Quotes of Duke
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I've got balls.
My single "the balls have dropped" is available on my Voogle, Voogle+ and springyoing page
11 days ago
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I have throats to shoot
12 days ago
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I remembered my password
12 days ago
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*chews really loud* ...WHAT? Can't a man eat his nuts in peace? Ugh...
4 months ago
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Somebody's poisoned the water hole...and by waterhole I mean my godamn Toilet! Damn...
4 months ago
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Those damn frogs are licking my balls again!
4 months ago
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You got a glock in your rari, I got a Cock in my Rari.
4 months ago
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Too much water? Pee. Too much coffee? Poo. Life has always been a game of pick your posion.
5 months ago
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I'm a world champion at pocket pool!
5 months ago
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It's time to...uh...Damn... I forgot what time it is....
5 months ago
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My names Duck Nuckem, I got bills of steel! πΆπ¦
6 months ago
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I eat balls for breakfast!
6 months ago
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I am both pissed off and in my pants
6 months ago
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How do I speak cursive? That shit seems so fruity!
6 months ago
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Time to adopt a baby horse!
6 months ago
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Fuck you mother nature! I'm going to starve myself of water!
6 months ago
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The government doesn't want you to know that Criminal minds with the horror and drama removed is a cop comedy...
6 months ago
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shit a log, called it my dukey nukey
6 months ago
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It's time to cock and roll!
7 months ago
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Who the hell is "Goat Ed"???
7 months ago
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*sniff sniff* Ugh Damn... what smells like burnt pizza and demons around here?
7 months ago
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Squeezing my hog...vroom vroom
7 months ago
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Aliens? Babes? But what about alien babes? As long as they don't look like Ms Piggy I'll fuck it!
7 months ago
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I'm gonna beat the living tar out of you and then turn that tar into gasoline for my super sweet hot rod!
7 months ago
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Who tooted on my grandma's grave? You sick fucks!
7 months ago
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Shut up babe, you Don't know nothing about Skylanders lore!
8 months ago
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Your mother calls me Pookie Dukie
8 months ago
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Ten years smoking joints made you eat pussy!
8 months ago
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My Steel balls are clacking for action!
8 months ago
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What's new scooby-Doo? The trail leads after you, we're gonna find that Mr.Bean!
8 months ago
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My cock, my balls- what's the difference?
8 months ago
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It's time to chooke nukes and fluke dukes (into the toilet hehe)
9 months ago
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Hey pretty lady take those scissors away from me!
9 months ago
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Hail to the kong baby! (*hands you a baby gorilla*)
9 months ago
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Heh...I'm playing an imaginary episode of homestar Runner in my head where he runs through his friends dreams
9 months ago
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My name is...ugh Puke Duce'Em... (too much popcorn shrimp...)
9 months ago
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Time to eat some popcorn shrimp motherfucker!
9 months ago
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Time to check my dukeclub fan emails
9 months ago
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Those alien bastards gave me a free colonoscopy
10 months ago
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It's time to kick alien bum and pick up dirt and scum!
10 months ago
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Damn I'm ass...
11 months ago
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Damn I'm Gucci
11 months ago
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Do you think Mr.bare naked ladies wife is mad at him because the "boom anime babes" in question are minors?
11 months ago
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I've got balls, do you?
11 months ago
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The name's Nuke Dukem
11 months ago
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Who the fuck is Tom?
add a skeleton here at some point
11 months ago
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Stop fucking gooning, damn...
11 months ago
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I have come back from several months into the future and I hate to say it but...Pepsi-Man...he's coming...
12 months ago
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I've had enough of Triple A gaming, when is it gonna be time for triple X gaming? Need me a Nintendo Direct to get me Nintendo Errect!
12 months ago
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I got that dog in me and he's wimpering for food...
12 months ago
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