My single "the balls have dropped" is available on my Voogle, Voogle+ and springyoing page

I have throats to shoot

I remembered my password

*chews really loud* ...WHAT? Can't a man eat his nuts in peace? Ugh...

Somebody's poisoned the water hole...and by waterhole I mean my godamn Toilet! Damn...

Those damn frogs are licking my balls again!

You got a glock in your rari, I got a Cock in my Rari.

Too much water? Pee. Too much coffee? Poo. Life has always been a game of pick your posion.

I'm a world champion at pocket pool!

It's time to...uh...Damn... I forgot what time it is....

My names Duck Nuckem, I got bills of steel! 🕶🦆

I eat balls for breakfast!

I am both pissed off and in my pants

How do I speak cursive? That shit seems so fruity!

Time to adopt a baby horse!

Fuck you mother nature! I'm going to starve myself of water!

The government doesn't want you to know that Criminal minds with the horror and drama removed is a cop comedy...

shit a log, called it my dukey nukey

It's time to cock and roll!

Who the hell is "Goat Ed"???

*sniff sniff* Ugh Damn... what smells like burnt pizza and demons around here?

Squeezing my hog...vroom vroom

Aliens? Babes? But what about alien babes? As long as they don't look like Ms Piggy I'll fuck it!

I'm gonna beat the living tar out of you and then turn that tar into gasoline for my super sweet hot rod!

Who tooted on my grandma's grave? You sick fucks!

Shut up babe, you Don't know nothing about Skylanders lore!

Your mother calls me Pookie Dukie

Ten years smoking joints made you eat pussy!

My Steel balls are clacking for action!

What's new scooby-Doo? The trail leads after you, we're gonna find that Mr.Bean!

My cock, my balls- what's the difference?

It's time to chooke nukes and fluke dukes (into the toilet hehe)

Hey pretty lady take those scissors away from me!

Hail to the kong baby! (*hands you a baby gorilla*)

Heh...I'm playing an imaginary episode of homestar Runner in my head where he runs through his friends dreams

My name is...ugh Puke Duce'Em... (too much popcorn shrimp...)

Time to eat some popcorn shrimp motherfucker!

Time to check my dukeclub fan emails

Those alien bastards gave me a free colonoscopy

It's time to kick alien bum and pick up dirt and scum!

Damn I'm ass...

Damn I'm Gucci

Do you think Mr.bare naked ladies wife is mad at him because the "boom anime babes" in question are minors?

I've got balls, do you?

The name's Nuke Dukem

Who the fuck is Tom?

Stop fucking gooning, damn...

I have come back from several months into the future and I hate to say it but...Pepsi-Man...he's coming...

I've had enough of Triple A gaming, when is it gonna be time for triple X gaming? Need me a Nintendo Direct to get me Nintendo Errect!

I got that dog in me and he's wimpering for food...