More people have been to the moon than have won Takeshi's castle.

Yesterday broke the record for most simultaneous hugs received by men, after a social media campaign asked women to embrace their mistakes.

Imagine wrapping a rope around the equator, so that it touches the Earths surface. If you wanted to raise the rope by 1 metre all the way around, you would only need about 6 more metres of rope.

There is a scientific theory that says that no two people see a colour the exact same way. They believe they are a pigment of our imagination.

In China, Pretty Woman was called 'I will marry a prostitute to save money'.

You can be blocked from getting a Swiss passport if your neighbours find you too annoying.

Researchers at the University of Derby attached body cameras to cats to determine what they do all day. They discovered that cats do not like body cameras.

When Microsoft Japan shifted to a four-day work week, they saw a 40% productivity boost.

To avoid US libel suits, authors will sometimes make sure to note that a fictionalized person has a small penis. For libel, it must be obvious the real person and character are the same. Men rarely want to prove in court that they are obviously the character with a small penis.

New Yorkers bite 25 times more Americans than sharks do.

Your hair grows more quickly when you’re anticipating sex.

An eagle's eyesight is so good it could spot an ant from the top of a ten storey building. Dec is better at hiding though.

Epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydellänsäkäänköhä is the longest word in the Finnish language. It means ‘doubtful'.

One in seven UK banknotes carries traces of anal bacteria.

The urine of a Maned Wolf smells like marijuana. I think they must have recently become the most popular pet in Britain.

Wars kill more civilians than soldiers. In a war, the safest place to be is usually in the army.

In 1986, 12 jurors got stuck in an Otis elevator in a courthouse on their way to hear a lawsuit against the Otis Elevator Company.

Mentioning guacamole on your dating profile gets you 144% more responses.

When Spy magazine sent cheques for 13 cents to some of the world’s richest people, no one cashed them except a Saudi arms dealer and Donald Trump.

Johnny Cash’s estate once refused permission for his hit ‘Ring of Fire’ to be used in a commercial for haemorrhoid cream.

Rudolph Schenkel wrote a paper on wolf hierarchy using captive wolves in zoos during WWII. The thing is he made it all up, and the paper's publisher later discredited the paper. So anyone calling themselves an alpha male or alpha female is talking utter bollocks.

Sitting on the lavatory for eight hours uses the same number of calories as one hour’s jogging, and is more fun.

Stan Lee admitted he gave Spiderman all the best comebacks, because with great power comes great response ability.

One big difference between men and women is that when women say "Smell this", it usually smells nice.

More planets are inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.

It takes 23 hours, 56 minutes and 4 seconds for the earth to rotate 360°. However, in that time the Earth has moved nearly a degree around the sun, so the Earth has to rotate for 4 minutes more to get the sun back to the same position it was exactly a day ago.

In 2005 there was a reality show that piloted in Germany called Sperm Race where 12 contestants donated their sperm to a lab, where doctors observed their seed race toward an egg. The winner of the sperm race got a Porsche.

Some historians believe the tower of Pisa was built during an economic boom, however new evidence has uncovered it was built during a lean time.

Compared to men, women can see more colours, have better hearing, can read faces better, have a longer atten... LOOK! SQUIRREL!!

Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.

In 1674, the “Women’s Petition Against Coffee” called for a ban on coffee, suggesting that it made men too talkative and rendered them “unfruitful” in the bedroom.

If this post gets 100 likes, my wife said I can get anal. Which I'm really happy about coz the house needs a good clean.

It is estimated that in 2,500 years, written English will have no need for vwls.

In 2014, a missing woman on a vacation in Iceland was found when it was discovered that she was in the search party looking for herself.

A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.

Al Capone suffered from OCD, which is why he was into organised crime.

4 out of 3 people don't understand fractions.

The KFC tagline “Finger Lickin’ Good”, when translated into Chinese for their first ever restaurant, became "finger your mother off".

Medical professionals believe those people who don’t know what introspection is, need to take a long, hard look at themselves.

The average London pigeon has 1.6 feet.

You're more likely to be sexually assaulted by a dolphin than eaten by a shark.

Most adults have 32 teeth and some have 4....It's just simple meth.

In the UK, houses that back on to each other have to be at least 21 metres apart because of a 1902 law. This is all about protecting a woman's modesty. This distance was decided by two topless men backing away from each other until they couldn't see each others nipples.

Having books or plants in your Zoom background makes you seem more trustworthy. Having a blurred background does the opposite.

Birth control implies the existence of birth chaos.

A 2015 survey of all age groups in Europe concluded that although Iceland have the kindest adults, German children are kinder.

You can cook a chicken by slapping it 49,000 times.

Cleopatra had a hollow squash she would fill with bees, shake and then use as a vibrator.

If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have to worry about food, bills or rent for the next 10 years regardless of your success.

If a public bathroom door is locked, don't forget to repeatedly try to open it to give the person using it paralysing anxiety.