my need for sleepy is fighting with my urge to jork it

finding out codsworth is programed to say MY name is awsiem

yin and yang more like yiff and wang

IRIN LUNG WUZ AWSOME!!!

year of the horse btw

scp thats just a seemingly normal ballpoint pen except one time when someone clicked it it just exploded and then instantly reformed and became a normal pen again and we have no idea why it did that and don’t know if it will do it again

guys here me out deylayed dissolving toilet paper so that if you clog the toilet you just need to wait for a minute or so and it will clear itself

sorry to my 25 follower, ive been neglecting you guys (ignore the michal jorkin post that doesnt countt) but trust me big things are in the works

call me michal jorkin

@starfckzinc.bsky.social NO WAY

30 minutes in subnatica bz: I HATE SEA MONKEYS!!!!!! 2 hours in: Oh my Godddd I fucking LOVE smonkeys!! (Sea Monkey)

mmmm ough… ah… ooo……. (me seeing the deathclaw in the show)

yeah… i justd made 20 cents by selling a random trading card on steam yeah, i guess im just an entrepnewr

mmm full of soup…

just got generation zero and its cool bc i saw a giant robot in the distance standing next to a weird looking building and though “damn that robots huge” and the the building started MOVING bc it was an even bigger robot

ram to expensive im gonna build my own

im so used to playing an argonian or kajit in sskyrim that i just realized the other races can get foob poisonin??

101 gecs

if u havnt had th preztle pupster from chechers/rallys go get it its so good…

fuck you bethesda fucking lazy piece of shit devs cant fucking fix a nine year old bug and just break everything they fucking touch stupid fucking dog shit developers

i wanna chang th wold… buf i dont now if i shold…

need a cute twink bf with an ass that tastes like rainbow sherbert rn

playing farcry 5 like a rougelite rn one of the best ideas ive ever had

need a woman with that mrs doubtfire build

time to send the jerma thanksgiving video to everyone in my contacts

ive never watch the macys paride b4 but why is lubobo there why is it there go away

oh hey 20 foloers thags cool thnks guys

is it possible to have a kink for hi-vis vests

i haven’t heard anyone talk about ai poisoning in a really long time and that makes me scared

mmmmfhhg… sonar…. ouag……

who gets to decide what makes a “terrible person“? like, do you just take the average of every human and if you’re “bad” below a certain point from the average you’re “terrible“? because thats dumb i think

feel free to use this idea: making a sub use a straw to drink piss bc it forces them to drink slower so they “enjoy” and “savor” the taste longer

these two from Monstrum are my number one favorite ship

pretty sure i walked into a different dimension bc wtf is sponch

well ive officially been blocked for the first time lol dont even know why i literally started following an artist i liked and checked back a day later and they blocked me

“the bear trap” would be a really good name for a gay bar

just did like a little movie marathon thing, everyone needs to watch novocaine and fight or flight back to back (in whichever order) immediately it’s an experience

i love monster mind but are we deadass? i lost %20 of my rank bc i was fifty seconds late? %20? are we fucking serous?

using blender for the first time is a MISERABLE experience holy shit

the dilemma of shaving: shold i shave bc i prefer how it looks for me? or Should I leave it because it’s probably the closest I’ll ever get to fur?

hehe my bals or somethin

an invisible sign has the most insane scene of any movie ever i think

playing The Forest on ps4 feels so much more nostalgic than on pc for some reason

play beyblades on a hot pan for added fun

finally got palworld and holy shit its so fun nintendog lawyers need to leave it alone

just found out ive been treading water wrong my entire fuxking life

how tf are there NINE duck life games i tough it ended at like 5

someone should make a ice/snow themed dog/wolf sona and name it Slush Puppy

how would two bird furries (featheries?) kiss? like, do they lock beaks? is it like when flint lockwood or gru tries to kiss someone

they should make see through dirt for people who take care of worms and stuff