There’s dried blood on my pillow which idk where it came from

trans women and Agartha males fighting over the BEST DRINK ever

this dude just evil to be evil

I forgot how nice of an addition this was

I made a new twitter account @butters_hatchet I’ll most likely never post anything on it and just use it to be able to look at tweets

Amazing physique but you can put all that on a t shirt instead of inking it on your body

Bitchass school in Sofia put cameras in the bathrooms

13 more monsters until 2026

Isn’t it common knowledge that twitter has pedophiles

Same guy who almost killed Jotaro is having his ass handed to him by a dead cat

Anyone who can teach me how to play either counter strike or dota?

No way bro is listening to Coldplay rn

How to achieve this facial expression

Josuke save me

If Zeus is good he’ll strike my literature and P.E. teacher simultaneously

be a pussy and neither smoke or drink

chainsaw man if denji was tom and refined

Peak can be found in all genres of media

I want to sleep and never do literature homework again

What’s a fridge that warms food called

Heaviest song I’ve ever heard

Haven’t played any of them lol but my winner guess is expedition 33

SONIC!!!!! RACING!!!!!!!!! CROSSWORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I have kids I’ll not let them play gta I’m giving them final fantasy, yakuza and dark souls

Never use a tinted sunscreen my face looks like it came out of a tanning salon

If anyone follows me on twitter or just remembers my twitter @ can you tell it to me? I forgot it and I want to gain access back to look at art.

Not taking a haircut was my greatest decision ever

Customer: WORK VAN, THE T IS SILENT. DMV: TWERK VAN Verdict: DENIED

Riced up my Linux desktop, mwah mwah chefs kiss 💋 When a window is open it hides the all 3 bars below, they reappear when the mouse curser goes near any of them. The red dot at the bottom left is virtual desktops are in use, I gotta learn to use them lol

What gif pops up when you type your name?

God bless the flag

HOW MANY FUCKING PEOPLE ARE FLIRTING WITH MY BOT /nm /lh

This is not culturally appropriate 🤑

You didn't read the boss blind before you started, did you?

I have a relative that’s a police officer does that automatically make me a fed

That’s called constipation

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

I KNO U WANT IT, THE THING THAT MAKES ME 🗣🗣

I want to touch you

Habemus papam

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Who are the hardest working people in the US? The hispanics. Who are one of the worst paid people in the US? The hispanics. Who are the people you see in the park spending time with their kids and cooking up BBQ? The hispanics. They have something you can’t get with money. Latinos and Latinas! 🤑🤑