In two years of making Grave Matters, only two episodes have sent me foetal: season one’s climate change ep and this. AI is here, it’s potentially queer and we have to get used to it. This week, we’re talking AI and death. We know how to have a good time. Here or wherever you get podcasts 🎧

I love writing feature profiles, and this one was a sheer delight. The divine Tasma Walton can be seen in dark comic thriller, Reckless, from November 12 on SBS and NITV. It’s extremely clever and super funny, and I highly recommend giving it a go.

Yes, pay us to retire immediately

Gabrielle Simpson has been cleaning crime scenes, suicides, hoarding and squalor for over 20 years She has 1000 tales to tell, but sharing most of them would get us cancelled. Here’s the ones we were able to get past the lawyers New Grave Matters ep, out now. Link in bio or wherever podcasts be 🎧

My hair tie broke during Pilates class AMA

Lotta New York real estate about to open up apparently

Doing Movember (watching 90s sitcom Moesha every day)

Good afternoon only to the couple dry humping at Officeworks

When I am king, horses will jockey people

Love to celebrate gambling and animal cruelty

Would eat Billie Eilish for lunch right now

When I am king, there will be only one spelling of Philip

Andrew just watching the Princess Diaries and ugly crying

Now strip the rest of their titles

Schandrewfreude 👑

Happy Halloween 🎃👻🧛 Our new Grave Matters ep is live! Why are vampires sexy yet zombies gross? Who did this? We had so much fun discussing horror and hot sauce with Monster Expert @dremilyzarka.bsky.social, who has arguably the greatest job title there is. Here or wherever you get podcasts 🎧

There is no lady vampire emoji, and quite frankly, feminism has failed

Writing a song about a Millennial friend with the pop culture references of a 75-year-old. It’s called Neville in Disguise

An editor extended a deadline by five days WITHOUT ME ASKING. Is this how happy people feel?

"I want a workout buddy, someone to go for runs or hikes with, and then hit the sauna" You want a personal trainer, dipshit

So, you have your aunts, and then you have your first aunts, and then you have your second aunts...

If Aunty Em isn’t Dorothy’s real aunt, I’m never voting left again

"We're not just an accounting firm, we're a community" I hate it here

“Halloween is an American corporate holiday with no place in Australia” Cool hill, joyless fucks

“I’m looking for someone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously” Sir, you are 52

She died doing what she loved (unsubscribing from emails)

Loving West End Girl, needs more harbour puns

Weird that Bruce Springsteen and Carmy Berzatto have the exact same personality

Episode 3, season 2 of Grave Matters on SBS is out now We caught up with the infamous Dr Philip Nitschke about the history and ethics of Voluntary Assisted Dying (VAD), where it legally stands, and where to from here 💉 Available here and wherever get your podcasts 🎧 www.sbs.com.au/audio/podcas...

Bus driver is absolutely cranking I Will Always Love You and everyone is lip syncing and it is amazing

It's me

Best French accent: "Wanna play Seven Minutes in Heaven?"

Testing out doing literally anything in seven minutes

Replacing 'love' in every song with 'Louvre' is a good time

20 years today without my mum, and 22 last week without my dad. I feel like I should get gifts

Snapchat outage forces world's men to mail drawings of their dicks like ancient times

Showed a wasp who's boss (it's him)

Just learned almonds are seeds. Big Nut has been lying to us.

A court for people who commit money crimes, where I sentence them based on the lameness of the shit they bought

What if, instead of racing animals, we simply do not?

Episode 2, season 2 of Grave Matters is live 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 This week, we discuss the unique, often invisible challenges faced by the LGBTQI community in accessing ageing and dying care. We also shout out the awesome, disruptive ripples queer people are making in this space. Wherever you get podcasts 🎧 🎧 🎧

Candace NOwens. Sorry.

Sending plus-size models down the Victoria's Secret runway totally fixes everything that was wrong with that show

In a crowded field, the most chilling thing I’ve seen on a dating app is a photo of a Gloria Jeans coffee cup

Just got an email from an Australian clothing brand about embracing Autumn. It's October.

Season two of my SBS podcast, Grave Matters, starts dropping today! Episode one is about the truly unhinged history of whole-body donation and dissection, with journalist and author Jackie Dent. Available wherever podcasts reside.

Imagine going Charli XCX. Right now. In this economy

Dude on a dating app looking for “a lady who believes in Christ” clearly not aware he liked a Jewish Atheist

There’s a special place in hell for women who are cunts to nail technicians

Has anyone told the chimps?