Just in time for Christmas, I present this certified stud, the undisputed reigning King of Laveau. Let’s be real, he’s fucking hot. From the perfect beard to those piercing eyes and quiet confidence just standing there, he’s serving looks hotter than mulled wine. Bend the knee! 👑 Kingston Varriale.

Hubba hubba! 🥵 Spotted this mystery stud on sim and instantly knew y’all needed to see him. Zero info, 100% heat. Keep your eyes peeled, ladies & gents! This avi is pure trouble (the very best kind). 😳🔥 Grant Locke.

Little known about our latest find, but damn, we’re suckers for a solid mustache. Spotted inside the pawn shop where folks grab gun permits or second-hand gems. ❤️ Bonus points for keeping that handsome face tattoo-free and using the "less is more" approach, mister! Hase Gallery.

This HPD hottie might be a little corrupt, but damn, he makes corruption look downright sexy. That sharp crew cut has me standing at attention, and those glasses framing that stupidly handsome face? Instant meltdown. Rawr! Now I’m obsessed with what he’s hiding under that uniform. 👀 Scorch Meyer

Inaugural post that is dedicated to all the hotties in Crack Den. Who else could I start with than the man himself! So, yeah I know what you're thinking. Him? He hasn't changed his clothes in more than a year! His eyeballs are like broken TV sets from the 80's! Well, we ❤️him anyway! Nadir Taov.