In one hour's time, I will be doing a charity speedrun of Tomb Raider 3 for the Breast Cancer Research Foundation!! It is my job to beat the game, and it is *YOUR* job to stop me! Come hang out!! www.twitch.tv/threealpaca

OSA is gonna make us lose access to fucking wikipedia write to your MPs.

Holy fuck Lara Croft controls like a mountain goat

Starting sooooon www.twitch.tv/threealpaca

Gonna stream Tomb Raider in about an hour. Never properly played the first three games and it feels like I'm missing out on some gaming history there.

STARTING SOON GAMERS www.twitch.tv/threealpaca

Gonna stream Bastion in about 50 minutes. Be there or be uncool

Gotta say... I'm really enjoying streaming. I knew I wanted to give it a go but there's always the fear that the reality will ruin it, but thus far it's a good time.

God this Limbo achievement is fucking hard. The absolute panic of a new area with sub-5 deaths remaining bricks you into making mistakes

Or maybe on Monday.

TONIGHT WE DEFEAT LIMBO www.twitch.tv/threealpaca

I will *DEFEAT* Limbo. www.twitch.tv/threealpaca

Limbo is some bullshit.

LIVE with LIMBO www.twitch.tv/threealpaca

Gonna stream Limbo in an hourish. The achievement *will* be achieved.

It turns out completing the evil child game in less than five deaths is actually quite difficult. Mr. Limbo will be back on FRIDAY and we will WIN.

STREAM is NOW www.twitch.tv/threealpaca

I will once again be LIVESTREAMING a VIDEO GAME in approximately 40 MINUTES. I will try to get the No Point in Dying achievement for besting the game with five deaths or less in Limbo despite not having PLAYED IT in YEARS.

LIVE NOW COME WATCH

Gonna stream Thank Goodness You're Here in like an hour. I'll be the judge of how British it is. www.twitch.tv/threealpaca

I know I'm not the first person to say it but man does Baldur's Gate 3 need some work in that third act. Amazing game, and act three is still better than a fair number of other games, but some really odd choices towards the end there. A Divinity-style Extended Edition would be great.

Drank a prosecco last night (bottle). Can someone send me this picture please

20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 19: The Godfather (2006) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 18: Dark Souls III (2016) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 17: Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons (2013) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 16: Hitman: Contracts (2004) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 15: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (1999) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

Finally decided to move to spotify like a grown-up instead of just keeping a YouTube playlist of songs I like, and they don't even have the versions of two songs I really like, including one of my top ten favourites. Bad bad start.

Man I need to finish that 20 days thing.

20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 14: Pirates of the Caribbean (2003) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 13: Spider-Man (2002) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 12: Psychonauts (2005) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 11: Rise of Nations (2003) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 10: Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga (2007) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 9: Freedom Force (2001) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 8: Freedom Force (2002) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 7: Mass Effect (2007) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 6: Kingdom Hearts II (2005) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 5: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

Just saw a picture of a spider and it fucked up my life. Can't even blame anyone. Looked at wikipedia article for spider vision, on my phone, in bed, like idiot. Saw article photo. Had to scroll and quickly close page. Jesus christ.

20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 4: Halo 3 (2007) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 3: Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast (2002) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

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20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 2: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (2006) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

The trick is to remember to keep doing it.

Yeah sure why not. 20-Day Video Game Challenge. Choose 20 video games that greatly influenced you. There are no explanations, no reviews, just pictures. Day 1: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords (2004) #GamesChallenge #PromoSky

Watching the Melody of Memory cutscenes makes me wonder what Nomura is actually trying to do with Kairi. Those shenanigans with the final boss are so unbelievably egregious.

Every time someone says "Sid Meier's..." I hope it's going to be Pirates, and it never is.

Xemnas

We're not calling them skeets. They're skweets. I'm skweeting right now.