Got notified I’m being assigned to the worst projects with the worst client for the rest of the year. Killing myself now to get out of it

Damn can’t wait to be Balkanized

We ain’t never getting out of this shut down. No way.

Broad City x Sam’s Club collab would be in da clerb we all Sam, in the club we are all Samily

Ovulating and thus frothing at the mouth

Hmm. I think we are really headed a type of way huh

Crying and vacuuming

Big on reading memoirs and crying at memoirs lately

Worst of all… I cannot be saved by job apps bc nowhere is hiring and everywhere is laying off.

I want to quit my job sooooo badddd

I love this fuckin thing. Best buy nothing score ever

Getting drunk teehee

Balling tf out on lentils and rice with a free rice maker I got from a local buy nothing group

I wish I were smart and could Dr. Burry the AI Bubble to make a gajillion dollars but idk how

Ooh $33 from the Facebook settlement. Sweet.

Being in love RULES. Sucks everything else rn does not rule but alas. Nearly brought to tears rn I’m so happy and in love

I lose so much respect for anyone who says they asked or looked something up on chatGPT. You’re a lesser person using that nonsense

Damn barely into holiday season time and my mommy issues are really beating my ass

Deeply distraught by the financial state of things that I am breaking out the old poor habits. Counting calories to extend my groceries, unplugging what’s not in use, lentil and rice maxing, and dumpster diving

It’s insane that so many people are basically doing QVC on TikTok now hawking absurd tonics and gaudy I’m Not The Father I’m The Father Who Stepped Up shirts

My brother is learning German and sent me a sentence “meine shwester ist sehr krug und nett” which is “my sister is very smart and nice” 😭❤️

Husband wouldn’t have married me if I was a genuine flat earther lol

Cornbeef hash smells like the high end dog food

Benny Blanco looks like a busted ass couch dumped on the side of the highway who wished to become a human but the wish was granted by an evil wizard who made him look Like That

Getting stoned and doing financial planning for 2026

Damn stress eating apples like I’m a fuckin horse or some shit wth

Brb getting dumb shit stoned and doing yoga nude in my room

Rapture goers aka Raptists

Still super wanna quit. Sucks bc it’s a great job but damn it isn’t for me anymore and I can feel it.

Roasted some of the tomatoes, the bell pepper, and the green beans and it was so gross I had to blend them up and make them into a pasta sauce saturated with seasonings and parm

Thanks Shenandoah fire truck for the excellent sex work stage name

Having sex platonically bc i cannot kiss my husband bc I have a cold sore and dont wanna give it to him

I have been doing this thing of eating sugar and fat only between 8 AM and 4 PM and it makes me feel so sick but I can’t stop bc I am also so very stressed and all that sugar is the only thing that is keeping me going

Goddddd I wanna quit my job so bad.

Mainlining fat and sugars all week bc my life is falling apart.

I’m a gardener! Bitch!

Regarding Charlie Kirk, no political violence people are so right. It was called the civil war because everyone was super chill ab ending slavery. Abraham Lincoln famously died of old age.

Damn. Of all times for the entire world to fall apart and WW3 to begin. I’m married to the love of my life, financially stable, and mentally and emotionally p well adjusted. What the hell!!!

eating basically only fats and sugars all day and I feel unwell

Someone wrongfully said there are no mutual aids in the LV, started a group w/o defined objectives, within months it’s fallen apart. Now the only use is ppl chatting, complaining while doing their hyper individualistic prep. They wanted a mutual aid group but for someone else to do the work. Shocker

My true passion is cyber bullying but that doesn’t pay the bills :/

Crying at work :(

Really nuts that a wildly talented tattoo artist who does some of the best work I’ve ever seen is based in New Ringold of all places

Smoking weed and playing fallout and contemplating quitting my job hbu

God this week feels like I’ve been ground to a pulp and reformed into a person every single day for five days in a row

Maybe I was so attracted to my one college bf who looked like young Robert Englund bc I watched too much Freddy Krueger during my formative years

Had too much caffeine and now I’m crazy whoops

People choosing to have babies rn are legit unintelligent

Men wish they were rare good guy rapist-killer Jim from 28 Days Later; realistically men are more like the abundant soldiers willing to rape multiple people, or overlook rape, bc male camaraderie and there being no social consequences

Work sucked today. This whole week sucked. Thank god I have 2 crunch wrap supremes