that fuck ass ram's player really has me rooting for the fucking seahawks tonight i'm so mad

ITS TIIIIIIIIME!!! Come hang out with my friends and I for the 5th Anniversary of Glitter Ball as we raise donations for @feedingamerica.org ! In the thread below I’ll share everyone’s info! 🧵⬇️

this is not important but i was correct in ALL my predictions when discussing week 11 with two people who like to place bets on the games but one of them didn't listen to me because they "dont bother with coach drama or injuries" and "you don't bet on teams anyway" enjoy ur no money i guess🤪

not to dick ride but the way characters in ow2 will ignore you if youve been choosing dialogue that implies you dont respect them is delightful and i love it. like no ur right, this is actually a consequence of my own behavior and completely reasonable a skill check/gift doesnt magically fix it

i yearn for a concert

i was talking to my lyft today about quality shoes and how i stopped buying doc martens cause their quality got worse over the years and he went "oh wow you were a neo nazi!" and the way i just stared at him like

ive never had a fucking apartment hold my lease hostage so im gonna go cough on them

good news is i just got an increase in job security, bad news is 3 people quit from overwhelming workload over the weekend and that was probably why they tried to call me in on my day off

insane that metallica is getting thrown under the bus because racists couldnt be bothered to watch happy gilmore 2 and learn who bad bunny is lmfaoooo

author fumbling the last 2hrs of the book by having the woman protag bounce back within 12hrs of being raped and throw herself at the main character because he was sad he lost a moral debate that didnt even make sense?? im losing it lmfao

i want a tortilla jersey

me watching nfl drama videos and seeing the cardinals in clips/screenshots

my doctors gonna be disappointed my testosterone is low again 👉👈🥺 im doing my best boss

i think i accidentally flirted with the front desk woman out of like, anxiety💀

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i dont think i was conscious or alive when the oilers became the titans but i wonder if those fans were as massive fucking babies about it like some commanders fans are these days like oh my god get the fuck over it broooo

i'm listening to a guest complain about their room sayin it looks like a motel 6 and it's literally just because their fridge wobbles and they go "you know these hourly workers... you'd think they check the fridges" and front desk agreed and i'm standing there like

never watched an episode of shameless but i adore whatever the fuck those two gay dudes had goin on

got richard'd by dragon's dogma 2 and got sucked into a way longer and more emotional ending then i expected and the game was like "guess who unlocked new game plussss <3" like please i'm wounded but also yeah get me in there girl

listening to a book that spent a solid 5 minutes just fucking tearing this kid apart for being a geek "this kid came out the womb and the doctors could tell he was a fuckin nerd" CHILL OUT he's like 10 lmfaoooo

drawing with friends night

no book has ever got me so upset for a character before. if they start wildly swinging at ppl with an axe i'm popping champagne to celebrate

update: still nothing. i wont give up chat.

it is so annoying being attracted to people in their 30s to 50s when i look like i forgot my lollipop and propeller hat before walking out the door

the front desk woman who is really weird around me just tried to gaslight me and my manager by INSISTING she physically saw and heard me speaking perfect spanish to my coworker who does not speak spanish, but speaks navajo. i ALSO dont speak spanish??? like huh???

friend made honestly the best case i could ever hear for getting back into cassette tapes so i can have physical media of my metal bands again. it is time to bring the hello kitty cassette player that got me through middle school and highschool back from the dead

being into aliens is so embarrassing cause why am i watching a video of people seeing what is so obviously a light reflection and they're saying its an alien stfu stupid ass

i forgot my players wanna turn their warlock into a robot today jesus christo

i was ready to start a problem on 3rd floor because i was hot and overstimulated but now im on 2nd floor where the ac works and everything is fine and im normal now

im fe fates biggest hater but they did go nuts with "Lost in Thoughts All Alone" and i'll always respect that

cupids girl is what i wanted padam to be

its so annoying when there is clearly a gay vibe between characters in a book but i know it doesnt have the lgbtqia tag so its not going anywhere 😒

my new phone is great for 5$ but im never getting Motorola again because im not fuckin stupid i dont need a notification everytime i open an app for u to tell me its draining the battery fuck off

3 weeks of work just for a bit lmao see ya at prideball!

theres a war on my tiktok rn between marvel fans who might also have a side gig in eating drywall, and everyone else who knows wonder woman is like, THE superhero lmfao

have to take a break from reading. dude in this book described his wife's nipples "like two scabs against the bloodless white of her skin" and i-

just learned ive been carrying a pipebomb around in my pocket for god knows how long lmfao

they're bringing back grifball next week, happy pride to me specifically

bbc dragging me back into hell after they revealed who the new Doctor is😭

may was a slow month

🗣️John he's crying on the course

i have every notification off except text and call for emergencies but that apparently doesn't apply to apps sending me a "let us show you notifications" notification that makes me then uninstall whatever app has the balls to do that lmao

there should be a joe rogan just for me. i would have him run errands

was catching up on podcasts and mario lopez fucking goes "get rid of all cuban boxers" because one dude had a horrible fight last week like jesus christ dude WHAT?? we shall be looking for a new boxing podcast🤸

i need the reddening to wrap it up quicker cause i cannot take these british people doing cannibalism seriously at all lmfao

i switched back to last fm to track my music and it feels like coming home. maybe i should get winamp again too

For the moms who raised legends 💐 Happy Mother's Day!

i don't understand how to solve the "one guard tells only truths, the other only lies" puzzle i think. that's where my hero's journey would end.💔