just turned my backyard into chiller city

is this poison ivy

just saw a cop parallel park for the first time ever instead of pulling onto the sidewalk or stopping in the middle of the street

got drafted by my really fun frisbee team from 2024 so my summer is going to be extra epic 😇

it's insane how many ring cameras there are

i started doing a project on my own time that's rather similar to what i do at work but since im in charge i can get revenge on my job by doing it way better and easier and less annoying and it's even kinda fun

i have this ancient can of air freshener in my bathroom that i loathe the scent of and i keep hiding it but somehow guests keep finding and using it

electrolysis hurts so bad dude i almost forgot

just read thru the permacomputing wiki and i can't tell if i'm repulsed or into it.. i've been thinking about a website design since yesterday and maybe trying to brush up on my web skills and use them for my friends

getting kind of good at cooking in my stainless steel pan, i dig it

ohh i'm so bad at playing guitar and i don't want to fix it

二枚毛布の下裸婦ちゃんは本当に嬉しかった

i got sushi and caught up on sumo and while eating sushi and watching sumo i was like this is really such a weeb activity but i'm just so inured to it it's just tuesday to me even though it's sunday

死にたいいいいい

just experienced the disrespectful gen z stare in earnest for the first time and i understand why everyone complains about it now i almost socked him

あんなに大失敗しまして私は眠て出来ません　＿|￣|○

also while i'm complaining literally everyone who isn't me follows insanely too closely to the car in front while driving and it makes me insane

crazy how whole swathes of this country smell like animal shit 24/7 and nobody gaf

ピンポ〜ン！

saw two movies today and one was way better than expected and one way worse

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idk how anyone reads 漢字 with anything smaller than like 24pt font i can barely read romaji when its smaller than that

took gf to doctor and when we got home she made me put dog going to the doctor videos on

feels so good to be outside

the library is so cool

had the smartest idea ever today

one of my most autistic things is i wish i could have even less finger nail like what if my fingers were real smooth, i freak tf out if they get longer than like 2mm free edge

it's crazy how good i can learn from a class and homework when im not being forced to do it

pull up bar goes totally crazy. back pain fixed in two weeks one simple trick

guy who has been mishearing it as 音げ様

the year is 2048. a 40 year old british man lurks outside a petrol station waiting to ask a 50 year old british man to buy him cigarettes

日本語の授業でしゅう先生は私が日本語上手言いました笑。二回！

i've been bored lately

too much citric acid in the 麦茶 so its kinda like drinking sweat

gf wanted me to "retweet" this but she didn't have bsky

im so good at cooking yummy food and also getting red stuff on my white shirts

microplaned my fingy a bit

the bar closest to my house is opening at noon again and i'm nostalgic for when i could drink without feeling like shit like that would be so awesome right now a beer outdoors but it would ruin the rest of my day...

mouse just ran across the floor i'm this bar hell yeah dude we are all listening to creed together

"Beef should be cheaper!!!1!" Bzzt. Wrong. The price of beef should be Death

despite the power going out in the middle of the cycle i managed to make this bread machine i found in the sidewalk delivery a pretty tasty loaf

i haven't been able to find my stupid apple pencil for days and i've been in the mood to draw the whole time grr

anki cards done and bike rided before 8:30 now i get to go the dmv and then do my taxes lmao

experiencing a rare form of tummy ache that i wish upon none of you

there was meat lasagna at party ln and i apologized for not eating it and in explaining myself i referred to me and my other veg friend who was there as "believing in the nicer world that doesn't exist"

いつも間にか

i hate america

being blonde and having a gf who is shorter than me and has short brown hair is like cheat codes for finding drawings to send to her and say "this is us"

gf and i ate 7 eggs today

in my opinion you don't need to put ice in the water to shock a boiled egg. just cold water is fine. we need to stop normalizing having an ice maker in recipes. making ice is actually a huge pain in the ass.