"yeah lemme go to a strip club and just ignore all the hot girls and make out with my 3/10 housekeeper instead" like okayyyy suuuure

WASHING A RICH PERSON

IDK if I'll ever actually have the time or patience to make BearBones into an actual show ever, but I figured I've made enough comics about these guys w/o explaining what their deal is, so here's a big olll' pitch bible + ongoing lore thread I'll add to from time to time!! (1/?)

gross >:/

GET HIS ASS 😤😤😤

yeah................................................