strangely inspirational

The last thing the tub of ice cream in my freezer sees

Jawan: “We made the first big move of #Survivor49” The sea krait:

We call this the #Survivor49 Irish Goodbye Advantage

My mom's kitten just tried to smack Kristen Bell through the TV screen for making out with Adam Brody and honestly same

He should thank Zohran for winning bc that new slogan would have gotten his ass beat

Whatta what?

I thought there were warnings 😤

Vladdy walk-off would be the most romantic ending to this whole thing

Hitting the pitcher who was just warned about hitting a batter

Springer is a real hockey player. He just hit the pitcher!

Tired: October baseball Wired: November baseball

Someone tell Blake Snell *THAT* is what unlucky is. Straw should have scored on that hit

Ok, *Blue* Jays

Large, Barge, and in charge

Um, the Blue Jays?????????

Baaaaaaaaaaarge

Bo did not know there

Addison Barger loves his buddy with his whole heart and I love that for them

🎵BAAAAAARRRRRRGE🎵

In case you think this is a joke

This whole segment just has me thinking about how they made those kids butcher a chicken on Kid Nation #Survivor49

Via @atmworkingtitle on the other site. This is the first one to give me goosebumps.

This fucking happened btw.

I hope this guy can send the Jays to the World Series

John Schneider with the middle school teacher, "I'll wait" energy 💀

OK, BLUE JAYS!

Alaska running to the auto feeder

me when I've just embroiled Batman in a diabolical plot #survivor

POV: you're the puck being gently cradled in Stolie's glove after he absolutely robs somebody

Dude with hearing aids and two Canadian Leafs fans? I am represented on #Survivor49

I like how, even back in the 1990s, the Zelda series was trying to implement logical physical systems, like "If you wear metal boots you'll sink in water" and "If you light a stick on fire you can carry the fire to another location" and "If you wear a red shirt you can survive inside a volcano".

Freakier Friday? Terrible title. The same thing happened to them once before, which makes this Friday inherently less freaky than the first one

Accidentally watered my rubber plant with a cup I'd been drinking Gatorade out of

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I may have Raisin Brain from the dehydration but at least this heat kept my coffee piping hot when I forgot it in the car this morning 🙃

Sharon I bloody died Sharon. Sharon they sent me to bloody heaven. Where are the bloody flames Sharon. Sharon it’s all bloody choir music up here Sharon. Sharon for fucks sake all the white is bloody blinding me up here Sharon

I wonder how the Canadian House Hippo PSA would do on TikTok today

BREAKING: Matthew Knies has agreed to a six-year extension with the Maple Leafs worth $7.75M per year to stay in Toronto.

That’s Sidney Crosby in a bad wig

JOHNNY TORONTO 🔵⚪️ We have re-signed John Tavares to a four-year contract extension

Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.

Tell me your pets name with a GIF

Im probably gonna get in trouble for doing this,but Im gonna do it anyways I keep seeing all y’all stealing my Raising Canes cutouts and taking me to cool places,,, DO IT! Whoever steals me and takes me on the best adventure this summer,, I’m gonna pick one of ya and take ya to Canes with me

This is why we have Pride Month: because in many places simply the act of loving someone of the same sex can result in years of attacks culminating in a murder. This is a devastating, and senseless, loss. RIP Jonathan Joss.

Kyle *and* Kamilla on Survivor 50?! Our cup runneth over!