WHACK HIM AGAIN

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The duality of man (me being a flip flopper)

I’ve been lowkey getting dopamine hits from making controversial comments on bravo subreddits, then never responding and watching people argue with themselves

I must’ve needed a good cry this morning because why did I just sob at Brittany finding out Jax cheated on her with Faith…… I’ve watched this fuck ass show more times than I can count and I’ve NEVER done that lmao

Kiana is so cool… wtf does she see in schwartz lmao #thevalley

God kyle is so fucking exhausting 🫩 imagine someone bringing up something you did that hurt them and instead of taking a single ounce of accountability, you turn yourself into the victim and start screaming at and fighting them… embarrassing for a middle-aged man to be acting this way #summerhouse

Crocheting while my hair color develops and my hair lady said I look like a lil grandma And I took that as a compliment 🥰

I’m watching The Devil Wears Prada for the first time (I KNOW I KNOW) and… am I supposed to be on Andy’s side re: Nate & her old friends?? Like she completely missed his birthday party and generally changed every single thing about herself. I’d be pissed too!!!

This Met gala in particular:

“I fucking love this shit”

Judge is ordering a mutual PO for Dakota and taylor (100 ft)! He also keeps saying he’s wary (not weary, clock it amanda) that Dakota would manipulate supervised custody for Taylor to use it against her. He also said he sees Dakota’s behavior as calculated, while Taylor’s seems more reactive #slomw

Amanda not knowing the difference between weary and wary makes sense #summerhouse

Made myself a lil granny square coaster for my desk 🥰

Guys what did Danny mean when he called Janet and Jason camernaum?? I googled it and all I found was a movie and that it was “Jesus’ city” but I don’t get it 😭 am I just dumb 😭😭 #thevalley

Got very minimal sleep last night but got my ass to the office today anyway please clap

Texts from bf #summerhouse

saw this Bible verse today

Guys what the fuck 😭😭 this is horrible #summerhouse www.tmz.com/2026/04/29/w...

Now why is amanda speaking like SHE’S the one who’s mad at CIARA???? I wasn’t feeling immense anger towards her before but she’s gonna piss me the fuck off with this attitude #summerhouse

YALLLLLL the exes are banding together 🙂‍↕️ GET HIM!!!!!! #themcbeedynasty

Scum of the fucking EARTH #themcbeedynasty

All of my bloomfs who haven’t watched The McBee Dynasty yet now have homework to go watch Seasons 1 & 2 before 3 comes out next month 🙂‍↕️

@bsky.app just absolutely refusing to save photo edits when posting ok cool

STEVEN PLEASE #themcbeedynasty

Steven McBee posted on his story about his gf cheating on him at stagecoach, posted a video on the grid about how he shouldn’t have done that but also calls her a whore in the same breath, and now she’s posting on her stories with the guy she allegedly cheated with 😭😭 THE MESS Y’ALL #themcbeedynasty

I unfortunately do see what all the hubbub was about for brad pitt back in the day now though because holy FUCK he’s hot in fight club

🚨 Madonna & Sabrina Carpenter officially announce new collaboration, “Bring Your Love.” Out Thursday.

Bf and I went to go see Fight Club in theaters last night and after having to basically beg them to start the movie 30 minutes after showtime (no trailers were playing or anything, just blank screen & lights on), the movie PAUSED for like 10 minutes a quarter of the way through

Dear god these are the fugliest nails I’ve ever seen

I have a new pair of glasses that are supposed to be delivered by 9 pm today… yeahhhhhh not sure that’s gonna happen 🙃

Haven’t watched any of my shows this week so my Friday evening will be spent on the couch high crocheting with my close personal bravolebrity friends on my screen

Breakfast of champions (I have a 13 hour work day ahead of me)

My brother and future SIL’s wedding photographer is posting pics on their insta stories from a wedding they did recently and West is in one of them 😭😭

Opened the Netflix app on my tv, which admittedly I have not done in a very long time, and there’s some random account logged in???? With names of people neither bf nor I know?? And it works, it doesn’t tell me the account doesn’t belong at my household or whatever????? What the fuck????????????????

I wish I could give all my bloomfs crocheted blankets as a token of my love

Everyone’s encouragement here for my crocheting has made me feel so warm and fuzzy inside, I can’t wait to make more things and show yall 🥰🥰

Royals press conference today, everybody start casting ur spells so they announce the new stadium is going in across the street from my office building

ROYALS WIN LOSING STREAK OVER

Guys!!!!

Started learning how to crochet yesterday 🥰 IT’S FUCKING HARD

This is why the royals lost

The mayor of kansas city btw #summerhouse

Jk the storm skipped right over me 🥰 we love to see another day!!

90 mph winds headed straight for my house 🤠

We have storms coming in today that are apparently so bad that schools are releasing early to get kids home before they hit & that is NOT normal for us We usually take our tornados straight from the school hallway

Watching this these past few episodes has been 😖😖😖 Plus being with Ciara while she’s upset about West completely disregarding her and making out with someone right next to her, then turning around and ALSO completely disregarding her only months later??? Dirty #summerhouse

Been ranting to myself today because people are idiots about jb and I don’t argue with idiots so I refuse to take it online but seeing this just made me feel better