You left. Now they're dead. Immersive sim narrative first person cleaner AMBROSIA SKY is coming out NEXT WEEK! "beautiful, intimate, and deeply affecting" - @ign.com "equal parts System Shock and Powerwash Simulator" - @pcgamer.com Steam & Epic, November 10, 9am EST. Links below!

keep them failing ✊

who could have predicted that two emotionally-stunted rich boys with zero capacity for love and a world-destroying hunger for it would end up 𝑓𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 over who should be America's Favorite Son

in lieu of "that sounds difficult," the beleaguered will be accepting compliments about their great capacity for poetic despair

I had a friend in college who bullied me into giving her a black eye, but that was an action born of love and Hot Girl Logic and not whatever sadbro sulkmaxxing is going on here

the adhd urge to reformat your computer in the middle of a workday

stephen miller’s wife is problematic monsterfucker representation

Video games huh

going temporarily feral every time I see "tone of voice" on a voice and tone guide

now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)

cannot explain how many years of my childhood were devoted to sleeping as far away from mirrors as possible

I got on a conference call first thing this morning with my boss and he asked me what my shirt said, so I had to explain that it was a cute dog sailor with the text TOTAL INFORMATION COLLAPSE & THE END OF ALL CONSENSUS REALITY, THE DAMAGE CANNOT BE UNDONE

mmmmm not sure I love the "survivor of horrors" vibe we got going on here --- Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

lol no worries bro I've been broken and rebuilt so many times there's no original form left to preserve

I feel like I’ve played a lot of video games in the last few years that have a great story but bad writing. What does that mean? It’s time for a gamedev thread! 1/11

#PinkMoon Over Water" by Georgia O'Keeffe. 1923 #WomensArt #FullMoon #SuperMoon

I see this combo at the beginning of a movie and I strap tf in

White Lotus S3 peaked so hard with that Sam Rockwell monologue that there was no coming back. RIP to the season finale that I will forget expeditiously 🙏

no more reality, thanks!! 😊 I will be thinking about the little black cat from Flow instead 🐾🖤

AP News, a publication famed for its integrity and high ethical standards for journalism, barred from the White House for *checks notes* acknowledging that countries outside of the US exist and have names for things

system of government designed before the advent of electric lights and tin cans somehow failing modern citizens

Oh you're a prompt engineer huh? That's pretty impressive but I have a doctorate in ordering Taco Bell off DoorDash

this is supposed to be a gotcha but is accidentally a GREAT idea

voting for whatever party passes legislation that lets me stay in bed (no work) on days when the sun fails to rise (80% of winter days in Vancouver)

Naked & Famous tastes exactly like a petting zoo smells (positive)

just spent a solid 10 mins sniffing around the house like a deranged bloodhound because there was a NEW SCENT and I could not chill out until I pinpointed it so anyway sorry/ty to my gf who patiently let me smell her shirt, pants, the couch, various cosmetics, etc.

there's too many things happening, every thing should have to reach its conclusion before another thing can happen

every site needs a version of somethingawful's "we can just ban you" policy to use against bad actors who make a game of ruining the site while making sure to always stay 1% shy of violating the rules as-written

shout out to Cloudflare for knee-capping the entire Vancouver games industry with "scheduled" maintenance on a Friday afternoon 💫

success is not wealth, nor longevity, nor power. all these are temporary, ephemeral. success is when you get Pringles, the extruded potato snack

"you can't pour from an empty cup" ok but what if there's a drop left. what if you shake it as hard as you can. what if it's a matter of faith leading fact. what if you check for the hundredth time but it's the hundred & first that matters. or what if you're pretending. what if it's full. what then.

forgot that Unread Book is a comfort object and must be packed even if there is no expectation of time or space for actual reading

i'm showing a disinterest in food and i'm tending to stay in one area of my enclosure

"what pride flag is this (: (: " 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 stop thinking, brain

category: love poem medium: doordash DM

one thing early bluesky reaffirmed is that if you see a guy on here saying things like “good morning everyone” and “how is everyone doing today 🙂” he is a sick fucking freak and father time is on a rooftop across the street putting together a sniper rifle

what slowed us down this time

gently explaining to the CoD /r/ that buying more servers won't fix the crisis of faith problem

researchers are the best accidental poets www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/...

Reasons I left marketing

sustained infinity bug bites while taking this picture

the Outlook SEND button is actually a time machine that jettisons 1/5 of your edits back to the 2000s to become horrible Times New Roman

I am begging for 20 fucking consecutive minutes of uninterrupted work focus

panic! at the venn diagram overlap between novelty-seeking and structure-seeking

just in: mysterious thigh bruise exactly the same shape and height as every door handle in apartment