"If it's too late to live a good life, maybe you'll die a good dog." - @ferret-express.bsky.social

Huffing mold release to make sure my brain slides out smoothly when they mummify me

Watching lotr with some people and genuinely the merry & pippin storyline with the ents is like listening to your grandpa ramble all vacation so you can convince him to tell you where he buried the dynamite he stole from his mining job

Forged in Fire type show but they're making fetish gear and then Doug Marcaida comes out and they gag him and tie him up and flog him

I read like 3 things about the CCRU and now I constantly think that things are accelerationist psyops or reference to their writing. Hlep

Today my friend's mom was like "hey so real dogs--wait, is it ok if I say real dogs or is that offensive"

Are sex positions like fetishes for normal people?

people who aren't furries: errrrm that's not a furry 😂 it's a bird?? birds don't have fur. that's like, a feathery lol furries: yo cool spray bottle fursona

On jah I think maybe I'm not good enough to be a normal style writer but I may be able to cause a ruckus in the furry literary world

Today I was in the mall and walking around an incense shop, and the store owner went "Dude, they just legalized weed!"

I would like to be hurt badly or sometjing

Porting over to linux and getting my firefox profile moved genuinely feels like magic

I'd like to inform any concerned citizens (my roommates) that all remaining Dr. Pepper was given to good homes

1st doctor pepper of mff- on the way to da con

Tweak the fuck out and start barking at people this thanksgiving

Straight up langing it. And by "it", let me just say. My con.

saw some ai generated type text today and it made me feel physically ill, I think I'm developing wokeness on a biological level

Look if we're gonna do this none of that underground pansy shit, wheel a B61 out to Frenchman Flat and light that fucker off so I can see it from the Strip

She pung on mah jong till i kong

My life is a book. A shitty, postmodern book with a whiny protagonist but hopefully some interesting ideas

Proposal: instead of giving ChatGPT tens of billions of dollars to fail to create artificial intelligence, give me, an Actual Intelligence, a mere $10 million and I will gladly do a spreadsheet wrong for you from time to time for a modest fee.

I wish i was a dog so bad it hurts

Ough i am being petted rn crazy sthle

"the world's first industrially autarkic furry convention"

incidentally when I worked in food service I would often describe getting swamped in the lunch/dinner rush as being "in the Fulda Gap over here". which I suppose could well have become one of those kinds of terms if the mid-late twentieth century turned out just a little different.

"I'm gonna give you some chocolate... Just kidding, you'll die!" - My friend, recently, to me

is it normal that every couple days I have a flashback to The Diamond Age

Put it in my dymaxion chronofile that I'm not cut out for the dynamic maximum tension of the dymaxion lifestyle

call me buckminister fuller the way I be sleeping for 3 hours a day in 10-15 minute increments

High-Rise by J.G. Ballard is a fairly accurate representation of living in a dorm with no AC

I have a concussion but I still gotta FINISH MY DAMN EDITING

My enemies have attempted to assassinate me once more, and, they once more they have used the unoriginal method of hitting me with a car, a strategy which I have Already learned to counter

Can we now start dressing all cyberpunk as normal daily wear? Please? The dystopian corporate run setting is here, we might as well have the style too.

future archaeologists are gonna be able to identify my apartment bc there'll be a geological stratum of diatomaceous earth here

cyberpunk 2077 is mostly a game about jailbreaking coca cola freestyle machines to get them to spit copies of stuxnet into your inventory

my body is a machine that turns certain kinds of capital into other kinds of capital as a part of larger machines that also turn capital into different kinds of capital and which is made out of machines that transform capital

I gotta stop making commitments. I'm buying SW maker like a little bitch

I'm from Seattle Washington and I say kill 'em all!

I'm living in.. starship troopers... I'm doing my part ...

"hmm this repetitive task will take 2 hours, seems like a good time to write a python script to automate it" [spends 10 hours writing the script]

Really excited for the 2010s weirdcore equivalent nostalgia to hit... i have a bunch of plasma TVs... They will appreciate in value...

I'm really SLEEPY but I need to MAKE COLLARS

every time I look up a song that I like that I think is relatively normal sounding on Chosic its stats are like this. what is music even

Reading news about Russia b like "today another oil refinery exploded because of Ukraine. Also, we are banning wearing t-shirts in public to promote traditional values"

the witness is truly the finnegan's wake of gaming or some shit idk

I think going on hrt has massively increased my interest in the Hunger Games

dog by chance... hoosier by choice...

I want to go outside but my paws are really sore. Woof tbh

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