To recap—Trump pardoned Juan Orlando Hernández, who was convicted of receiving millions in bribes & partnering with cocaine traffickers to flood American streets with drugs, but to protect American streets from being flooded with drugs, he has to mass murder innocent fisherman with impunity. Got it

The heart and soul of Trumpism in one tweet

theory: bosses who don't support the idea of a work-life balance are terrible bosses telling on themselves

Want to talk about civility? Be more worried about asshats who get up the second a plane hits the ground or sprint up the aisle once the seatbelt sign is off.

Big school principal energy. Want to have a talk about the decline of civility in air travel? I’d guess the stress on the infrastructure of the system causing delays is more responsible for traveler stress than worrying about what other people are wearing but that’s just me.

How about worry about planes falling out of the fucking sky and keeping air traffic controllers adequately staffed and planes running on time. Let the adults worry about what clothes they wear. Fucking clown.

Oh…

It’s neither the lawful answer nor is it the oath they took.

The thing that's always frustrated the right wing ideologues who've glommed onto Trump is that he doesn't have the attention span to actually be a committed ideological warrior. He can scream all the right culture war shit, but it's just WWE pugilistic showmanship. He basically has no belief system.

He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy

For CNN I'm looking to talk to young men (feel free to interpret "young" broadly) who are actively sports betting sober—as in, you made a conscious decision to abstain for your wellbeing or you quit gambling—but are still sports fans. If that's you: Hannah[dot]keyser[at]cnn[dot]com

Defending rude, indecent, and misogynistic conduct as "frankness" and "transparency." What a role model.

Crow: "It just tells us everything that we need to know that reminding people to obey the law, reminding people to obey the Constitution, is somehow criminal in Trumpworld and should be responded to with death threats. It's very, very telling."

The left has a problem with political violence. Anyway, here’s the President of the United States saying his political opponents should be executed.

“For years, those on the radical left have compared wonderful Americans like Charlie to Nazis and the world's worst mass murderers and criminals. This kind of rhetoric is directly responsible for the terrorism that we're seeing in our country today, and it must stop right now.” —trump two months ago

Ok… almost always heartache.

I hope that young Albertans coming into voting age never forget that Danielle Smith targeted their schools, their friends, and the health & wellbeing of vulnerable teens just to score a 2% favorability swing among the most openly disgusting losers you've ever met

"Things happen" sometimes, like when you walk into an embassy to apply for your marriage license while your bride-to-be waits outside, but then you get bonesawed to pieces for having exercised freedom of speech as an US-based journalist and have to be carried out in a series of suitcases.

Narrator: He was not all for exposing the bad guys who did ad things.

A Thanksgiving meal and surroundings

This is an important new line being crossed. Trump isn't just pardoning the act of attempting to overthrow the government on January 6: he's pardoning *those people* for committing crimes generally. He may be creating a group of (federally) legally untouchable people.

No one should have to face such threats. It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.

Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this

This is real. Our govt is Tweeting like a 14 year old and calling Americans imbecilic morons. We worry about children being bullied but this is the example set by the U.S. GOVERNMENT. This is so shameful. I’m embarrassed for any of you that think this is okay or make excuses for it.

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

Everyone does know what's going on here, right? Should the Epstein evidence bill pass both the House and Senate, these criminals will say it can't be released because there is an active investigation. Never mind that a thorough investigation was completed, and the DOJ was prepared to try Epstein.

It is not hyperbole to state that United States is no longer a functioning democracy.

PSA: If you find yourself explaining why the President being on a list of PDFiles is “not that bad, actually,” please reevaluate your life before speaking further. Thank you.

You wonder if there's ever any self-reflection, ever a moment of thinking, man, that was rough, that I had to say that as part of my job, that just sucked

the thing that strikes me about this — again, besides it being false — is the venom and disrespect for the people who come here to work and build better lives. they aren’t “servants.”

Fuck Big Dom.

'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean. A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here

Truly one of the most morally bankrupt people alive today. And this is someone Republicans hold as a moral icon. I launched Islam Today to rebuke this hateful propaganda. No paywall. Invite y'all to subscribe and support as you can: islamtoday.substack.com/subscribe

You've got to hand it to him, those sure are words.

The White House: There is no inflation and anyone who claims otherwise is pushing a "con job." Also the White House: There's plenty of inflation, but we're blaming the president who left office nearly a year ago.

These are the kind of things that make the trumps relatable to the working class

It's the fees that were holding me back

Thomas Massie to CNN on the Epstein files: "This vote is gonna be on your record for longer than Trump is gonna be president. And what are you gonna do in 2028 and 2030 when you're in a debate … and they say, 'How can we trust you? You covered up for a pedophile back in 2025.'"

What you want from a functional, thriving superpower is every reporter in the country spending all day combing through a cache of documents that all say, more or less, “hi [rich ruling class person], it was good seeing you last week for all the child sex crimes!”

In 10 months MAGA went from “He’s the new messiah!” to “Look, we don’t have anyone else.”

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

Trump literally says "shhhhhhhh" after Laura Ingraham notes that the cost of beef, coffee, and auto repairs have gone up.

Lucy is really going to let Charlie Brown kick the football this time. She really means it.

Wow I can't believe George Soros bought up all those seats and paid all those people to dress up as Commanders fans

CFL playoff update: Saskatchewan leads B.C. one rouge to no rouges