nothing like picking up a book on the fifth chapter of the second book in the series without even remembering what the main character was called 😂

I’m trying to choose my next read by just shuffling my books on Goodreads and i want something nice and easy i can read quickly so tell why it just suggested the silmarillion and then THE BIBLE??? Like please I can’t handle those rn 😭😭😭

this country is so unserious i love it

Well this is a birthday present from Amazon to me!

you know it’s bad when your very high expectations as a teenager parents now tell you it’s ok if you get fired from your retail job for being incompetent (not happened yet but have a bad feeling) and you can be a full-time Vinted seller instead 💀

whenever I think I look cool my dyspraxia kicks in and I look like drunk haymitch Abernathy stumbling on and off the stage on reaping day

what is it with the blatant disregard of historical accuracy in films/shows these days? Like I understand artistic liberties and obviously a lack of ability to replicate it fully, but we don’t need a Victorian woman wearing gel nails?? makeup designers need to open a book pls

late night raves at Winstad Manor (you can’t see him but Vilkas was clapping along)

Me trying to learn the piano as someone who violently objects to key signatures which aren’t C major

Without stating your age post your favourite film released the year you turned 18

doing those autistic questionnaires and never thinking the weird eye contact applies to me until my manager said I make her stutter when I stare at her during my performance review 💀

Your girl cannot survive Skyrim without god mode help getting killed every five seconds

I got a switch!! I can finally achieve my dream of playing Skyrim in bed (I am a simple woman)

I had a nightmare I was accidentally commenting about Skyrim plot lines (specifically the dark brotherhood quests) on LinkedIn. Is this the adult equivalent of a school nightmare?

I want to go back to sleep but I have work 😭

I’m on the bus this weird guy keeps talking to me and doesn’t get the hint ffs help

I am almost physically unable to lie (it just causes a weird reaction from me) that I like to think I’m descended from the fae or something 😂😂

LUCK this, LOVE that, what if Olivia Rodrigo’s new album is called WALL hence the repainting on a wall lmfao I’m so bored just announce it

we have different governmental systems, a prime minister does not hold the same power as a president lmao this is like basic common sense I fear

“the maximum tax” wtf

Why go to the club when you can rave to classical music in the comfort of your own bedroom

really random but I once failed a maths homework because my teacher couldn’t believe that my room was actually that small (we had to calculate the area of our bedroom) and I had completely forgotten this but I’m still annoyed

rip bruce banner you would have loved billie eilish

Wait the police station in AGGGTM is the same police station that former Prince Andrew was questioned at?? This is hilarious to me for some reason 😂

does he seriously think windmills are woke ??

why am I crushing over so many AKOTSK characters? i literally never am like this send help pls

It’s only 8:30 but feels like 11 I hate nights like these

rip socrates, you would have loved tiktok street interviews

all the BAFTAs discourse making it abundantly clear that the world will never understand intrusive thoughts

The best part of the BAFTAs was people outside of our fandom discovering Mike Aramayo aka the most supportive dad on the planet

I love Mike so much he is so supportive

I have a really high success rate on voting for the EE BAFTA rising star award I’ve now realised it’s making me feel powerful lmao

MIKE😭😭

ROB WON BOTH SO HAPPY

Ok the BAFTAs starts soon (16:45 GMT) but I’m not going to watch it until it’s televised at 1900 (idk why I’ve switched into 24 hour time) so I’m gonna have to avoid a few apps including this one for the next few hours!! See you later and fingers crossed for TROP cast!

Idk how celeb outfit finder accounts manage to do what they do so quickly but I am obsessed

why did I get into a disagreement with my BOSS yesterday about whether or not Morfydd Clark is Welsh or not? anyway weird times at work

The hedge knight may be getting me out of my reading slump. However I haven’t been able to read a novel since last summer so really need to work on that.

considering how far away he is anyway just seems like a massive waste of money if you really want him out force him to convert to Catholicism that’s a far cheaper way to deal with it

If my autistic brain is correct we will get Season 3 in August🤞🏻

I wish I had productive adhd and not stare into space for 5 hours adhd

I think Elon Musk is turning into a political pick me like wtf even are his opinions anymore?

I’ve just started reading A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. I’m only one paragraph in and I already know the adaptation is a brilliant. Cannot wait for Monday.

oh wow she’s really gonna be a Hollywood star

watching Bridgerton with your mum is certainly an experience I would not recommend

A knight of the seven kingdoms is so good

I had to ask my boss for a promotion today it was so painful and now I’m doing the application form and I hate these so much. Insecure people shouldn’t have to do job applications it’s like torture 😭

manifesting an East of Eden release date and stills / maybe trailer in the coming days

Rob’s nominated for Best Actor at the BAFTAs as well as Rising Star 🥺🥺

all this doomsday talk making me watch all the marvel films I haven’t seen yet - time for The Marvels, and I’m hoping I actually like this one because I love Ms Marvel