Decided my army project for 11th is the dusty T Boys so I painted up a test model. Pretty happy with him for being a terrible painter with shaky hands #Warhammer #Warhammer40K #PaintingWarhammer #40k #Chaos #ThousandSons

Who up wearing the skin of the innocent? Red Corsairs WIP #Warhammer #PaintingWarhammer #Chaos #RedCorsairs

Really thought I'd be dead by now. Kind of annoying

My foot just made a horrid crunching sound. It's probably nothing

Ahem. Death to America

Would be really cool if just literally one thing ever got better

Alright, the Muppet Show was good

Time to update that, I suppose Officially Old™ now

Oh that? That's my vast array of hoe-scaring kinks

Dudes With pussies

Image of me considering selling my Thousand Sons and starting a Lamenters army for no good reason

Germans are always like "How did you know I'm Tschörman?"

I see you like to play The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. Is it safe to assume you have a wide variety of niche kinks?

Coming home from work smelling like diesel and balls only to find out the water is shut off because my neighbor broke a pipe 😑

At this point, I NEED hell to be real

Ahem. Death to America

30 days until 30

Give me $37, pretty please

They/Them pussy got me acting unwise

It happened again

Family friend was killed in a car crash tonight

Beautiful

New Divinity game with Lizardfucking? You know I'm there day one

Yeah yeah, whatever. Put your feet on my face

Working nights and not really having anybody to talk to really does make you go a little insane

Broke my toe 😔

I'm drunk as fuck. I need sweaty cock

No energy to do any hobby stuff but I'm so boooooored

My hobby downfall is that I really like infantry horde armies, but am absolutely terrible at painting that many models

Veteran assault sergeant WIP from tonight (jump pack is being painted separately) #BloodAngels #Warhammer #PaintingWarhammer #HorusHeresy

It's not Friday but I'm bored so here's my dick, I guess

You're telling me this entire Siberian orchestra is trans?

Cuomintang in shambles smh my head

Dick Cheney's dead! 🥳🍾🎆🎉🎊

A Dodgers win signals the final victory of Ahriman

MLB IS transgender baseball, actually

Listened to 18 goddamn innings only for evil to win

[hefts your balls like I'm inspecting fruit at the grocery store]

Critical support to the Toronto Blue Jays against the acolytes of Satan (the Los Angeles Dodgers)

God really does hate the Mariners

I need Gilbert drawn and quartered

Death to Toronto

Guess who spilled an entire pot of Nuln Oil on his desk

Finally got around to getting a second one done #Warhammer #PaintingWarhammer #40K #ThousandSons

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Got drunk and a little too freaky 😔

Ahriman big naturals be upon ye

Did you know: you are Kyrgyz

I keep getting ads to be a navy chaplain for some reason