CBC let me ask ex-scientologists what they think of the speedrun trend www.cbc.ca/news/world/s...

my partner is good at boycotting grocery items that are suddenly expensive. me, i’m buying the $10 chocolate

i asked, they answered:

i just think they should give the duck on the goldeneyes logo a gun

of all the hot takes on hasan piker, no one has boldly said he’s applying goon cave skills to news and politics

if you were on the comms team that made “george clooney of finance” happen… my DMs are open i just wanna talk

wrote about everyone’s favourite sport in 2026 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

why is my phone full of court document photos, do you ask? i contributed reporting to this very complicated @nytimes.com story, about the murder of masood masjoody: www.nytimes.com/2026/04/11/w...

go birds (goldeneyes next week)

today i learned the supreme court of BC has me saved as sarah “freelance” berman in their contacts

i now assume every runner with a pack is churning butter

somehow prolonged war propaganda exposure doesn’t make us any better at clocking it

every time i get my phone screen time under 2 hours it feels like i’ve cracked the code to the universe. then someone bombs iran.

my CNN watching parents are gonna be so confused

on three we all shout now kiss

i’m awake 👁️

wait, was wuthering heights about looksmaxxing

PWHL fan starter pack: -braided ponytail -fleece half-zip -wolf bird mentioned -cbc gem account

turns out i have been incorrectly blaming bruno mars for terrible songs

change dot org petition jordan peterson go on lexapro

my contribution to hat discourse in 2026 (pussy hats 2.0, spiral accordingly) www.cbc.ca/news/world/r...

instagram has been bad for social movements, disinfo and mental health for a long time. but i think the common cause of protecting the heated rivalry cast is what will finally get ppl to rise up and destroy it. it’s not safe on there!

PSA if you subscribe to CBC’s morning brief newsletter you’ll get to see me summarize some of the worst imaginable news cycles on mondays. subscriptions.cbc.ca/listmanageme...

might start a burner account where i review canadian courtrooms. lighting, seat comfort, mic situations. the important stuff

this year i: -started teaching at UBC -joined CBC’s copy desk -served as @banffcentre.bsky.social faculty which means the work i’m most proud of in 2025 has come from students and peers. this harrowing one from @kellyrbennett.bsky.social stands out, congrats kelly! www.thestar.com/news/investi...

all of these floor crossing takes are missing key details. which holiday party had an open bar? what was the beer selection? snacks?? karaoke???? the people need to know

one day you wake up and you want to buy a poinsettia for the first time

at the DULF constitutional challenge, lawyer offers witness jeremy kalicum, recently convicted of trafficking, a tin. “it’s a mint, i promise,” says the lawyer to laughs in the courtroom.

paparazzi to justin trudeau on a red carpet: “what socks are you wearing tonight”

let the chat record show i sent thoughts and prayers to the jays when it was 2-2

me to PTA: so you agree, freedom and societal progress should not hinge on remembering several complicated passwords

unfortunately paul verhoeven is alive to see this

unfortunately it’s rapture day for a very popular flock of BC ostriches

for followers of the NXIVM saga… 👀 CBC has a podcast series from actor allison mack’s perspective dropping november 10. 👀

putting down omar el akkad’s book and then seeing a portuguese-flagged aid boat in tunisian waters headed for the world’s most starved population has been bombed by a drone on social media. monday.

The murder of journalists is an atrocity designed to cover up the countless atrocities yet to come.

The government of Canada is adamant — with certain, shifting caveats — that it has not allowed arms shipments to Israel since January 2024, and yet Israeli import data and publicly available shipping records appear to contradict that claim. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

“so… how was space?” —justin trudeau on a date with katy perry

every century was mid century when you think about it

andrea long chu’s AUTHORITY really is full of bangers

more and more opportunities to say “very 2008”

the buoy is mine (ocean swimming remix)

oh good my library hold on manufacturing consent came in

cherries have a buddy system and i find it very cute

how are we supposed to shitpost in these conditions?

is this a new strain of journalistic malpractice?

next lana album gonna be about marines doing combat rolls on melrose avenue

amerie did a tiny desk yesterday but didn’t mention she writes novels now

the level of delusion required to shop for a couch on marketplace