This is the ideal gay couple. You may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.

Caved in and finally started watching Heated Rivalry.

Welcome to Target

Me waiting for the Rapture:

When I see that, I hear this:

This is my Last Supper

I grew up on these streets.

The bra:

You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?

Not a cellphone in sight. Just people enjoying their lives.

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.

I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger. The gang:

Saw a chipmunk today. 🐿️ I adopted him (no, I didn't) and we're now best friends (no, we're not).

The main characters The scene stealer

Can I come over and stare at you like this?

Uhhh, the skunk wanted me to remind you all that life stinks.

What’s your sign?

Gays will be like "she saved my life" and it’s just Norma Bates' mummified corpse from Psycho.

Drop some PRACTICAL FX 🤯🖤

Me in my own little bubble:

What’s a line delivery you think about a lot?

How I arrived on Bluesky.

Repost with your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)

Coming up with my posts.

Me: “I’m okay.” Also me:

Sissy Spacek returns as Carrie White in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY. In theatres May 1, 2026

Me in the national security group chat

“Have you said ‘thank you’ even once?"

Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack playing in your head.

Me after watching the news for 5 seconds:

You have been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

Share any scene that is pure cinema! 🎥

Share a jump scare 😱🎥📺 Sinister (2012)

The following is a Public Service Announcement:

Without downloading new pics/vids where are you mentally.

Me and the three people who read my skeets.

Them: "Can you shut up?" Me, being petty:

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

The church y'all attend:

Quote-post with the first DVD you ever bought, and show these newbies who they're dealing with. #Filmsky In 2002, we bought a PS2 which served as our first DVD player. Saw this at Future Shop (R.I.P.) and snatched it up like it was nobody's business. Been chasing that high ever since.

Improve a movie with "fuck." Fuck Ever Happened To Baby Jane?

Drop someone SCREAMING 😱

The floor is lava (Cat Edition)

About to go grocery shopping. Y'all need anything? Some fresh veg? Chips? A will to live?

This is my getaway vehicle.

This is how I flirt:

Santa, after seeing how naughty y'all have been:

Replace a word in a movie title with 'butthole'. Invasion of the Butthole Snatchers (1956/1978)

When the edible hits: