Look if we're gonna do this none of that underground pansy shit, wheel a B61 out to Frenchman Flat and light that fucker off so I can see it from the Strip

She pung on mah jong till i kong

My life is a book. A shitty, postmodern book with a whiny protagonist but hopefully some interesting ideas

Proposal: instead of giving ChatGPT tens of billions of dollars to fail to create artificial intelligence, give me, an Actual Intelligence, a mere $10 million and I will gladly do a spreadsheet wrong for you from time to time for a modest fee.

I wish i was a dog so bad it hurts

Ough i am being petted rn crazy sthle

"the world's first industrially autarkic furry convention"

incidentally when I worked in food service I would often describe getting swamped in the lunch/dinner rush as being "in the Fulda Gap over here". which I suppose could well have become one of those kinds of terms if the mid-late twentieth century turned out just a little different.

"I'm gonna give you some chocolate... Just kidding, you'll die!" - My friend, recently, to me

is it normal that every couple days I have a flashback to The Diamond Age

Put it in my dymaxion chronofile that I'm not cut out for the dynamic maximum tension of the dymaxion lifestyle

call me buckminister fuller the way I be sleeping for 3 hours a day in 10-15 minute increments

High-Rise by J.G. Ballard is a fairly accurate representation of living in a dorm with no AC

I have a concussion but I still gotta FINISH MY DAMN EDITING

My enemies have attempted to assassinate me once more, and, they once more they have used the unoriginal method of hitting me with a car, a strategy which I have Already learned to counter

Can we now start dressing all cyberpunk as normal daily wear? Please? The dystopian corporate run setting is here, we might as well have the style too.

future archaeologists are gonna be able to identify my apartment bc there'll be a geological stratum of diatomaceous earth here

cyberpunk 2077 is mostly a game about jailbreaking coca cola freestyle machines to get them to spit copies of stuxnet into your inventory

my body is a machine that turns certain kinds of capital into other kinds of capital as a part of larger machines that also turn capital into different kinds of capital and which is made out of machines that transform capital

I gotta stop making commitments. I'm buying SW maker like a little bitch

I'm from Seattle Washington and I say kill 'em all!

I'm living in.. starship troopers... I'm doing my part ...

"hmm this repetitive task will take 2 hours, seems like a good time to write a python script to automate it" [spends 10 hours writing the script]

Really excited for the 2010s weirdcore equivalent nostalgia to hit... i have a bunch of plasma TVs... They will appreciate in value...

I'm really SLEEPY but I need to MAKE COLLARS

every time I look up a song that I like that I think is relatively normal sounding on Chosic its stats are like this. what is music even

Reading news about Russia b like "today another oil refinery exploded because of Ukraine. Also, we are banning wearing t-shirts in public to promote traditional values"

the witness is truly the finnegan's wake of gaming or some shit idk

I think going on hrt has massively increased my interest in the Hunger Games

dog by chance... hoosier by choice...

I want to go outside but my paws are really sore. Woof tbh

I'm a meme merchant. I create nothing original of value, I merely redistribute the memes others have made

keyboard with ⁊ instead of &

The nice thing about being a writer is that if I wasn't a writer and I had a disturbing thought it would just be like "oh that sucks" but since I am I get to rub my hands together and anticipate the money that I could hypothetically make (but won't) by writing about this thing

has anyone ever built a pantograph manual 3d printer?

turning on the glory channel and playing idle games until the very thought of not doing anything makes me ready to die for the Interlocking Directorate to boost my productivity

💭 space fighter game that is also a rhythm game; you have to manually time your ship's nuclear pulse rocket

Have you rotated your operating system lately?

Woof

Hey guys I don't feel quite right...

It's too damn cold inside for 90 degree weather

Thinking about how Russian government banned quadrobics and put out a bunch of anti-quadrobics PSAs in school despite literally nobody knowing what quadrobics is like I'm pretty sure in like 5 years Russia is going to have a huge number of quadrobers because of this

Live location is such a good feature for furries you can pretend you’ve radio collared your friends and are tracking their migration patterns

thinking about a very evil, very cursed, cylindrical keyboard

It is good to have a roommate who you can blame mysteries of living in an apartment on. Weird noise? Must be the roommate. Furniture rearranged? Roommate. Someone mysteriously drank all the soda? Roommate!

I have 1 million projects to do but want to do 1 billion projects

How come basically every dictator has had some kind of random dietary restrictions??? Enver Hoxha was diabetic, Idi Amin liked his food lethally salty, and Mao refused to eat anything that wasn't drowning in grease. Is being picky like a qualification?

I want to start commuting by bike and I need to waterproof my backpack in case it rains. My brain says "buy a waterproof bag". My heart says "make shellac". They say the wolf that wins in the one you feed and I think the "DIY or die" wolf is ahead rn

I have recently acquired some rain pants, and since I want to ride my bike with them without mangling them in the gears, I think I have finally found a practical use for my strap and harness learning