargaze is a dumpsterfire but I am a simple creature and will clap my hands and enjoy the pretty animation, Bc original trigun still exists and I can still enjoy that too. I can enjoy a little junk food from time to time, doesn't ruin the fine dining.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY SPIDER FACTS, HAVE A LITTLE WHIMSY, THIS IS FFXIV

tfw I really love the dynamic between vash and knives but MY GOD do I hate that 99% of anything around them involves shipping them together... No shade to proshippers yall do you I ain't gonna stomp on your parade but man I would love to see a nice, healthy toxic take without shipping

I love that when someone is a killjoy in alliance raids in aether on ffxiv, half a dozen people jump in to drown em out and bully them out. Bless. Sorry, weirdo who passive aggressively says "no one cares~" at spider facts, but other people still know joy.

My dumb ass accidentally got a wild gecko killed and I feel wretched about it. Lunch break = cry break.

Me when I get my partner to watch Star Trek by showing off Janeway's best moments

#mhs3 #mhs3spoilers Monster Hunter Stories 3 spoilers, IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW... ALL I COULD THINK...

I WILL NOT STAND FOR MONSTER HUNTER STORIES SLANDER IT'S THE BEST ONE HERE

PAIN IS FARMING MULTIPLE INVASIVE MONSTERS AND NO INVASIVE DROPS #mhart #mhs3 #monsterhunter #monsterhunterstories3

Turns my baby boy #khezu into a #neopets, I would love him forever #mhart #monsterhunter

Also I feel personally attacked by the lack of agnaktor in the game and NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE NIBELSNARF AS A MONSTIE. #mhs3 please he is WRETCHED and I love him let me have him as my son

I think #mhs3 could be vastly improved by the inclusion of a post game, If only so I can remove Ratha from my team and have a full team of 6 Red Khezu of every element.

whY DO tHe chILDreN nEED a shOOtiNG rAnGE??

WHY they offered both AP and IB is beyond me. GOOD JOB YOU BROKE IT.

I have not taken a single chemistry class in 20 years this can only go well!!!

The ordeal of trying to rehouse a spicy curly-hair o(-<

whenever i write him, this is the sort of energy i want people to take away from Claude

I'm always happy to see other videos of brachypelma boehmei because they just continue to support my idea that nearly all individuals of this species are just Weird Freaks

HMMMMM... #mhs3 #mhs #monsterhunter

WE DID IT, WE RESTORED THE ECOSYSTEM!!! #mhs3 #monsterhunter #monsterhunterstories

Look at this freak use two legs to fondle her butt. She was at this for like 20 minutes, omg Harold you weirdo. #tarantula

Me: gonna go see markiplier movie with partner Option 1: I wear a cunning disguise Option 2: I travel to the next city over Option 3: both bc i STG I cannot risk allowing these people at work to see me going to the markiplier movie, they WOULD KNOW >8'D

The next expansion of ffxiv should feature wuk lamat and lyse as the main characters Because I think those two would be besties and would be SO POWERFUL as besties (And I love them)

I think we should bring back regular use of the word "glomp". Because it was a silly word.

People talk about this "emdash" in ai stuff and im like, oh. I use that sometimes bc it looks pretty. Only I didnt know it had a name, I just called it "long hyphen". '_'

Zoo date wif my partnerrrrr 😺

HAROLD YOU WRETCHED CREATURE I JUST CLEANED HER WATER DISH, AND THIS DUMB SPIDER WALKS OVER, AIMS FOR IT, AND SHITS DIRECTLY INTO IT HAROLD THAT IS NOT TOILET

My #sugarloaf #griffin #plushie is another sick find for my griffin collection :D

This is the face of a man being bullied by a cat girl. #oc #ocart

My fave #plushie in my #griffin collection is this 1984 Dakin plush that I can never find another of but LOOK AT HIM

Harold is a picky eater: the solution was to basically tong feed her a dubia roach directly to her mouth, and when she wasn't interested, slowly take it away Which triggered a "WAIT NO THATS MINE!!!!" response from her. And then she happy-danced over it. Just #tarantula things.

Griffinssss

I like that when I run PT in #ffxiv people are starting to remember me as the freak who will just start dropping spider facts in chat when I die

I'm dyin', totodile #pokemon #pokemonart #pmd #pmd1

Playing PMD and like, haha oh yeah everything hates grass types, huh? Its okay, chikorita-dro has a secret weapon: shaking his little green ass at groudon to stunlock him LOVE Honestly this is the most dro-like turn of events I could have hoped for.

WHA chapter 92 is inflicting critical psychic damage to me aaaauggh

SHE BURIED HER RIBBON

@votyasch.bsky.social got me a version of 3 wolf howl at moon shirt but with TARANTULAS My response was to make their autism creature: 3 Wife Misija Howl At Moon bc they're the number 1 fan of #misija from #ffxiv

Gets crickets from Petsmart: they die in droves hours after purchase Gets boxed crickets from Imagitarium: not a single one has died two weeks later WHAT ARE THESE THINGS MADE OF???

Plays pokemon mystery dungeon for the first time and gets CALLED OUT My partner's results: "you're so cool and everyone loves you!" My results: "you're kind of childish and annoying" Me: HEY LISTEN HERE, GAME- !!

FEAST FEAST FEAST Korean BBQ > turkey

My partner sometimes fills me in on some of the shit happening to assholes I blocked on the internet and im like DAMN WHAT A DISASTER. Laughing tho bc apparently they're crashing and burning HARD by being racist. Meanwhile I'm here like Sips tea and catches shiny pokemon

Me: I'm prooobably okay without my meds- My partner: NO, I FORGOT WHAT YOU WERE LIKE WITHOUT YOUR ADHD MEDS, YOU MUST TAKE THEM Me: aa I see yes 8D;;;; I've apparently been a disaster lmaoooooo

me: goes out of my way to make a full team of SHINIES

Tarantula.... bonita.... #tarantula #tarantulas #spider

Me comparing Claude to Qifrey: Claude: looks like a human disaster rolled out of a dump, actually has his shit together and is chill Qifrey: looks like an amazing and well put-together loving mentor, is actually the human personification of mental illness

Crunching my teeth on the new WHA trailer I have a mighty desire

Me: alters my emerald romhack team comp so that I have a team of shinies >:3 Worth.

Noooooo i got black ink all over my hands and arms 8(