A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.

The Porgs in Star Wars were devised to cover up the vast numbers of puffins that kept walking into shot.

In Star Wars, the Tie fighters are named after an item of clothing that wasn't to be invented for another 200 years.

Slightly diminish a film RoboPCSO

In 1986, 12 jurors got stuck in an Otis elevator in a courthouse on their way to hear a lawsuit against the Otis Elevator Company.

Birth control implies the existence of birth chaos.

Whoever put the b in to subtle, really knew what they were doing.

There are 96 bags of human poo on the moon.

Your immune system has the ability to kill you in 15 minutes.

The night before a day off, is more satisfying than the day off.

Water is heavier than butane because butane is a lighter fluid.

The year 2026 is currently the shortest on record.

The spice girls are the answer! Not all of them can carry oil very well but Geri can.

Pre means before and post means after. To use both together would be preposterous.

Damage to the right frontal cortex of the brain can cause a "compulsive need to constantly make and tell jokes".

When you die, your pupils are the last part of your body to stop living; they dilate.

All wine is mulled when you think about it.

If you Google 'missing medieval servant' you get a 404.

In January 2007, a woman was refused entry to the UK because immigration officials claimed it was ‘not credible’ that someone wanted to spend a week in Gateshead.

Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.

A cow is more aerodynamic than a Jeep Wrangler.

Human fingers can feel objects as small as 13 nanometres. As an example, if your finger was the size of the Earth, it could feel the difference between a house and a car. This is still not as sensitive as some presidents.

If something were to pierce your body and stays there for longer than 17 minutes, your body will start to push it out.

If you plan to dispose of a human body in water you should wrap it in chicken wire first. When the body bloats the wire cuts the skin and lets the gas out so it won't float to the surface. Or so I've heard.

After taking a recent poll it turns out 100% of the people in the tent were annoyed.

The ideal time to make a joke about something horrible is 36 days later.

The traitors is like doom scrolling on TV.

When you're dead, and you don't know you're dead, the pain is felt by others. The same thing happens when you're stupid.

Some people believe phobias are generated from how you died in a past life. Unrelated, back in 1881, for ten years, there was a serial killer who used to dress up as a clown.

More people have been to the moon than have won Takeshi's castle.

Yesterday broke the record for most simultaneous hugs received by men, after a social media campaign asked women to embrace their mistakes.

Imagine wrapping a rope around the equator, so that it touches the Earths surface. If you wanted to raise the rope by 1 metre all the way around, you would only need about 6 more metres of rope.

There is a scientific theory that says that no two people see a colour the exact same way. They believe they are a pigment of our imagination.

In China, Pretty Woman was called 'I will marry a prostitute to save money'.

You can be blocked from getting a Swiss passport if your neighbours find you too annoying.

Researchers at the University of Derby attached body cameras to cats to determine what they do all day. They discovered that cats do not like body cameras.

When Microsoft Japan shifted to a four-day work week, they saw a 40% productivity boost.

To avoid US libel suits, authors will sometimes make sure to note that a fictionalized person has a small penis. For libel, it must be obvious the real person and character are the same. Men rarely want to prove in court that they are obviously the character with a small penis.

New Yorkers bite 25 times more Americans than sharks do.

Your hair grows more quickly when you’re anticipating sex.

An eagle's eyesight is so good it could spot an ant from the top of a ten storey building. Dec is better at hiding though.

Epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydellänsäkäänköhä is the longest word in the Finnish language. It means ‘doubtful'.

One in seven UK banknotes carries traces of anal bacteria.

The urine of a Maned Wolf smells like marijuana. I think they must have recently become the most popular pet in Britain.

Wars kill more civilians than soldiers. In a war, the safest place to be is usually in the army.

In 1986, 12 jurors got stuck in an Otis elevator in a courthouse on their way to hear a lawsuit against the Otis Elevator Company.

Mentioning guacamole on your dating profile gets you 144% more responses.

When Spy magazine sent cheques for 13 cents to some of the world’s richest people, no one cashed them except a Saudi arms dealer and Donald Trump.

Johnny Cash’s estate once refused permission for his hit ‘Ring of Fire’ to be used in a commercial for haemorrhoid cream.