I'm in the hardest part of the surgery lead-up now... seven days without NSAIDs. My headaches better behave. (They won't.)

Baby grape.

Just referred to Charlie Kirk as "some podcaster" and BOY are they BIG MAD.

In solidarity with the US Federal Government, I, too, will be shutting down.

Them: We finally agreed vaccines don't cause autism! Us: Finally! Now can we - Them: It's pregnant women taking Tylenol. Us: *rubbing temples* You do mean acetaminophen, at least, right? Them: No. We didn't get enough money from Kenvue when they split off of Johnson & Johnson, so it's Tylenol.

Out of context political commentary.

If anyone has pyrotechnics at my funeral, I'm coming RIGHT BACK to haunt allllll y'all, just so we're clear.

Alexa, play "Strange Fruit." No reason.

You ever have one of those headaches that makes you think they might have been onto something with trepanning....

When you're Hawaiian and Spam and eggs. (That's it. That's the post.)

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brb changing my Soulframe username from "twirlandswirl" to "rumpandthump"

We don't want to scare you, but 'intimidate' comes from 'timid.'

Me: I'll go for a short walk at work to clear my mind. My blood sugar: BISH U THOUGHT

Stayed up late watching the foosball and now reality and I are not on speaking terms.

Me, yelling at the screen during the Green Bay game: "TURN DOWN YOUR ISO!" (Am I doing it right?)

I mean, when you really think about, who among us ISN'T an FBI informant?

Yes, the reason I'm not going to Cancun for #PokemonGO City Safari is because the day passes are too expensive. That's the only reason. Thanks, Niantic.

Either someone is doing work in my ceiling at work, or I've finally completely lost it. I'm also not sure I want to speculate on the probability of each option.

I'll be honest, even today, I don't like people burning the American flag. I understand it, but I don't like it. BUT The right to do so is FULLY PROTECTED by the First Amendment. Absolutely, without question. And if you won't defend the Constitution, what, exactly, are you trying to make "great?"

A one act play, starring me and diabetes: Me: I am going to eat the thing! Balance is important and it's not the best choice, but you've gotta live your life! Me: *eats the thing* Diabetes: *enters stage left* Me: I regret eating the thing. Me: *exit, pursued by a bear*

I have ONE thing I need to get done before bed. It will take about 15 minutes. It also will take very little effort. I've been putting it off for three hours.

How dangerous are volcanoes at every stage? Active (has erupted in the last 10k years) DANGEROUS Erupting (active volcano erupting) V DANGEROUS Dormant (active volcano with potential to erupt again) STILL DANGEROUS Extinct (has not erupted in over 10k years) YOU’RE GOOD

No disrespect to Smash Mouth, but ‘somebody’ is one word.

Name of Warframe event alerts: Floaty of Fury What I read EVERY TIME: Flotilla of Furries

The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.

3 star Shuckle, the "impossible" solo: BUSTED (Yes, yes, power creep, shh, let me have my moment.) #pokemongo #doingtheimpossible

My trash is trash. #pokemongo

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If Dante was writing Inferno today, he'd have a special, deeper circle reserved for people who make speakerphone calls in waiting rooms.

There's been some kerfuffle going around regarding some zoo in Denmark. What actually happened: The zoo suggested any unwanted small pets that were going to be given away (or worse, let go) could be donated to them to use as food for their large predators.

I must, regrettably, admit K-Pop Demon Hunters was actually really, really good.

Me to client: Okay, just hang on the line and I'll transfer you. Client: Okay, great, thanks! Me: *hangs up* Me: Me: Me: Me: ...shit. Happy Monday! (And yes, I called them back and transferred them correctly.)

Some Warframe player was clearly not down to abide by my shenanigans.

The movie "Death Becomes Her" came up in conversation the other day, and neither the husband nor I had ever seen it. I suggested we watch it tonight. I'm not allowed to pick movies anymore.

Logged into Soulframe to get called out. IT'S ADHD, ORLICK, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

Current Work Mysteries: Why is there a pair of socks on the floor of the copy room? 🤔

Someone told me today the "whole *checks notes* thing" is "outdated and cringeworthy." Luckily, I checked my notes and found out I don't care.

PSA: The TennoCon Baro Relay remains open until July 26 at 11 a.m. ET. Baro arrives for his usual visit on July 25. If you purchased a Void Surplus from the TennoCon Relay, you must wait for him to leave on Saturday at 11 a.m. ET before you can buy another from his regular visit!

Made this, in case any Warframe players need it for... reasons.

I just discovered today is World Brain Day, the purpose of which is described as "raising awareness about various neurological conditions, promoting early detection, and advocating for prevention measures." ...in related news, I missed work today because of a migraine. Worst celebration ever.

When hitting "Random Colors" does you dirty. #Warframe #Valkyr #ValkyrHeirloom

Milestone Warframe login on TennoCon day!

NOODLETRON. Best reveal of TennoCon.

My gift to the Warframe community was NOT submitting a cover of Party of Your Lifetime. You're welcome.

Fun Warframe lore realization: Read this fragment from the Entrati labs. What stands out to me is this line: "I shall take no heed of the dust that may fall upon them on either side, the dust of petty lives." Now, what is the Isleweaver spiral called? The Triumph of Dust

Just saw a weather report calling Invest 93-L a "disorganized tropical disturbance" and honestly I've never felt so represented.

I don't need no fancy-schmancy "National Weather Service" to tell me there's an area of low pressure overhead... my eustachian tubes are doing that just fine on their own! (But please keep funding @nws.noaa.gov, my eustachian tubes are lousy at making spaghetti models.)

Seen in a comment on a post Facebook post from @merriam-webster.com: "Excellent dictionaries don't add words just because some idiot uses it and his idiot fans do, too." ...actually, that is exactly what dictionaries are supposed to do.

Why not put Rusalka's hat and medals on my flying neon-winged Profit-Taker? #Warframe