Never use a tinted sunscreen my face looks like it came out of a tanning salon

If anyone follows me on twitter or just remembers my twitter @ can you tell it to me? I forgot it and I want to gain access back to look at art.

Not taking a haircut was my greatest decision ever

Customer: WORK VAN, THE T IS SILENT. DMV: TWERK VAN Verdict: DENIED

Riced up my Linux desktop, mwah mwah chefs kiss 💋 When a window is open it hides the all 3 bars below, they reappear when the mouse curser goes near any of them. The red dot at the bottom left is virtual desktops are in use, I gotta learn to use them lol

What gif pops up when you type your name?

God bless the flag

HOW MANY FUCKING PEOPLE ARE FLIRTING WITH MY BOT /nm /lh

This is not culturally appropriate 🤑

You didn't read the boss blind before you started, did you?

I have a relative that’s a police officer does that automatically make me a fed

That’s called constipation

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

I KNO U WANT IT, THE THING THAT MAKES ME 🗣🗣

I want to touch you

Habemus papam

👊🇺🇸🔥

Who are the hardest working people in the US? The hispanics. Who are one of the worst paid people in the US? The hispanics. Who are the people you see in the park spending time with their kids and cooking up BBQ? The hispanics. They have something you can’t get with money. Latinos and Latinas! 🤑🤑

Chat how’s my hairline

I don’t feel comfortable around this song Hope the coffin of Andy and Leyley fans like it though

Being a legislator has to be the 2nd best job out there in terms of pay you receive for the amount of time you work. NSFW furry artist is 1st not because I think they work less (they prolly work more lawmakers lazy asl) but because it’s probably more fun to draw cock than vote laws

It’s scary to be a top in a world of bottoms

I’m rock solid

Save a horse Ride a cowboy

Good morning gangsters

Eevees at home

good morning cupcakes

I’m like Kanye West but instead of being a nazi and a dumbass I’m just a dumbass

Am I balding here’s a picture of me for reference

Happy easter Carti I need that pp pp

Remember when someone played Tifa porn in the Italian parliament? Someone needs to do this in the US but with Cloud and Barret

this is peak

The most transphobic teenage boys grow into the prettiest cat girls

Bedrock stinks can’t even name my singleplayer world “I like ass”

Bestie bought P5 I don’t want to spoil anything but I also want to talk about the game

gm lovely people

I’m laying on my side and my dick slipped out from my underwear those are the issues of having a big cock 💔

I could devour a head of lettuce rn

A poem my dad helped me type on the computer when I was 5