I've tried this and it doesn't work. :(

|| Thread of random headcanons for ya boy since I doubt he has fans that will do that-

I don't really want anybody else to come though no offense

Yes honey right away 🙇🙇🙇

😞 I want you. ...to try this!

Guhhhkdjk.. pl.. pleaseeeee please please p le asee

If I cook a good enough guláš, she'll take me back. It's going to be stew season for like, a while. 🙇

Hey gu-... ... Okay, bye guys.

[shaking. sweating.] That sounds. I'm. I wanna. Uh can we--

Really⁉️

🥺

You're way more nice than most of 'em!

Sean worked his way up into my top 3 favorite divorcees to drink with. (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

D-Drastic?! [Damn. He wanted to nab an extra one for the wifey.] ...Okay. I'll go.

...Can I still have a burger?

I saw free burgers...!!? Why're you here?

[Whining in his entrapment.]

"Is it me or did it just get chillier?" 💧

Bwuh-??! [He stops in place, giving her a look back.] It's in that one cabinet, like usual!

Terrorizing him? How so??

[Please don't kill him. His boss will yell at him.] Oh, there's been a lot of drama at my place, so I've been staying with Cecílie more. How about you?

Eep-! [He shrinks away to no avail, cowering back against her arm.] I, uh- I'm good, I'm fine. H-How are you, Miss Erzsébet...?

⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢ ﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉୨♡୧﹉﹉﹉﹉﹉ ୨♡୧ Cecílie Látalová ୨♡୧ Hetalia rp ୨♡୧ mdni pls ┈ ┈ ┈ ┈ ୨♡୧ ┈ ┈ ┈ ┈ ⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣

[Trying his best to be small and unnoticed ((particularly by Miss Erzsébet)).]

ㅤㅤ ⁺˚⋆｡°✩ 𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐀 ✩°｡⋆˚⁺ ㅤㅤ -✦ 𝘚𝘍𝘞 / 𝘭𝘪𝘵. / 𝘔𝘋𝘕𝘐 ㅤㅤ -✧ 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯-𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭.