Humongous Ape MP
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Action, Adventure, Humongous Ape! I review locusts at:
https://www.locustreview.com/
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Some Guy's got a load of opinions you should check out.
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Escape from Normal Island — Locust Review
The Housing Act 1980 was the big bang, the origin story for Normal Island. After World War Two Britain was desperately short of housing stock. State action, by both Tory as well as Labour governments,...
https://www.locustreview.com/online/escape-from-normal-island
about 1 month ago
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This was a joke four years ago. Now it's real.
youtu.be/DwbcspYAX_g?...
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Keir S-One - Sound of the Police
YouTube video by The Iain Duncan Smiths
https://youtu.be/DwbcspYAX_g?si=0mT6QHArQdYDdkZM
7 days ago
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If this government *really* wants to make the court system really 'efficient' they shouldn't just get rid of trial by jury, they should get rid of trials. No more trials, just verdicts. Calm. Forensic. Human rights lawyer. Press send.
7 days ago
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Some Guy's got a load of opinions you should check out.
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Escape from Normal Island — Locust Review
The Housing Act 1980 was the big bang, the origin story for Normal Island. After World War Two Britain was desperately short of housing stock. State action, by both Tory as well as Labour governments,...
https://www.locustreview.com/online/escape-from-normal-island
about 1 month ago
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He's still, notionally, a representative of the labour movement, so this is the closest he can get to posting Pork is Muslamic Kryptonite(tm). What a fucking dullard.
about 2 months ago
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By the time this would be over, there would be no schools, no hospitals, no functioning roads, no railway network, no street lights and shit would come out of the *taps* but also, it wouldn't be over. You would pay more in tax, because *someone's* got to pay for the death camps.
about 2 months ago
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Keir Starmer works for Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu. He doesn't work for you.
about 2 months ago
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"Will that horse come back if I leave the gate open?"
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Where is Greta Thunberg? Where is Yvonne Ridley? Where is David Adler? Where is Tadhg Hickey?
about 2 months ago
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It might be easier to ask which plods *aren't* doing secret handshakes.
#DomesticGladio
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2 months ago
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Brilliant news!
2 months ago
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Who's up for a wide ranging campaign against Digital ID cards that captures the majority of public opinion against this insane power grab and then the government just shrugs and says: "We're going to do it anyway. LOL."
2 months ago
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Satan wants a timeshare in the Middle East: "It already looks like hell on earth."
2 months ago
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For a dangerous communist who must be stopped at all costs, Corbyn is such a Good Boy. The British ruling class doesn't deserve him as an antagonist.
2 months ago
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This was basically known *at the time*. Money was laundered in thinktanks for the purpose or destabilising the party of opposition. A functioning democracy would act swiftly and decisively against things like this. We don't live in one of those. Instead this is saved for Retrospective Noticing.
2 months ago
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"But at what cost?"
3 months ago
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The British commentariat; intelligent, smart people who aren't farting out of their heads for a living.
3 months ago
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The old world is dying but the new is struggling to be born. Now is the time when even Ed Davey scores off Elmo.
3 months ago
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Both the state and capital are mobilised to ensure your weltanschauung prevails constantly, even when your preferred party is not in office but... you are sad and angry because you get *any friction* from strangers online. What a way to live.
3 months ago
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Milk those cocks, Don.
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Team Tommeh is going to London tomorrow.
3 months ago
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Anyone who wants a Red Bull will have to scan their tongue at the checkout.
3 months ago
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The only people the PLP hates more than their party members is anyone likely to vote for them.
3 months ago
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Normal Island the Movie: Have you got a licence to do that?
3 months ago
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Do not make art in Britain.
3 months ago
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All you have to do is *not* entertain a genocidal army, especially while they're doing a genocide. This isn't a high bar to get over.
#boycottradiohead
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Palestinians call for boycotting Radiohead concerts
Guitarist Jonny Greenwood has crossed our picket line twice during Israel's genocide in Gaza
https://www.bdsmovement.net/boycott-radiohead-concerts
3 months ago
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"They're dabbing on us." Matt Christman.
3 months ago
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British Journalists: Take the Be Normal Challenge.
3 months ago
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If you think about it, the Vexisexual Community *should* have its own flag.
3 months ago
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"You know the doctors pronounced me dead last week. I couldn't believe it. They said I was the Most Dead anyone's ever been. Nobody's ever been as dead as me before now."
3 months ago
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C:\BritishJournalism Files\anticorbyn\applicationstart brainworms.exe
3 months ago
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Fred Durst will open a theme park where dinosaurs are brought to life by advanced cloning techniques, (and this time, pay Dennis Nedry).
3 months ago
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Taking all bets! We want: Prose Poems Prose-poems Art Theory Reviews We want: Wagers Swindles Mountebanks Barkers Frontmen Lucky charms Don't leave anything to chance. Send us your best work.
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“Lucky 13” Call for Submissions — Locust Review
As the US empire declines, avenues for middle-class advancement, historically tied to racism and imperialism, have declined. Running out of its traditional gambling venues, the American middle-class -...
https://www.locustreview.com/editorial/locust-review-lucky-13-call-for-submissions
3 months ago
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This is good. Zack is great. He can and should be the MP for Hackney North. The interesting bit is the vote totals. The Green Party has 68,000 members. The insurgent candidate has 20,000 supporters. The official candidates couldn't even muster 4,000 votes and they are *MPs*.
3 months ago
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Kieth would be the most endearing, ridiculous character if he wasn't also real. For one thing, why leak this to the press? WHY? Fucking bizarre.
3 months ago
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"When I was a Small Boy I too dreamed of being a flag."
3 months ago
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It's lovely how the word "Flagshagger" has broken containment. Another win for the Shitpost Left, up there with Kieth and These days...
3 months ago
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I'm not sure what it is but I'll know it when it happens.
3 months ago
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Imagine having an actual plan.
3 months ago
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Imagine having a five-year-plan... Imagine having *any* plan.
www.dumptheguardian.com/environment/...
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‘A perfect symbiosis’: planting vines and other ways hot cities are creating cool spaces
Living – or crocheted – canopies and a 3,000-year-old Persian technique are among methods being used to cope as temperatures soar
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/aug/28/planting-vines-and-other-ways-hot-cities-creating-cool-spaces
3 months ago
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Thiiiiiiiings can never get betterrrrrr!
3 months ago
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African nations have imported 15 gigawatts of solar generators in 2025 so far. Installations in Sierra Leone (alone) are equivalent to 61% of 2023 power output. The fossil fuel price crash will come.
www.africanews.com/2025/08/28/a...
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Africa boosts solar power with 60% surge in Chinese panel imports | Africanews
Experts say the switch could save millions in fuel imports, with solar paying for itself in as little as six months in places like Nigeria.
https://www.africanews.com/2025/08/28/africas-imports-of-chinese-solar-panels-jump-60-as-continent-turns-to-renewables/
3 months ago
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Jacques Lacan and Emmanuel Kant but Ian Dunt.
3 months ago
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Officers on the scene were described as: "Fucking baffled."
3 months ago
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Emmanuel Macron tried to buy time last year (to continue with government austerity) by giving government office to a rump liberal party. That time might have just run out.
3 months ago
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Walsall, Walsall, uber alles!
3 months ago
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How was I to know he wasn't a licenced inspector?
3 months ago
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British MP takes time out from his Very Busy Work Schedule(tm) to post ragebait.
3 months ago
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In 2024 Kieth Labour was elected to office in a 33% landslide. Can you imagine Nigel Falange wasting a similarly skewed mandate? No. Britain will be Colonia Dignidad ten minutes after Falange takes office.
3 months ago
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I hope it does get thrown out but what does it say that, if the case was brought on the *last day* before the statute of limitations kicked in, the case against Mo Chara was clearly shithammered together? The British state is vindictive *and* incompetent.
www.irishnews.com/news/norther...
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Live updates as Kneecap’s Mo Chara appears back in court
The 27-year-old is back before Westminster Magistrates’ Court to face a charge under the Terrorism Act
https://www.irishnews.com/news/northern-ireland/live-updates-as-kneecaps-mo-chara-appears-back-in-court-M7V3CVXODZBLDKGRNM76NP2Q4U/
4 months ago
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