Me, crawling out of the brain rot hole I’ve been in the past few months for grammys content

Now why did kyle need to release a statement that basically said “amanda was wrong; i didn’t sleep at a fan’s apartment, i just didn’t do coke to keep me awake through a gig & 2 after parties so i fell asleep at a fan’s apartment. Oh and also it’s Amanda’s fault because she didn’t come to my gig” ??

AGAIN?! Red zone… baby… what is going on 😭

Red zone must have a disgruntled employee who pulled the plug on the audio because wtf is this static???

He brought me to Texas Roadhouse 🥰 NEEDED steak after this bloodbath

It’s my 4 year anniversary with bf and my period is sending me through the depths of hell 😃 literally why today of all days

My younger cousin talked me into getting a squishmallow and now I’m obsessed

I bought It Ends With Us from the thrift store today to rip the pages out and turn into a junk journal. Going to get rid of all of the bad juju by making it pretty :)

5 day weekend + wine and #dwts finale with the bestie

If yall wanted to know how my week is going… currently watching last night’s dwts, I’m 10 minutes in I’ve cried twice

It got me with 4imprint this morning 😓

Working on a Monday, having Tuesday off, then having to go back to work the rest of the of the week should be illegal. Just give us the whole week WHY NOT

My front yard last night :))))

Mauricio jump scare on #dwts tonight

Someone actually said this to me in person this weekend and I laughed in her face because ????

The best of the best. Bobby Witt Jr. has been awarded the 2025 American League Platinum Glove!

I wasted such a good outfit for NOTHING because none of the girls saw it UGH

Came to dinner with bf’s college friends but every gf/wife bailed but me so now im just hanging out with a bunch of dudes for the night 🙃

Working in affordable housing and having to look at this every time I go to the HUD website 🫩

People are seriously worried about the “integrity of the show” on… *checks notes* dancing with the stars???? All because Andy Richter is still on?? We cannot be for real right now y’all, lighten tf up 💀 #dwts

Finally restocked my ADHD meds so you’ll catch me doing every single task I’ve been putting off for the last month today 🥰

This feels like a huge win for the whole country :,)

We have agreed to terms on a two-year contract with C Salvador Perez through the 2027 season!

People has named Jonathan Bailey the Sexiest Man Alive of 2025.

Voting blue for mayor in my already blue lil city in Kansas and sending ALL of that energy to friends in NYC today!! I wish I could vote for Zohran myself!

Idk if my emetaphobia is going to be able to handle this episode of #rhoslc 🥴

This kid I went to college with is a sports podcaster and he did an episode with West today wtf 😭

Met up with bf and his coworkers for a happy hour after work and they gave me a standing ovation when I walked in, which turned into the whole bar giving me a standing ovation 😭 I usually prefer being invisible but I can’t lie, I kinda liked that one 🤭

Anybody else just watch West and Jesse act like damn fools behind the Jonas Brothers during their World Series performance?? #summerhouse

At this point, I just really need Juliet’s friend who was “problematic” in Amanda’s life to come on #rholdn next season because wtf happened?!

HE PASSED!!!!!!

“Oh it’s 6:55 am and all of the lights in these houses are still off, indicating that the whole neighborhood is still sleeping? Time to JACKHAMMER” -the construction crew working in my neighborhood, probably

Jackhammering before 7 am should be ILLEGAL

“It fuckin never fuckin works, man” 😭

The KC No Kings protests happening all over making me emo today :,)

Dusting off my manifesting skills this morning 🧘🏻‍♀️

On a work trip in Boston, sitting in my upgraded suite, watching Greek, enjoying my delicious coffee and breakfast, then remembering I have to ACTUALLY work while I’m here UGH

Fork found in kitchen!! (So happy for them 🤭)

🚨 Taylor Swift announces new six-part docuseries ‘Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour | The End of an Era’ coming to Disney+ on December 12th. Accompanied by a new concert film for her final Eras Tour show, titled ‘Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour | The Final Show.’

Guys I need HELP my bf is super upset, he’s so panicked over his PE coming up. When I cried as a kid, my parents just yelled at me to stop being a baby so I never learned how to properly comfort someone… what do I say/do to help soothe the panic and help him calm down???

Me at all hours of the day:

My dog immediately after puking in my bed: (Don’t look at my gluey walls, we’re in the process of removing decades old wallpaper and repainting lmao)

She’s already said she’s not itching to tour again anytime soon so probably not that. I honestly think it might be a second sister album which would be LIT (The people saying she’s probably pregnant are deeply disturbed and need to reevaluate how they talk about women and their bodies)

Huge missed opportunity for the NFL not having British ppl announcing the London games smh

I have accidentally been really good at sports betting lately like I won $300+ in free bets just off of vibes and have already turned some of that that into $250 of real money, also just based off of vibes

WHAAAATTTTTTTT

I have DeVonta Smith, AJ Brown, Dallas Goedert, and Jake Elliot between all of my fantasy teams AKA I’m rooting for the Giants to score so the Eagles are forced to pass and kick field goals 😃

My student loan provider is so real for this lmao “let’s just wait until that man is done, then we can revisit this”