// Oh noooooooo ;w;

Y'know, sometimes we come across these weird-ass alien-looking things, and just.... Would-

Relaxing between missions. .... Okay, so he's ON a mission and relaxing. There's a lot of downtime when traveling planet to planet. Cut him some slack- [superherosuckerrr]

What do you mean? Midnight's the perrrfect time for practicing battle poses! [pleasemf]

Note to self to spend more time on this planet. It's much sexier than Knowhere.

I shouldn't be made to feel ashamed to walk around naked ON MY OWN SHIP-

Quill got lost in another universe for a little bit. Think he found his way back now!

☆𝙻𝙴𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙰𝚁𝚈!☆ 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚕𝚊𝚠/𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛-𝙻𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝟹𝟻 𝙸 𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝙽/𝚜𝚏𝚠 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚗𝚘 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚛'𝚜 𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕! 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚋𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝟷𝟾+. 𝚆𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎!

Relaxing in bed, wearing nothing but the headphones from his Walkman-

Some of y'all on the ship don't seem to know what a shower is, and it shows-

" 𝗔𝘄, 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 ... " 🚀 Rocket Raccoon 🚀 Lewd Focus / Literate 🚀 21+ Writer 🚀 #MVRP / #LewdRP " 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘄𝗮𝘆 ... "

"Gotta crank one out, man. If you stay hard any longer, you're supposed to contact a doctor or something."

// Me trying to find other superheros to throw Quill at, and they're all so cleeeean and I feel like such a perrrrrv 😂 Absolutely terrified to follow anybody xD

Relaxing between missions. .... Okay, so he's ON a mission and relaxing. There's a lot of downtime when traveling planet to planet. Cut him some slack- [superherosuckerrr]

I hope they got my dick message-

I've kissed some weird stuff on some weird planets, and I don't even know how I'd navigate a beak.

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