The totally natural and sane urge to walk like a raptor through the kitchen making raptor noises

I do not look forward to my future career being "fix all of this vibecoded slop that doesn't work, no we can't just start from scratch" I'd rather be an actual janitor than a code janitor.

ATTN:CONTRACTORS Artists who do not release their work in an uncompressed downloadable format will be reassigned to dubstep (dubstep artists will report to 'the chamber' if found in violation). Regards, Flacula

[FLAC running from cops in London] Choose life, choose a job, choose a career, be brave, be different, start a business, start a PMC - make it a co-op, you go girl - hashtag girlboss - hashtag morefemaledronepilots! - hashtag hostile takeover - hashtag mergerrrrrrrrr

I went outside today and saw HEALTH!

Katie Marovitch is literally the most attractive person on Planet Earth aside from Lia. This is a fundamental fact of the Universe and you just have to accept it.

Get lampshaded, dork.

Biologically sourced Artificially improved 100% American Cyberdogs, accept no substitute but our meat substitute!

Also check out all the work I did to clean, organize, cable manage, and decorate my place! Boy that sure helped me keep my mind off of the existential dread.

...and as you carry me - kicking and screaming - to the pyre; With my dying breath I'll curse every last one of your names.

Carney and Poilievre are working together. Carney being so generous as to allow his opposition to run again? Floor crossers? Milquetoast response on trump after being "Elbow's Up" on campaign... ...our country falls to the same enemy as every other - Capital.

🎵what have I become... my sweetest friend...🎵 #vrchat

Dryer than just Goodnight

Starting a smartphone case manufacturing business called Such. We will have many Such cases.

[To the tune of Yü-gung by Einstürzende Neubauten] LEGGO MY EGGO! LEGGO MY EGGO! LEGGO LEGGO LEGOO! [desperately fighting for breakfast with Blixa] #industrialmusic #likeactuallyindustrial #theweirdkind

Me "optimizing my space" forcing myself not to use the coffee table because I wanna get rid of it: WE DON'T NEED THE COFFEE TABLE BECAUSE WE AREN'T GONNA HAVE ANYMORE COFFEE!! *Manson-esque gesturing*

love💖

Please Dead-Mao-Five, save Traktor!

Fuck Chuck Norris, good riddance. www.wnd.com/2012/06/is-o...

This Thursday starting at 9pm [EDT] Get ready for NEURORAVE at #HunkerDowns! LINEUP - Bunny_Lugosi - Mancannon - Flacula - AyaXO Join vrc.group/HUNKER.2782 #vrchat #vrchatmusic #cyberpunk #vrclubbing

The Buffy sequel series was cancelled. Nuke the globe.

New interview question: "what is your company's password policy?" If the answer mentions changing it every X months, leave immediately.

T-shirts you can hear

Watching livestreamers for news with The Rebel Path on loop as a backing track is peak cyberpunk...

TONIGHT AT MAINFRAME! CISTEM CRASH! STARTING AT 1AM UK (9PM EST) WITH 6 DJ'S! COME JOIN IN FOR SOME MIDWEEK FUN! #VRCHAT #VRC #DJ #VRDJ 💜

Although bittersweet - the homogenization of architectural trends could potentially engender empathy for the people being attacked. 'cause I swear at first glance this looked like a neighbourhood in Toronto: www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckin...

Just fucking invade us already you fat pussy-necked bitch.

Grindr: WANT MORE ATTENTION!? Flac: no... no - I'd actually pay if you gave me less

Yes I am a card-carrying member of the Literati... only in yankeeland would being literate be likened to being a member of a mysterious cabal of shadowy elites. Like... why do they get to vote?

oh... body says it is spring time... ...you have all been warned.

Flacuflakes, a surprise in every box! ...the surprise is narcotics, welcome to the team, now get those sweet sugary crystals across that border without getting caught and we're gonna set you up with a nice comfy gig on the other side

Pay attention to the change in language - notice it isn't 'oil' anymore? it's 'energy' In Nineteen Eighty Four, NewSpeak was a means to limit thought (and thus thoughtcrime) through the **systematic** simplification and conscious alteration of language...

[Flac in a gaudy lawyer suit] Did YOUR parents name you after a Game of Thrones character!? YOU COULD BE ENTITLED TO DAMAGES!!...

Ban men from politics

Everything is fake, reality is a nightmare and I'm just a mass of tendrils emanating from an undulating darkened core.

This Thursday starting at 9pm [EST] Get ready for NEURORAVE at #HunkerDowns! LINEUP - Saki - ItzSpookey - Cyberbear - Flacula Join vrc.group/HUNKER.2782 #vrchat #vrchatmusic #cyberpunk

I'm so excited! I can't wait to DJ tonight for my dear friend!! Tonight is @xothika.bsky.social's Birthday!!! Come and celebrate with us! we've got an incredible lineup and it starts at 9pm est!

Insanity is repeating the same action and expecting different results... Insanity is repeating the same action and expecting different results... Insanity is....

Find yourself a girl who can carry you in COD Zombies

Imagine you go to a restaurant and the server gives you a plate of human shit 3 hours after you order it. That's the TTC

It's telling that the Premiere of Ontario keeps talking about the US and Americans during a presser about Ontarians. He clearly does not and never has given a shit about us - why we keep electing him is a reflection of how passive and politically illiterate this place is.

"Computer, end program"... Well, it was worth a shot.

So you know what's cool about food? it grows outta the fuckin' ground and works as a carbon capture since all plants work like little CO2 scrubbers. what a brilliantly brain-dead thing to fuckin' say and all the ghouls in the audience ate it all up because they're equally as braindead...

Y'know the boomers will always get the last laugh there's going to need to be a massive correction and guess who's on the hook? not the dead people, that's for sure.

When the boyjeans you bought pre-hrt but post-mysterious-weight-loss start feeling tight in places they never did before 🥰🥰🥰

Take my flag off your fuckin' suit you traitorous sack of waste.

Me hearing Ashton's "bullies" joke during the NDP leadership debate...

Okay this may be a radical thought, truly controversial but have we considered that maybe... they really are just -that- stupid and cruel? Like maybe this isn't orchestrated evil it's just the byproduct of vapid growth-for-growth's sake adjective noun verb capitalism?

Well I guess if there's any sort of silver lining to the most recent hardware apocalypse (which one are we on now, 3 this decade?) - that if you want to sell a videogame you're going to have to do at least *some* optimization work on it. Something you can't really vibe your way through.

Y'know conservative voters talk a lot about personal responsibility (funny I know) and always talk of tax cuts like they'll lower their taxes... Any day now... Aaaaaaaany day now...