I'm on day three of a bad sinus infection & the neti bottle and salt water gargling are helping. The only problem is mucus is coming out pretty heavy and is getting caught in the kitchen sink strainer. So when the water rises, they look like bobbing mucus jellyfish anchored to the strainer.

New experience: Going into a Starbucks with a new genderless communal bathroom where a couple girls are primping at the mirror. I walk in, look embarrassed, say oops excuse me, and one of them looks at me and says, it's alright. And then I became poop- & fart-shy while they're in there.

Librarian to me: A homeless guy was arrested earlier for masturbating near the entrance. Me: Well, at least he didn't spooge in a magazine. Librarian: 😐

My once-a-year Israeli hookup is coming to stay for a couple of days on his way to California. I'm going to sweeten those babies with a fruit cocktail. Think this is enough for a few loads? #gayisraeli #sweetload #sweetcum #jewishsperm #dadload #fertileload

It's Bike The Drive this morning in Chicago, and I haven't heard this much silence on Lake Shore Drive since the first few weeks of Covid. Not one fucking car. And it's a gorgeous sound.

Oh NO!!! The greatest of all time, RED PANDA, fell tonight in Minneapolis. She's spectacular, and we wish her well.

Dear Miss Google employee sitting in the Starbucks at Sheridan & Broadway having back to back Zoom meetings with her voice at level 10. Keep that shitstream about your Google Travel app workflow going. I'm going to short trade/inside trade your company's ass the minute you drop a juicy revelation.

I found my summer reading!

One of the more clever signs seen during the protest march here in Chicago.

In Chicago, we don't do hookups based on our horniness or how good the 🍆 might be. We base it on an algorithm of proximity, how fucking cold it is outside at 2am, and how much a roundtrip Lyft/Uber is going to cost. 🤣

Happy to report that about a third of the guys I followed on X are here on BSky. About half post regularly on Bsky, and the other half still post more content on X. But none of my European guys are on BSky. My guess is they don't feel the sense of dread Elon poses and don't want to move to BSky.

Friday morning Zoom call.

This is what you all want to see. Not long, moderately thick. Just a slab of nicely seasoned Jew meat.