ow! someone put their card in my cereal!

thank you.

my name is cassie & i *love* your outfit, sir— sorry, doctor. that's funny that's how my friend introduces himself.

i was just thinking this

the depths of space.

you're telling me! i went FIVE YEARS ALONE IN

you pirates should know— that piracy is against the laws of space!

whoa i can't comprehend that many dimensions right now.

mine too! ( Mwah! )

1 is the closest number to 2.

<— #1

( smiles accomplished astronautishly. )

that's why they pay me the big space bucks. have you ever made pizza before? i have so i can show you how.

we could make a pizza!

yeah, it's like eating depression. i could always eat.

THE VERY SAME

hi i'm cassie from canadia, urf & i LOVE tasty food.

i like a goopy brie, i like a strong parmesan, i like a powerful blue cheese, sweetened goat's cheese, fruit flavored cheese, honey dipped cheese... in space everything kinda tastes different, so you get really into intense flavors.

antidote for the POISONOUS SNAKE that bit amir!! ( still nibbling. ) provolone is just ok. i like a cheese to be bold. i like a cheese to make a statement, you know?

( takes a piece of cheese. ) thank you. ( nibbling. ) have you found an antidote yet?

OH GOD HERE COME THE BALLS

THIS GIANT PINBALL TABLE WAS THE BEST IDEA EVER

AAAAAAA ANOTHER WIN FOR SCIENCE

😨💔

actually they're called smoothies! they're sweet & fruity & full of nutrition!

if you're ever in doubt just remember these words: cassie van blair

when am i not? i have a lot to be happy about.

( kissing him to shut him up. )

here i thought i drained you plenty.

i get it, MORE biting.

i appreciate that uhhhhh ma'am thank you.

please don't break anything.

OKAY FINE YOU CAN USE THE BATHROOM

i'm cassandra sex van blair

1. yes. 2. definitely. 3. i would find you the nicest dirt in the world.

ok but let me tell you about ANOTHER wonder-ful woman ha ha named cassie

what does YOUR planet say about ME?

cassie van blair

a MISSING EGG?? oh no!!! does she need HELP? perhaps from an ACCOMPLISHED ASTRONAUT?

looking between my dirt samples & my hot boyfriend like i don't even know who i am any more...

who is that... who's under the mask? 🤔

canadia

you've never stayed up past your bedtime to finish a book? i doubt that.

noted!

reading cutely.

heh heh heh. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

ohhhhh because i'm a woman i must love lint rolling, huh? that it? well you're one hundred percent correct on that. gimme.

oh, sure! it's mostly very very specific tools with very very specific functions that have no use outside of my ship, but it's still neat!

my multi tool is cool too ok