Dripping like I left the shower on, shawty walk around with 300k on.

Ice cream, I look like a lick 🤤

You know it costs to live like this, I got a bad lil boss bitch.

I got new glasses! Whatcha think? I love them!

2 week check up for my little dobbies

Don't stress, we all blessed my love.

More money = more problems.

Best friends forever ❣️

Lateralus - TOOL

I like throwing it back at different angles 😄 the deeper the better x

After playtime face ....

Snow Queen 👑

Happy New Year Friends! I am happy to announce I have entered into another exclusive arrangement. I will not be accepting appointments for the foreseeable future. I will be posting less so I have time to focus on my new foster dogs. I'm back at 16 doggies! Thank you!

Wishing Everyone a Merry Christmas 🎅 🎄

Merry Christmas lovers! 🎄

3rd time I've been sick this year and it's the second time a member of my family was the asshole who gave it to me. They literally live 500 miles away. I've seen them twice. I hardly ever get sick. WTF?

I got the PS5 and a BAD ASS 77in TV. Y'all I had to take the head rest out of my car to get it in. I got SO MUCH BAD ASS STUFF! My SD spoils the SHIT out of me. I got an LED light mask too! I'll post a picture once I get it all set up. It's going to take a few hours. GRATEFUL AF!

This is kind of an old thread but if you're in Texas I would recommend trying to get on the list! We need all the exposure we can get with all the problems going on with the OTHER app! 💜

I'm thinking of getting a PS5 for Christmas. Being with basically one gent (back with SD) I have LOTS of time on my hands. Is that the newest one? I don't even know how to work it. I haven't had a gaming system since the very first play station! Any game suggestions? I like RPGs.

Wishing you were here 😢

Hips for days 😉

I'm very close to entering another exclusive arrangement. If you're wanting to book, now would be the time.

"Hi" - please stop wasting my fucking time. "Hi" is not an appropriate opener when texting a lady. Let's try - "Hey Lexie, my name is X. I was interested in x, at x time, on x day. I'd love to hear back from you!" I guarantee this will get a response from any lady! Fucking fuck.

You're the gift I've been dreaming of - meet me under the mistletoe and let's make some memories. 🎄 It's been reported that I'm a fabulous kisser, and much, much more... - The Erotic Review ID 368665

Just in case you guys forgot - Peter Dinklage is in the movie Elf.

Gonna go shake my ass at the swingers club tonight in my Santa suit. Wish me luck 🤞

Showing skin because I can 👏

Nobody knows - because I fuck with him on the low. I wanna fuck in the mirror, I wanna look at your face while you in it. I got him addicted he fiending, my body a drug and he need it. ❤️

Suck on that 🍆 in some freezing cold weather - hands around my neck I swear this boy tryna to kill me. Taking his soul when I dance on the 🍆 spit in my mouth - I'm with all of that shit.

In case anyone is interested - The only thing I want for Christmas is gift cards to PetSmart or money on CA for doggy things. $230 yesterday on treats and another $110 at the Goodwill on blankets. I spend $130 a week on dog food. This is a monthly expense for my 10 fosters.

Throwing a stick for the dogs. I guess that's what I get for having soft girly hands LOL

Visit my website (lexielayne.com) for a Holiday Special. ❄️ 🎄 🎁 ⛄ 🎄 🎁 ⛄ ❄️ I'm offering 25% off extended appointments until December 31st! Don't miss out on an extra special Christmas present that's tailored just for YOU! ❄️ 🎄 🎁 ⛄ 🎄 🎁 ⛄ ❄️

During this Christmas season, remember that the story of Jesus may have been just a remake of the story of Dionysus

Relaxing on the couch after a lovely date with all of my true loves (not pictured 13 other dogs 😂) with a bloody mary, watching Victoria on Netflix. I have a truly beautiful life! This girl was my first rescue. Grabbed her off the street when she was heavy with pups. Now she's one of my soul dogs!

Hats make me happy ☺️

Happy Monday! Are you enjoying the cyber deals today? I'm almost done editing my website with new Christmas photos. Let me know what you think!

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I hope everyone's enjoying their Black Friday... 🛒 grab some gifts for your favorite lady! I know she'll appreciate it! 💋

Who else is having a Stranger Things marathon while they're cooking the turkey? 🦃

Happy Thanksgiving lovers and friends! We had an unexpected guest today in the backyard. This little guy comes here pretty often but it's always a blessing to see it here.

Thank you to the lovely gent who sponsored my Butcher Box subscription! I'm so excited! I love that I can change the items every month.

Your snow Princess awaits. ❄️

Christmas is right around the corner! What do you want to see under your tree?

I'm going to be an hour late because my FUXKING HAIR was being a BITCH. BUT - I'm still going to get some awesome photos!

A lovely dinner with amazing company!

I speak fluent sleigh 🛷

I added three new exercises to my workout routine today! I'm already feeling different and I've already been told once I look slimmer. I'm only two weeks in and I'm already seeing results! I am so proud of myself.

Can I wear my night dress to our playtime?