At the theater with my family seeing a Neil Diamond musical but still had to get my vote in 🙂‍↕️ #loveislandusa

Food challenge tonight #loveislandusa

This was so fun and so cute! I was laughing the whole way through and crying at the end 10/10

Put on a fun lil movie after bb and this absolutely stacked cast…

JUST FELL TO MY KNEES IN A PARKING LOT THANK GOD SHES NOT STAYING #bb28

Bf and I simultaneously yelling “WHYYYYYY” when rachel walked in 😭 #bb28

We do quarterly secret buddies at work where we pick a random coworker and get them a lil treat. Mine this quarter is a big bb fan and I want to get her something for her #bb28 watching experience. I’m a casual though so I need help PLEASE BLOOMFS GIVE ME IDEAS 🙏🏼

I’m not watching #loveislandusa live tonight, did any new info come up that I need to know to be a fully informed voter???

Wait she used to be on Barstool lmao #bb28

Starting tonight’s #loveislandusa episode with exactly 3 minutes to spare between when the episode ends and when voting ends

We are hosting a special 50/50 raffle tonight, with 100% of the proceeds benefiting the American Red Cross’ Venezuelan relief efforts following last week’s devastating earthquakes. We invite all fans, at The K or watching from home, to participate if they are able.

I turned Dutch for the day!!

Electricity company is working in my neighborhood today and the power just went out 😃 I was going to go to the library to work but didn’t think about the fact that I need power to open the garage door 😃 now I’m stuck here unless I want to walk miles with my 10 lb work bag in 90 degree heat 😃

Genuinely what the fuck does this mean

Been done with the episode because I skipped through all the letters lmao there’s something about this episode that I just really don’t give a fuck like on fuckin tired of these people #loveislandusa

I wish I could watch on 2x speed #loveislandusa

I actually need them to do something other than a recoupling because baby I’m getting BORED #loveislandusa

This weekend’s big finish!! Finally getting more confidence to make things other than easy blankets and small, quick projects 🤭 Crochet is still really fuckin hard though lmao

Been listening to OR3 on repeat all weekend and every time I get to expectations, I need to listen like 5 times before moving on to cigarette smoke

I WONT SETTLE FOR A GUY WITH A FAKE JOB THEY SEEM SO DESPERATE FOR LOVING BUT BABY IM NOT

And now he’s an NBA champion 🥹

Most recent crochet finish 🤩🤩 these smaller projects are really helping me figure out my tension—I think this is my best finish yet!!

Now why would they word it like that…

Eyes closed while she’s saying Ciara’s her best friend Eyes down and to the left while saying she and West became really good friends this summer Those are the eyes of a LIAR

Kayda, Zach and Bryce giving off major Challengers vibes #loveislandusa

Kyle Cooke revealing that West Wilson had a HIDDEN “full blown relationship” while filming This is now the 2nd guy to have this happen (Ben too) but neither of them got FIRED like Bailey did last season…? That’s a double standard. #SummerHouse

What the fuck is a mouth mullet… #loveislandusa

Love my bf so much but something about being in a hotel room, watching #loveislandusa with my lil snacks all by myself just heals my soul

“I’m a Gemini moon which makes sense because I get emotional… at night” kenzie PLEASE GIRL 😭 #loveislandusa

Just got back to my hotel so I couldn’t catch summer house live but love island is officially ON

I’m on a work trip so I can’t watch #loveislandusa live tonight or tomorrow

GUYS I just found another Bravo connection… one of my coworkers is related to Rulla and I guess the whole family has known about Brian cheating for YEARS and they’ve been trying to tell her but she’s just always been this stubborn about it 😭 #rhori

Shuffle knows what day it is 🙂‍↕️🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Learning how to crochet has been the best thing to ever happen to my work travels Seriously nothing is better than working on a project and watching vpr uninterrupted for a few hours 😌

These are SO good omg

Started watching #OffCampus thinking I was getting a fun lil YA romance drama and now I’m sobbing more at a tv show than I have in YEARS omg

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I’m in charge of designing a monthly/seasonal banner for our internal website at work so I’m spending my day today making Pride and Juneteenth graphics hehehe

Are any of my bloomfs poppi connoisseurs and can you tell me if these flakes are normal 😭

wtf is up with this “Travis kelce and his girlfriend” bs??? She has a name AND they’re engaged, she is not his girlfriend It’s giving incel

A kid I graduated high school with is playing basketball right in front of taylor swift right now And im on my couch watching them on tv 🙃

Mind you…… I do actually like a few of his songs unironically so I was dancing my lil heart out last night 🤭

I have more Jesse Solomon videos to post but @bsky.app apparently just decided to stop working and not let me post any videos at all 🙃

Lives were changed that day (mine)

It’s officially Jesse Solomon night 🙂‍↕️ #summerhouse

Barbara Sprouse*

WHACK HIM AGAIN

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The duality of man (me being a flip flopper)

I’ve been lowkey getting dopamine hits from making controversial comments on bravo subreddits, then never responding and watching people argue with themselves