So which bab wants to get dressed for nini and cuddle on my couch with me and watch christmas movies while enjoying some bottles of hot cocoa?

Been on an Indian food kick recently, not too sure why, but it's just been hitting all the cravings. Think I've made chana masala, dhaal, saag paneer, or aloo gobi like every other day the last two weeks

*out of breath wheezing* Dear diaper companies, I'm not a power lifter and I don't have a fork lift. If someone orders a lot of diapers, please split them into multiple boxes. I spent 30m trying to carry a VERY heavy package up stairs to my apartment. I'm disabled, not superman

Might have got too drunk, lost my earplugs, got overstimulated, started crying, and had to leave early. But I did grab some hot dogs on my walk home! Overall I'd say it's a win.

I'm SO proud of myself! I went out to karaoke with some friends and I ACTUALLY sang something instead of just standing awkwardly in the corner getting plastered. Though I did forget to take my anxiety meds soooooooooooooo

Like, my car's going to be trapped for the next 100 years and only thaw out when the fire nation attacks

Well, I *was* going to go out for breakfast, but my car is one single solid block of ice rn soooooooooo

My musical taste is impeccable and I will not hear otherwise

My stats for the year, pretty unsurprising tbh

It sucks being unemployed and incontinent, because I am literally pissing my money away

Dark ageplay: I stick a monopoly piece up my nose and make it your problem

Dark pup-play: you eat a bar of chocolate, and I have to pay hundreds of dollars to have your stomach pumped

Dark plush-play: you fall between my bed and the wall, and I don't notice for 3 months

d... dai... diapers 🥺👉👈

- left 2 then right 2 - dark, but also dark+white swirl/drizzle - ESPECIALLY Chase - only if they're cute - either 0 or 6, anything else doesn't itch my audhd brain

SSRIs are great and all, but have you tried diapers?

Being adopted by an elven Mommy that insists that you be kept in diapers because you're *ONLY* 28 years old

I did this before; cannot recommend. I degloved my big toe. He had a shoe on which is better, I was barefoot

Meh, I babble a lot. It's possible a "fuck" or two materialized out of the baby babble, there doesnt have to be meaning behind it. There's no way of knowing.

Homemade chana masala again, but this time also with homemade naan (that I've already been snacking on lol)

Insomnia update: so I just didn't sleep at all last night but had to be up this morning 🙃 Chugged an energy drink even though they don't really help for me All non-sleep-deprived people please send me your energy so I can get through today

This was MI's first real snow of the season and I'm already over it. No more snow please. Just spent 30m clearing 8in of snow and ice off my car

It is once again time to stab myself in the thigh ouchie 😢

The lioness does not concern herself with how close her diapers are to leaking

Not only am I unfortunately AGGRESSIVELY awake rn (3am), but I cannot get the thought of someone changing my diapers out of my head; I want it so bad! 😫

That's not bad, less than 10%. I knew I was still a good girl

@profanity.accountant i swear I'm a good girl

OK bad stuff happened to me as a kid so now getting me off is as involved and exhausting as setting up the board game Mousetrap

I got home at noon, had a plate of leftovers, then proceeded to take a 'nap' that ended up being 6 hours. Fuck my life

... ... ... I've never been to a concert

It wouldn't be Thanksgiving if I couldn't see the lions lose

Getting put in the playpen while all the adults mingle because they didn't think the couch was safe

Remember y'all, if you're frying a turkey this year, turn OFF the flame when you're putting the turkey in the oil

At my aunt's house for the next 3 days with nothing to do except scroll bsky 😞 Didn't intend to rawdog the holiday

I am once again taking volunteers to stuff me like a turkey this holiday season

Dark ageplay: you're locked in the high chair and being fed store-bought turkey baby food and everyone else gets a homemade smorgasbord

Bedtime?!?!? Bu... b... but minecwaft

Just got in a fight with my sister because she has some not great views about queer people and she chose today to "educate" herself by attacking my identity, grilling me, and veiling my attempts at explaining things as an attack on her.

Very much NOT the mom friend, but meh theinnocencetest.com

I feel like newly regressed tots would be even more accident-prone than real kids. Knowing that you used to be able to do something, so you go in with too much confidence only to find you're wobbly and unsteady on your feet. Even simple movements requiring the littlest bit of dexterity are now tough

From scratch chana masala. It's sooooooo tasty! 😋

I remember really liking black Friday. I mean, staying out all night in single digit temperatures (or worse) doesn't sound that appealing, but it was like the only time I was able to sit and talk/play games with my family for any decent length of time.

Proud of myself today! I did sooo much! I took out the trash, went shopping, cleaned my apartment and did the dishes, and made myself dinner!

*hyperventilating* THERE'S. GOING. TO. BE. A. NEW. STARGATE. SERIES. !!!!!

Hot take: cold Fall rain is peak weather Crack the window; sweaters, blankets, stuffies, hot drinks, tasty soups, etc.

i was inspired this morning 🐽

A Christmas advent calendar where you lose one aspect of your adulthood each day until you're left fully regressed by Christmas day

Gosh, please!

It's fridge clean out day. That means I'm eating leftover pizza and pairing it with leftover chardonnay because I can