Even if someone finds the current Cowboys' antics to be performative- Hasn't the extension drama lost its entertainment value? We all know how it ends. No one is holding their breath. You wanna perform? Fine. But do it in an interesting way at least. This is boring.

No one is saying we should panic. But the problem with saying "it's just the preseason" is that statement works if you have a built up benefit of the doubt. This team doesn't. Front office doesn't. Staff doesn't (because they're new). You can't lean on that.

yuck

Joe Yo Why

KEMON HALL!!!!

Watching this offense is Not Fun

Alright let's see the offense. It's been a minute.

ANDREW BOOTH PICK SIX!!!!!!

What if the Cowboys try being good at football

A STOP

Run defense stood tall on the first possession. Not exactly the case so far on the second.

That was basura

SACK COOPER RUSH A MILLION TIMES LEGGO

Bold prediction time. Let's go wiiiiiith 3 TDs for Phil Mafah?

Let's play a game. What is the best way tonight could go in your opinion? What is the worst way tonight could go (outside of obvious things, talking purely football/on-the-field stuff) in your opinion?

sooooo who is ready to watch tonight

izzy!!!!

boooo

what is the weirdest thing you think will happen in the second half keep in mind CeeDee Lamb got blown up by an official in the first so we are trying to beat that

Describe the first half in three words. Go.

Do y'all think Flus hit the official up tho and asked him for his technique

Officials have more tackles against CeeDee Lamb in this game than the Cowboys do touchdowns

Phil Mafah is the biggest preseason star for the Dallas Cowboys in some time. Dude is special.

Things got so awesome when we mastered the offensive strategy of "let the Rams commit stupid penalties" We are in our bag now

so anybody see any good movies lately

It is only the preseason but, uhhh

Alright Let's hope this goes well Because if it doesn't we are gonna be pissed right

soooo how are we feeling

Micah showed up all of last year when he could have held out. He is at practice today, showing up even one day after Jerry's lame shot at him. Anyone questioning Micah's leadership is disconnected from reality.

Jerry is 100% going to try and win the press conference. Last year he and Stephen went full on attack (remember they bragged about season ticket renewal rate). They are gonna defend (in their ways, which aren't logical) waiting on Micah and get tough about it.

The Cowboys will hold their State of the Union press conference today in Oxnard. What will they address in a real way? How will they be ridiculous in it? Predictions. Right. Wrong. Go.

Remember that time the Cowboys had a draft class that we all (basically) universally liked? Good times! The vibes feel better than they have in a LONG time right now.

Oh the running backs are all going in the fourth round? And the Dallas Cowboys don't have a draft pick here? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE WE ARE LIVING THIS NIGHTMARE FOR A SECOND YEAR IN A ROW

Please let today go well

BOOM

Alright Let's do this

Make your case. What should the Cowboys do in the third round, assuming they pick?

The idea of quarterback here is insane Please do not even suggest it (plz plz plz plz let it not happen)

Starting to panic ngl

haha lol lmao rofl this feels fine and not terrible at all

Who is ready? Who is excited? Who is nervous? Who is terrified? HOW ARE WE FEELING

sooooo how are we feeling today

The Dallas Cowboys have drafted Alabama guard Tyler Booker at 12 overall. How are we feeling?

WHY

alright how are we feeling now

Instant grades for every 2025 NFL Draft first-round pick: 1. Tennessee Titans: QB, Cam Ward, Miami. Grade: B Ward at 1 feels a little pricey, but his explosiveness with his arm and feel for big plays should work in the Titans’ offense. www.sbnation.com/nfl/2025/4/2...

So long as Russell Wilson is his QB? Like a 2

On a 1-10 scale how nervous are you about Abdul Carter?

woooooow

More like there's no way they can't hurt us