Taking the boat out with my beer buddy Mevan when his foot gets caught in the achor and he sinks to the bottom of the lake. Lesser men would've pulled him back up instantly, but I let him stay down there for a bit so he can think about what he's done.

Made a #pizza the other month out of egg and marmite, then laid the biggest kidney stone of my life. Stay safe out there folks.

Creature bit me on the finger and is now doing hypnotizing moves from within the glass. Don't know if I'll make it.

Son's "mancave", he growls and spits at me when I walk in.

My pals at the pub are all worried about my exessive drinkinging, but any drink is good drink am I right fellas?